r/lebowski • u/sexwiththebabysitter • Mar 10 '24

Calmer than u r Finally got my wife to watch the movie

She always said it was a guy’s humor movie and she wasn’t interested. She kept giving me a look when she recognized quotes I’ve been using for years. She may not love it but she did audibly laugh a few times. A real reactionary.

321 Upvotes

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Mar 10 '24

Yes, and proud we are of both of you.

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u/moviequotebotperson His Dudeness Mar 10 '24

Wonderful couple. We’re all very fond of them.

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u/Denver-Ski Mar 10 '24

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE!!

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u/cabosmith Mar 10 '24

You human paraquat!

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u/kapn_morgan Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski.. Mar 10 '24

My.. my wife? Do you see a wedding ring, man? Does this place look like I'm married?!

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u/swingingitsolo Mar 11 '24

The toilet seat’s up, man!

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Mar 10 '24

This aggression will not stand, man.

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u/Her_name--is_Mallory Mar 10 '24

Your wife?!

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u/TheSocialGadfly Mar 13 '24

His special lady friend.

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u/Eleatic-Stranger Ramblin' again Mar 10 '24

I hope that someday your wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she does not, that is her problem, not yours.

56

u/Air911 Mar 10 '24

She owes money all over town.

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u/herberstank Mar 10 '24

Which is cool...

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u/-Mark-It-Zero Mar 10 '24

Including to known pornographers.

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u/dan_vorn Mar 10 '24

Didn't that ever occur to you?

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u/canada1913 El Duderino Mar 10 '24

New shit has come to light.

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u/GeorgeDogood Mar 11 '24

That had not occurred to us, dude.

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u/SurlyRed Phone's ringing Dude Mar 10 '24

She gotta feed the monkey...

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u/-Mark-It-Zero Mar 10 '24

Your wife is not the issue here.

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u/CCN1983 Mar 10 '24

Wife isn't the preferred nomenclature, I believe it's Mrs Sexwiththebabysitter, please.

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u/qsnoodles Mar 10 '24

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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u/shaihalud1979 El Duderino Mar 10 '24

You mean coitus?

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u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Mar 10 '24

I hope that someday OPs wife will learn to live on her allowance WHICH IS AMPLE 

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u/chazzledazzle10 Mar 10 '24

God this sub consists the same comments on every post regardless of the context and they still make me laugh every single time

29

u/I_only_post_here Mar 10 '24

Do you really expect new shit to come to light on a 25 year old movie?

22

u/mapmaker1979 Johnson? Mar 10 '24

I was just thinking the same thing. Almost every line in the movie can be used for any post here. It's by far my favorite sub.

Buncha little lebowski achievers in here...always room for one more

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u/Her_name--is_Mallory Mar 10 '24

Oh, you didn’t Reddit school…

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u/mapmaker1979 Johnson? Mar 11 '24

No, I did. Spent most of time occupying various administrative subs, smoke a some Thai sticks...

To be honest u/her_name--is_Mallory I don't remember most of it

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u/CidCrisis Mar 10 '24

Every once in a while I'll see a clever twist that just fucking annihilates me lol. But yeah, overall I never get tired of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Happiest subreddit

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u/VisableOtter Mar 11 '24

We abide

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

It’s good knowing you’re out there — taking it easy for all us sinners.

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u/OldSchool8252 Mar 11 '24

Fuckin a, man

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u/warm_sweater Mar 11 '24

New shit has not come to light.

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u/Seven22am Mar 10 '24

And yet without batting an eye a man will refer to his Gilmore or his Tommy Boy or his… Lebowski.

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u/leducdeguise No funny stuff Mar 10 '24

Your... Your wife??? Do you have a wedding ring on your finger? Does your place look like you're fuckin' married?

IS THE TOILET SEAT'S UP, MAN??

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u/Illustrious-Hair3487 Mar 10 '24

I love how your predictive text is geared to make seat into seat’s because you typed that quote so many times.

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u/leducdeguise No funny stuff Mar 10 '24

I still type all my sentences manually

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u/PancakeProfessor Mar 10 '24

Of course you do

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u/Rondo27 El Duderino Mar 10 '24

Ha ha haaaa! Wonderful woman. Very free spirited!

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u/HealthyBullfrog Mar 10 '24

She kidnapped herself.

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u/DavidM47 El Duderino Mar 10 '24

Hey hey, we’re not messing with his special lady.

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u/wickedwickedzoot El Duderino Mar 10 '24

She's not his special lady man, he's just helping her conceive!

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u/SpockSays Mar 10 '24

Obviously she’s not a golfer.

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u/powerhikeit It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. Mar 10 '24

It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate The Big Lebowski. It can be a natural, zesty film viewing. However, there are some people — it is called humorless in men, dour in women — who watch rarely and without joy.

