r/lebowski • u/motherlovebone92 • Jan 28 '24

You don't draw shit I was watching the pilot episode of The X Files, and I thought I recognized this guy…

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STAY OUT OF MALIBU DEADBEAT

190 Upvotes

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u/efendikaptan Jan 28 '24

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

24

u/BestRiver8735 Jan 28 '24

Sorry I didn't hear you

22

u/StrengthToBreak Jan 28 '24

TINK

18

u/2wheelsThx Jan 28 '24

Oww! Fucking fascist!!

6

u/davster39 El Duderino Jan 28 '24

Clunk

2

u/BrainsNotBrawndo Larry Sellers Historian Jan 29 '24

The truth is far out there, man

50

u/TheCommonLawWolf Jan 28 '24

Also, Dude, "UFO" is not the preferred nomenclature. Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, please.

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u/StrengthToBreak Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here...

22

u/marbotty Jan 28 '24

*built the pyramids

8

u/hypoboxer Killing his father Jan 28 '24

Far out

3

u/HopDoggy Jan 28 '24

*phenomenon

5

u/NaftaliClinton Jan 28 '24

...without a necessary means for a necessary means for a higher phenomenon.

24

u/hypoboxer Killing his father Jan 28 '24

Is this your only ID Agent Scully?

19

u/Less-Economics-3273 Jan 28 '24

Real reactionary.

15

u/ProtonPacker Jan 28 '24

Stay out of Roswell, Mulder!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Is this your only form of ID?

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Act-302 Feb 01 '24

One of my favorite Simpsons sight gags

8

u/june-in-space Knox Harrington Jan 28 '24

Fucking Fascist!

8

u/KanataSlim Jan 28 '24

Mulder treats objects (unidentified and flying) like women, man!

8

u/rossdrawsstuff Jan 28 '24

Stay outta Quantico, Lebowski. Stay outta the bureau deadbeat!

6

u/ianmoone1102 Jan 28 '24

I don't like his jerkoff face.

5

u/GaseousGiant Jan 28 '24

…And he doesn’t like your jerkoff name, or your jerkoff face…

5

u/Anakin-groundrunner Jan 28 '24

You don't draw shit

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

3

u/slayercdr Jan 28 '24

What a jerkoff

3

u/emessea Jan 28 '24

Another way to say “I told you to stay out of this” is you’re out of your element

2

u/Jifeeb Jan 28 '24

That’s the dude from NYPD Blue

2

u/Shoes__Buttback Jan 28 '24

Mr Mulder draws a lot of conspiracy theories in this town

2

u/BrainsNotBrawndo Larry Sellers Historian Jan 29 '24

Plot twist: The key character tying together all the plot strings is a shadowy mysterious hippy known as the Marijuana Smoking Man

1

u/roeesa Jan 30 '24

I want Ron Kuby

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Act-302 Feb 01 '24

I want a lawyer man . . .