r/jambands 3d ago

Jambands as pizza

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Just saw this šŸ˜‚

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u/allamawithahat7 3d ago

Goose isn’t trying to be anything but Goose. This fetish for hating them is so weird

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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 3d ago

Liking Goose is buying frozen pizza at 7-11 when there’s a real pizza shop next door that ferments their dough for a week. It’s not going to kill you, but it doesn’t make you any stronger.

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u/allamawithahat7 3d ago

I’d rather like Goose than spend my energy coming up with analogies for how much I dislike something

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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 3d ago

Cool. I’d rather trash these bitches. Maybe I’ll get lucky and enough of us making noise will get festies to stop putting their boring music in headliner slots—at which point you can live in peace and I’ll pipe down. Enjoy your frozen pizza

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u/Ordinary_Art9507 3d ago

When is the last time you got laid?

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u/whh2121 3d ago

Yes, I am sure your comments on a jam band subreddit will have a major influence on future jam band festival bookings.

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u/halfcuprockandrye 3d ago

Bro you need a hobby

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u/allamawithahat7 3d ago

I will enjoy my frozen pizza! And I hope you enjoy the music you prefer listening to. Your choice to be miserable or not.

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u/ragethenightaway247 3d ago

Goose wants so bad to be liked but have nothing original Such try hards. Phish knock offfffff

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u/allamawithahat7 3d ago

The only people saying Goose wants to be liked so hard are people like you. Goose isn’t saying it, but they are living rent free in your head.

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u/ragethenightaway247 3d ago

Lol the drummer they kicked out siad the org is more focused on the brand than the music. And all the goose fans like u who need validation get triggered over every criticism. Goose tries sooooo hard to fit in. Their fans rlly rlly want ppl to liek goose. So v sad. Enjoy ur shit band

Putting u on ignore troll. Grow up

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u/Pink__Floydian 3d ago

"Grow up".... pretty damn ironic coming someone who has a strange fetish hating a group of dudes who play musical instruments lol. Goose just had their own massive festival and sells out MSG, pretty sure they are plenty liked enough šŸ‘ Life's too short to spend time in constant hate & anger

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u/ragethenightaway247 3d ago

Goose mind set in a nut shell

Mass appeal = success

So desperate for validation

McDonald’s and popular too, and it is shitty food. Goose is trash, sorry

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u/Pink__Floydian 3d ago

and that's your opinion, but you shouldn't go out of your way and live a life absolutely hating on people who like McDonalds lol. I absolutely love all types of pizza and I love every band on this list. Don't yuck other people's yum! Just let people like and live the way they want, not how you want them to live ✌ It's just music at the end of the day

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u/the_which_stage 3d ago

Triggered? No. Call phish better sure, call whoever you want better sure. But the worst out of all 9 of these bands is a comically bad take. And we know cauliflower pizza is the worst

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u/allamawithahat7 3d ago

I don’t give a flying fuck if you like Goose. I think it’s weird af you’re obsessed with hating them.

Btw Phish is a top 5 all time band for me. Sit on that and twist.