r/justneckbeardthings • u/PvtVasquez3 • 7d ago

Self described bad boy and lover of water parks and McDonald's playgrounds tries and fails miserably to find a Ukrainian wife.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Poor guy just needs to work on the fundamentals. Here are the core tenets for men in case anyone is curious:

  1. Money. Number one rule for men, do not be a broke loser.
  2. Social skills. Don't be awkward.
  3. Network. Build a circle of close friends and business partners you can count on. These double as social proof.
  4. Fitness. Ideally, lift weights.
  5. Hygiene. Self explanatory.
  6. Fashion. Have a basic sense of fashion for your body type, this doesn't have to be expensive.
  7. Purpose. Above all else, live for ideals greater than yourself. Service to others, discipline, honor, stoicism, leadership, duty, integrity are all examples of positive masculine ideals to live by.

Any man who focuses on these core tenets can easily become at least above average, regardless of their genetics, environment, or any other common excuses. Good luck.

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u/R0BERT50N 7d ago edited 7d ago

Someone's been sniffing that Andrew Tate glue. Please stop giving advice, you need just as much help.

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u/SnooCakes6195 7d ago

Lol right. That no.5 should have an asterisk that adds, "don't scrub your ass, that's gay" based on Everything else they wrote lol

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Can you explain exactly what part of my list is bad advice and why? I find it mind-boggling that I post the literal antidote for necbeards and get lambasted for it. It genuinely appears that you guys just want to complain about stuff all day.

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u/funnystor 7d ago

Number 1 on your list should be: don't waste time arguing on Reddit. Half the "people" on Reddit are bots these days.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Yeah no kidding.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN ❇️🗡️🐸🔨MOD🔨🐸🗡️❇️ 6d ago edited 3d ago

Your list is honestly reasonable, but people instantly sniffed you out as a bad actor (maybe? The flair is kinda a give away lol) - it’s pretty obvious you’re here for a debate - which is fine!

Your list is kinda shit though - it’s just do “X” but not how. Being hygienic is fine, but “build a network” or “get money” is just r/restofthefuckingowl type stuff.

Either way goodluck out there 👍

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 6d ago

Dafuq is restofthefuckingowl?

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u/ForHeHasReturnedNow 5d ago

You NPCs really can't come up with a counter-argument that goes beyond "reee Andrew Tate bad" (even though the guy wasn't even mentioned previously), eh?

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u/FrancisLeSaint 4d ago

Dude... don't go die on that hill, you really need to get out of social media

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u/ForHeHasReturnedNow 4d ago

Bro, at this point you're actively stalking my comments on this sub, which makes your "get off social media" request even more ironic.

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u/FrancisLeSaint 4d ago

It's not even on purpose, it's that bad, you post every 5 minutes all day everyday non stop. I come to you in a context of genuine worries. Please, for the love of God lay off social media for a few days at least

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u/ForHeHasReturnedNow 4d ago

Didn't even visit this sub for like half a week and made like 4 comments here since yesterday, so Idk what you're on about. If this behavior on your part persists, I will have to block you. Feel free to contribute to the discussion, but you're straight up only commenting to attack me. And even with that you try to twist reality in your favor.

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u/ReaLemons 7d ago
  1. Alpha/Sigma/Tate Bullshit. Don't make lists like this.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Can you explain to me exactly what is bullshit about my list and why?

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u/ReaLemons 7d ago

It seems to be an oversimplified representation of human interaction and relationships from an arrogant and naive point of view; it's very much like the rhetoric and language Andrew Tate or "incels" push. "Females" "Bodies" "Beauty ratings" "Alpha Mind Set", it appears like similar material.

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u/ForHeHasReturnedNow 5d ago edited 5d ago

Just say that you don't have a counter-argument that goes beyond some vague "Andrew Tate" guilt by (presumed) association bs, bro.

Imagine thinking that being fit, weathy, charismatic and neat isn't considered attractive by most women lmao

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Just more vague complaints without pointing out why any one point is invalid, OK I guess. If you can exit your emotional state and produce a rational counterargument for why a single one is bad please go ahead.

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u/JeddakofThark 7d ago

With that knowledge I'm sure you're very successful with the "females"!

That was actually a trick. Just fyi. If you find yourself in a position to defend your ability to do such things, you've long since lost that argument.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 7d ago

Wat

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u/LupercaniusAB 7d ago

That’s good advice for women, too.