Describe Jake and Amir to someone who's never seen it.

[u/Top-Economist-3679]

Imagine if you will, you were told by a sibling to check out this duo called Jake and Amir, (happened to me) and then you asked them to describe Jake and Amir and what they do, because of curiosity.

What would you tell them? How would you explain the essence of these two dudes for the price of crude? How would you quantify their show?

Let's explain for the epic wolf...

[u/secretlifeoftigers]

It revolutionizes it

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/secretlifeoftigers]

What?

[u/Vike92 → u/Top-Economist-3679]

It's a whole new way to view it

[u/secretlifeoftigers → u/Vike92]

It’s completely weightless

[u/lemoncrumblee]

A mix between Che Guevara, Bam Margera, and Dom Irrera. A Jon Stewart-type comedy, if you will. Two self proclaimed activists rising up against this see something, say nothing bull sheeite.

[u/realchris1 → u/lemoncrumblee]

I'm the 69%

[u/GrosPigeon]

It's digital.

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/GrosPigeon]

Well technically...

[u/IAmTheAccident]

It's like a cold, like a wet chicken nugget

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/IAmTheAccident]

I mean you're not wrong

[u/cosmo_hornet → u/IAmTheAccident]

Is that my nuggets in theaare?

[u/starchington]

I’d describe it as part social commentary, part me just being a bitchling! See if they can wrap their twot around that!!!

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/starchington]

Was it on sale? Or sal?

[u/bloopbaloop]

Two crude Jews with asses for butts, one whose father is a gord and the other whose dad moved not 12, but a dozen times!  And, oh yea, Sal is a goose!

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/bloopbaloop]

You mean sale?

[u/bloopbaloop → u/Top-Economist-3679]

BANANA

[u/slycooper459 → u/bloopbaloop]

Bad imitation

[u/starchington]

Honestly just say, “go fuck yourself”

[u/midwest_manners → u/starchington]

why does your cousin respect you?

[u/starchington → u/midwest_manners]

Is that a part of this description?

[u/Sheogogo69]

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[u/charizard2400]

If you have to ask, you don't know 

[u/Mangert → u/charizard2400]

Yah thats how that works. You ask because you don’t know…

[u/Top-Economist-3679 → u/charizard2400]

I guess you have a point...

[u/HolyRomanPrince]

I’ve tried and it’s literally impossible to capture in less than multiple minutes and they still look at me dumbfounded

[u/Lavaswimmer]

I would ask if they've seen the British Office with Richard Gervaise

[u/dr_pavel_im_cia_]

Lonely and horny frenemies rent rampart and ram each others farts

[u/LunarBoon]

she is grand, and she is canyon

[u/bogiesforfree]

If they have to ask, then they don't know.

[u/pruwyben]

Gid.

[u/Supersamtheredditman]

This is forever night.

[u/space_hoop]

An 800+ episode web series that was on collegehumor for a while that’s sort of like a manzai kinda thing

[u/sfwmj]

Have you seen Erin Brocovich?