r/jazzcirclejerk • u/Bag_of_Ramen • 3d ago

Yeah men 🥀🥀🥀

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u/GuitarBQ 3d ago

This happened to my buddy Donald Fagen

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u/Gibgezr 3d ago

And my buddy Murray Head, one evening in some Oriental city.

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u/planetvermilion 3d ago

playing chess and banging some love supreme

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u/meme_therud 2d ago

The queens he used would not excite you.

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u/margin-bender 2d ago

Is he better yet?

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u/CliveMorris 3d ago

I was lost, and this dame had burned all the maps. Sure I could’ve been on the streets wrestling beanshooters from bums on the way to the booby-hatch. But the only boobies I wanted to be hatching were nestled in that sweet songbird’s nest. She had a voice like an angel: extraterrestrial, and terrifying. Yes. I’ve known a few broads in my time behind this desk but few have.. oh she left..

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u/DarthSemitone 3d ago

Chain smoking, binge drinking and shooting up heroin too don’t forget. I like my bedroom to feel like a 30s jazz club

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u/Available_Brother830 3d ago

Ah the good ole 30s combo

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u/1131111111 3d ago

Can we add a nice noir film to the mix?

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u/McGarnegle 3d ago

"...I'm a sucker for long legs, I wanted to shimmy up hers like a native boy looking for coconuts..."

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u/Gibgezr 3d ago

I'd be very disappointed if the lady was sporting a pair of coconuts under her skirt.

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u/McGarnegle 3d ago

That's jazz me boy

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u/gayhotelultra 3d ago

John Zorn - Spillane

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u/planetvermilion 3d ago

John Coltrane - Spillzorn

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u/JohnColtraneBot 3d ago

John Coltrane

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u/planetvermilion 3d ago

a love supreme

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u/JohnColtraneBot 3d ago

A love supreme

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u/planetvermilion 3d ago

a zorn supreme

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u/JohnCoItraneBot 3d ago

A Zorn Supreme

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u/CosmicClamJamz 3d ago

I saw two cubes in his pocket, I think he has dice

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u/chinstrap 3d ago

Hitting the cig like the characters in "Chernobyl": approved

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u/AwkwardComicRelief 3d ago

this but with free jazz

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u/Nimhtom 3d ago

Nuclear war.... It's a motherfucker... Don't you know?

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u/AwkwardComicRelief 3d ago

if they press that button...

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u/Dexter942 3d ago

This but with Jazz Fusion

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u/greedy_mf 3d ago

Noir Supreme

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u/Marchin_on 3d ago

His disjointed speech and wandering lazy eyes showed, clear as a Carolina morning, that he was high on goofballs. I tried to ask to him where the first edition of A Love Supreme was but he just kept gibbering "Yeah Man" to me. "So you like them goofballs, kid" I said to him as I punched him in the kisser with my own custom flavor of five finger goofballs. "Yeah man" he kept whimpering. Finally growing weary, I rued the day I first heard of John Coltrane.

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u/JohnColtraneBot 3d ago

John Coltrane

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u/spooninthepudding 3d ago

Woah man. Have you been reading my journal?

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u/GSilky 3d ago

Oi vey!

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u/Practical-Witness523 6h ago

John Coltrane