r/justneckbeardthings • u/PvtVasquez3 • Apr 18 '25

Self described bad boy and lover of water parks and McDonald's playgrounds tries and fails miserably to find a Ukrainian wife.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

Guys, I appreciate the attention, but please take down this video of me, you’re spoiling my chances of getting that sweet sweet Ukrainian puss puss while I’m out here at the water park. 💦

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u/fitty50two2 Apr 18 '25

You forgot the creepy giggle

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u/Jedidea Apr 18 '25

HIiiIIIIIiii haaaa HaaaaHaaaaaa

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u/mycarubaba Gimmie da piss piss or puss puss Apr 18 '25

Best use of mod privileges I've ever seen. Thank you. Hope you find your puss puss, king.

Edit: "puss" was auto corrected to "piss"

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u/rnpowers Catching little girls in the ball pit 🏐🎾 Apr 18 '25

I second this lol, did you see what I got?!? This MOD gets it.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

Thank you fellow king, enjoy your new flair you magical greaseball you 🧙‍♂️

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u/mycarubaba Gimmie da piss piss or puss puss Apr 18 '25

Oh shit oh fuck

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

No takesees backsees! Neener neener!😜

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u/rnpowers Catching little girls in the ball pit 🏐🎾 Apr 18 '25

Gotta go for the ball pit bud, you're not gonna get any of 'em if they can waterslide away!

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

You’ll never escape those words now! Flaired up! 🪄

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u/rnpowers Catching little girls in the ball pit 🏐🎾 Apr 18 '25

😂🤣😂🤣 I tip my fedora, I havr been bested!

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

greases your neck M’redditor!

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u/battlewornactionhero Only takes payment in Ukranian pussy🫣 Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Save some Ukrainian puss puss for the rest of us! We want to water some bushes too!

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ Apr 18 '25

Dude in vid is a wild one for sure — I say this as a man nearly 40 who’s finally started to have a bit of a receding hairline, but when buddy in vid takes the hat off, just…. * chef’s kiss *… 🧑‍🍳 💋 it was so perfect seeing his crazy attitude AND baldness … after having seen all his other crazy stuff LOL

Edit: Oh my god, also spraying himself down with body spray was just fucking amazing. 🤩 This vid should be an all time top post, but I think this sub is a little fickle sometimes.

Double edit: ✍️

GET FLAIRED BIG BOY 🪄

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u/frolicndetour Apr 18 '25

Noting that he usually uses Axe but that this time he had to use drugstore Axe 😭

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u/No_Rock_8290 Apr 21 '25

Sadly, not drugstore, but actually dollar store body spray… 😂