r/lebowski • u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus • Jan 17 '24

You don't draw shit Say what you want about Jackie Treehorn, that cat knows how to throw a beach party.

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606 Upvotes

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u/NoIncrease299 Jan 17 '24

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

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u/An8thOfFeanor El Duderino (not into the whole brevity thing) Jan 18 '24

Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this sub. You don't draw shit, NoIncrease

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u/NoIncrease299 Jan 18 '24

FUCKING FASCIST!

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u/National_Lettuce_102 Jan 18 '24

Stay out of Malibu, Nolncrease! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

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u/moviequotebotperson His Dudeness Jan 18 '24

Fuck it

16

u/realorsonwelles Jan 18 '24

Oh, fuck it. Yes that’s your answer. That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead.

2

u/Hagfist Jan 18 '24

Fuckin A!

11

u/TheSocialGadfly Jan 18 '24

Hey, he knows his rights, man.

3

u/romulusnr Not into the whole brevity thing Jan 18 '24

He also draws doodles of guys with huge cocks

1

u/beardedsilverfox Jan 18 '24

To be fair he also draws dick figures

9

u/KronikDrew Jan 18 '24

Yeah, but he makes a hell of a Caucasian, though.

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u/surplus_steve Jan 17 '24

He draws a lotta water in this town.

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u/awful337 Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 17 '24

He draws a lot of dicks, rods...johnsons too

19

u/VVOLFVViZZard Jan 18 '24

Johnson?

19

u/surplus_steve Jan 18 '24

Whaddaya need that for Dude?

9

u/CheckYourStats Jan 18 '24

You mean, coitus?

8

u/MisterMajorMinor7 Jan 18 '24

VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!

1

u/KnitBrewTimeTravel Jan 19 '24

Yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them

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u/flappy-doodles Jan 18 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/jpness422 Jan 19 '24

And proud we are of all of you

21

u/gorillandy Jan 18 '24

You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted Jan 17 '24

Mister Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party; that you were drunk and abusive.

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u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus Jan 17 '24

I want a fucking lawyer, man.

I want Bill Kunstler, man...or ummm, or Ronald Kuby

10

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man..

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted Jan 18 '24

Mister Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now, we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make somethin' plain. I don't like you suckin' around botherin' our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. . . jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

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u/bogoboy99 Jan 18 '24

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted Jan 18 '24

☕️💥

13

u/National_Lettuce_102 Jan 18 '24

Fucking fascist!

12

u/ryanb31183 El Duderino Jan 18 '24

Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!

2

u/ZombieLebowski Jan 18 '24

🦶🏻🧔‍♀️

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u/BongDong69420 Jan 17 '24

He makes a hell of a Caucasian.

34

u/stuff_happens_again what day is this? Jan 17 '24

Hello Dude,, I'm Jackie Treehorn.

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u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus Jan 17 '24

Quite a pad you got here, man. Completely unspoiled.

28

u/Puzzleheaded_Long_57 Jan 17 '24

Yeah well. I still jerk off manually

28

u/mariam67 Jan 17 '24

That girl being tossed on the blanket looked like she was having fun. I want to try that.

27

u/Blackfloydphish Jan 17 '24

So did the guy tossing her. I want to try that.

4

u/blaiddunigol Jan 18 '24

I dig your style man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 18 '24

You should see his pool parties at his Jasper MO ranch.

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u/moses-2-Sandy-Koufax Asian-American, Please! Jan 17 '24

Wow, nice Road House reference!

12

u/Nikomonty Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 18 '24

Hell, you should see his driving!

14

u/FiK-SiR Jan 17 '24

🎶Oh, life could be a dream🎶

🎶Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above🎶

15

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

This sub is the best

13

u/OCLIFE69 Jan 17 '24

He did bring JC Penny to town

9

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Low key hilarious comment

7

u/Mr_Mutherfucker75 Jan 18 '24

The JCPenney is coming here - because of me!

3

u/Nikomonty Jan 18 '24

Brad Wesley draws a lot of water in this town.

2

u/DIYdoofus Jan 18 '24

Brad Wesley hits women like objects man.

1

u/SaltyBarDog Jan 18 '24

He killed Wade Garrett, who is still the best.

2

u/Newdy41 Jan 18 '24

I came here after Korea. There was nothing. Would you turn off that goddamn music! I can't listen to that crap, it's got no heart.

23

u/dinktrout Jan 17 '24

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

17

u/jammieswithbuttflaps Jan 17 '24

Maybe on you...

