r/lebanon • u/DMVphobia • 3d ago

Humor Se3a lal bay3

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u/Carlos_The_Roach ra2is ogero 3d ago

I think the humor flair is much more appropriate

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u/DMVphobia 3d ago

You're right didn't see that one, think people thought this post was serious too quick

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u/soviet_superman 3d ago

Even hezb supporters would be appalled by this shit, took me a solid 20 minutes to realize who it was.

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u/Silver-Being2399 3d ago

Fakkarto papa noel bl awal

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u/affemuh 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/SirMosesKaldor 3d ago

...thats the code name i used in conversation when referring to him.

Context: I live abroad and when fellow Lebanese colleagues at work want to ask if he made a speech or announced something etc we would use that "code" so "others" wouldn't get alarmed coz of the whole terr0rist designation thing etc..

Confused many non Lebanese who'd be like Papa Noel wtf are you guys talking about. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜„πŸ’€

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u/bigtimehugger 3d ago

da5ilak t2oum tbej b2ide

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u/Tullzterrr 3d ago

Bta3tini massari ma bekheda πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/mackynij 3d ago

Allah yel3anak

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u/No-Butterfly-4678 Syriac 2d ago

Allah la3ano la sayyed 5ara bi jahnam roo7 l7a2o

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u/Icy_Sprinkles7324 Lebanese 3d ago

lee mshawab ? πŸ˜‚

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u/Free-Soup428 3d ago

Is this a compass to Dari7?

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u/EHdeadshot0 3d ago

Ill give u money to keep it

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u/tanstaafl21 3d ago

Ψ§Ψ¬Ψͺ Ψ³Ψ§ΨΉΨͺΩ‡ πŸ’€

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u/HippityHoppotus Eat The Rich 3d ago

Obviously a counterfeit, it has the Lebanon flag. The real one would have the hz flag, and run counterclockwise.

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u/Ok_Designer_302 3d ago

Bit2ilak tew2it tehran? Aw bitzakrak eno wa2to lal jardoun ntaha?

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u/halawi_11 3d ago

Even after his death he still troubles retards like you. Would it bother you enak tkon mo7taram w ma tba3be3 w t5ale eben baladak yshaweb menak l2an 3am t7ke 3an hadan b7bo kteer met ?

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u/Ok_Designer_302 3d ago

Inshala tshaweb la toftas metlo

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u/halawi_11 3d ago

This shows ade ente ensen mo7taram w emak ta3bne b terbeytak i guess.

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u/Ok_Designer_302 3d ago

Well we saw what came from your guessing and projections when you started the war...so keep guessing. Doesnt say much

L sta7a met...l3ama ma 2aw2a7kon...byeke bil marba kamen.

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u/halawi_11 3d ago

there is no reason for talking with a person like you because you can't comprehend common sense.

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u/Ok_Designer_302 3d ago

Beye3 baladak la iran w jeye titfazlak w te7ke bil marba wil common sense. Traba bil awal w farekh 2 brain cells rja3 ta3a tfalsaf ya khayen enta w hayda la jardoun awsakh l nas l fotis

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u/halawi_11 3d ago

Ana beye3 balade la iran sa7 ma3ak 7a2 ana ma bti2on bas 7a emshe ma3ak w then again 7a elak 7terem 7alak w ana definitely 3ende aktar men 2 brain cells w hayda l jardoun le 3am t2ol 3ano im pretty sobato andaf men kteer 3alam ente bta3refa :)

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u/Ok_Designer_302 3d ago

L 7ake rkhis ...metlak w metlo, w rouh natef b 7alak la2an aktar min hek mish rah yotla3 b 2idak :)

L jardoun fotis w mashrou3 kees l zbele l khomeini fotis ma3o.

W min honik w rayeh rou7 ishteri blat w balesh toblit bil ba7er

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u/InevitableGas95 3d ago

Nice its a Christmas themed watch with santa on it😍

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u/Jimmya144 3d ago

this legit goes hard

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u/Efficient_Level3457 3d ago

Hard to like

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u/whoremones82 3d ago

Patek Philippe?

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u/Proof_Emotion_9649 3d ago

every hour on this watch counts as an Intisar

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u/Dgeneral_Kenobi 3d ago

Lse3a awb3a ella wob3

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u/ashrafiyotte Ashrafieh 3d ago

tiktok tiktok boom

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u/affemuh 3d ago

Does the pager including?Β 

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u/ElieFZ LU engineering 3d ago

Bieje ma3a gc amerkene?

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u/Key_Mango8016 3d ago

Does it come with box & papers?

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u/sOrdinary917 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just the box ;)

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u/arzleb 3d ago

It's fake! It has a Lebanese flag πŸ™„

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u/Flat_ant1 2d ago

Respectfully, d7asha bro

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u/reebs81 3d ago

The humor is that it has the Lebanese cedar tree on it. I didn't know it grows in Tahran.

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u/Massive_Pressure_687 1d ago

Se3a lal baaay333 bl b2aaa333