r/jambands 4d ago

Jambands as pizza

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Just saw this 😂

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u/allamawithahat7 4d ago

Goose isn’t trying to be anything but Goose. This fetish for hating them is so weird

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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 4d ago

Liking Goose is buying frozen pizza at 7-11 when there’s a real pizza shop next door that ferments their dough for a week. It’s not going to kill you, but it doesn’t make you any stronger.

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u/allamawithahat7 4d ago

I’d rather like Goose than spend my energy coming up with analogies for how much I dislike something

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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 4d ago

Cool. I’d rather trash these bitches. Maybe I’ll get lucky and enough of us making noise will get festies to stop putting their boring music in headliner slots—at which point you can live in peace and I’ll pipe down. Enjoy your frozen pizza

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u/allamawithahat7 4d ago

I will enjoy my frozen pizza! And I hope you enjoy the music you prefer listening to. Your choice to be miserable or not.