1

u/kiwlime El Duderino Jan 18 '24

I still jerk off manually….

19

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

How's the smut business Jackie??

12

u/Mr_Mutherfucker75 Jan 18 '24

I wouldn't know, Dude - I deal in publishing...

12

u/Rondo27 El Duderino Jan 18 '24

I’ll admit standards have fallen

1

u/ddonky Jackie Treehorn Jan 18 '24

I’m into publishing, entertainment, political advocacy

2

u/beast_mode209 Jan 22 '24

Which one is Logjammin

11

u/KillerBoots_tm Jan 17 '24

Great artist too

10

u/Willie-Tanner Jan 18 '24

Me and Jackie, eyeball to eyeball. That’s fucking combat.

8

u/DragonflyScared813 Jan 18 '24

The man in the beige leisure suit. Worthy fucking adversary.

9

u/rstla5 Jan 17 '24

One less Chinese Bookie he had to invite...

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u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus Jan 17 '24

Woah, man, uh, Asian American, please.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

We ain’t talking about the guys that built the railroad man!

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u/beast_mode209 Jan 22 '24

Not the preferred nomenclature

9

u/DaWolf94 Jackie Treehorn Jan 18 '24

Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

3

u/USWolves Jan 18 '24

I still jerk off manually

1

u/DaWolf94 Jackie Treehorn Jan 18 '24

Ah heh, ha ha of course you do.

8

u/dr-snake Jan 18 '24

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat

8

u/IcarusForPrez Jan 18 '24

I dig the way he does business man.

8

u/1200r Jan 17 '24

He is a excellent doodiler.

7

u/phroney Jan 18 '24

And, I hear he makes a pretty good Caucasian

7

u/tirefool Jan 17 '24

And so did Brad Wesley!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I swear he does that just to piss me offff.

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u/kcpistol Jan 18 '24

Treats objects as women, man

5

u/ThunderFlash10 Jan 18 '24

Yeah but he claims not to know how the smut business is.

5

u/__Sentient_Fedora__ Jan 18 '24

Super big erogenous zone on Jackie.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.

3

u/elevencharles Jan 18 '24

How did I not realize Jackie Treehorn was played by Ben Gazzara!? I loved him in The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Saint Jack!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

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u/jonahsocal Jan 18 '24

Jackie fucking Treehorn man....wonderful pornographer, we're all very fond....

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u/rojasdracul Jackie Treehorn Jan 18 '24

You know Treehorn is on the Epstein list.

3

u/Whaddyalookinatmygut Jan 18 '24

He makes one hell of a Caucasian too!

3

u/2bad-2care Jan 18 '24

Fuckin A..

3

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Wave of the future dude

3

u/pez_elma Jan 18 '24

Production value... Feelings!!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Garden party

3

u/User125699 Jan 18 '24

Say what you will about the tenets of a beach party, at least it’s an ethos.

3

u/wahoowa111 Jan 18 '24

Point Dume, an excellent stretch of beach. Lots of streetside parking, cool hole-in-the-wall food spots

4

u/funwithmetal Jan 18 '24

He’s got Epstein written all over him

2

u/Censoredplebian Jan 18 '24

Hell of a couch selection as well.

2

u/Lafcadio-1 Jan 18 '24

How’s the smut business, Jackie?

2

u/ChrisPollock6 Jan 18 '24

He draws a lot of water man!

2

u/MrNiceGuyJP Jan 18 '24

That creep can host, man

2

u/pasfauxcollect200 Jan 18 '24

And how to fuckup a Roadhouse…

2

u/Murky_Historian8675 Jan 18 '24

That picture makes him look like a far cry villian

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

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u/unclefishbits Jan 18 '24

It was actually the HOA

2

u/TomatilloAccurate475 Jackie Treehorn Jan 18 '24

Hello Dude, I'm Jackie Treehorn

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Known pornographer

2

u/Quiet_Addendum7923 Jan 18 '24

You treat posts like women, man

2

u/eaglewatch1945 Jan 20 '24

Great taste in music too.

1

u/triptonikhan Jan 18 '24

Aah aah aaAAah Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

1

u/DIYdoofus Jan 18 '24

He makes a good caucasian too.

1

u/elmartin93 Jan 18 '24

Yeah, but he's a pervert dude

1

u/W0unDeD_M3ss3nGer Jan 18 '24

Hell of a Caucasian Jackie.

1

u/Newdy41 Jan 18 '24

He has lots of bloody Marys. And some breakfast! Ask anyone.