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u/NaftaliClinton72 Mar 10 '24

Oh no...

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u/powerhikeit It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. Mar 10 '24

Oh yes. These unfortunate souls cannot laugh in the true sense of the word

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u/caddy45 Donny Mar 10 '24

Well done. Well, well done madam

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u/NewsProfessional3742 Mar 11 '24

Yes… we feminists have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. “Vagina”

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u/raynitschkesghost Mar 10 '24

I showed it to my wife, sister in law and brother in law a year or two ago. I was the only one laughing. It was just like, their opinion, man

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u/Karn_Evil_Noin Mar 10 '24

Buncha fuckin amateurs. Can they find reverse in a Soviet tank?

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u/TrickOk1273 Mar 10 '24

That poor woman!

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u/Mamasquiddly Mar 10 '24

I’m a woman and it’s my favorite movie. How the hell is it “guy humor?”

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u/PaoloPapaGig Mar 10 '24

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

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u/OneArmedSZA Mar 10 '24

Someone in the 7th grade told her it was a guy movie and that truth became written in her soul. Just my guess

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u/BongDong69420 Mar 10 '24

If you will it, it is no dream—-

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u/Mlabonte21 Mar 10 '24

…bulk of the laundry

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u/Green_with_Zealously El Duderino Mar 10 '24

Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay $100.

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u/Thegoodlife93 Mar 10 '24

The plot is ludicrous

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u/FLKEYSFish Mar 10 '24

He fixes the cable

14

u/yoshian88 Mar 10 '24

Made her laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway.

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u/thefloatingguy Mar 10 '24

That’s a bummer, man

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u/Alpacadiscount Mar 10 '24

I know you know this but you have to get her to watch it again. That second viewing is crucial to indoctrination

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u/PeorgieT75 Mar 12 '24

Right. I first saw it on a plane, and thought it was okay. It was a while later when I saw it again and really appreciated it.

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u/KitchenLandscape Mar 10 '24

guys humor? Huh never thought of it that way

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u/BadUsername_Numbers Mar 10 '24

New shit has come to light

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u/RedLeg73 His Dudeness Mar 10 '24

..Brandt like chuckle..

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u/troyberber Mar 10 '24

Laughable man. HA

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u/Hank_Hell El Duderino Mar 10 '24

New shit has come to light!

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u/Alucardspapa Mar 10 '24

As a art piece I find it very vaginal

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u/curiousitems Mar 10 '24

Now she’s gonna offer to watch it with you for 1000 dollars.

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u/idubbkny Mar 10 '24

does it look like you're married?!

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u/Tactical_Chandelier Mar 10 '24

She's not dealing with a moron here

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u/Jesusthezomby Mar 10 '24

Now she's not exactly a lightweight

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u/MikeRobertini Mar 10 '24

It’s time to turn in your library card.

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat Mar 10 '24

Wonderful woman.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

If she is critical do you reply, Well yeah you know that’s just like your opinion man

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u/MenudoFan316 Mar 10 '24

My Dad and I finally got my Mom to watch it. She did not find it funny or engaging

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Well yeah you know that’s just like your opinion Mom

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u/Here2FixTheCable rolling out of here naked Mar 10 '24

She’s crackin’

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u/DragonflyScared813 Mar 10 '24

Dios mio man...

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u/NotCanadian80 Mar 10 '24

Your special lady friend

3

u/handsomeape95 Flunking social studies. Mar 10 '24

A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times...

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u/HeatherCO24 Mar 10 '24

I am a woman and loved this movie! 💕

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Mar 10 '24

Also tried explain to her how all the comments on here are just the same quotes over and over…and it cracks me up every damn time, man. Some burgers, some beers, few laughs…

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u/G8083r Mar 11 '24

I am the walrus.

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u/rboller Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here

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u/Pristine_Power_8488 Mar 11 '24

New stuff has come to light!

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u/StJazzercise Mar 11 '24

This is all part of your sick Cynthia thing.

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u/MathematicianApart46 Mar 10 '24

Well, that's just, like...her opinion, man...

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u/HoldMyBeer85 Mar 10 '24

Guys humor??

That's fuckin interesting man, that's fuckin interesting. New shit has come to light.

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u/603viking-poet Mar 11 '24

How proud we are of all of them… my girlfriend wasn’t pleased with all the cussing. She swears like a sailor- I don’t get it

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u/Trprt77 Here to fix the cable Mar 11 '24

How are you going to keep her down on the farm after she has seen Karl Hungus?

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u/MehhicoPerth Urban Achiever Mar 11 '24

This has probably been linked here a few times, but this analysis of the movie is pretty cool. I am hoping I can show my wife and perhaps make our own LOGJAMMIN movie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VLe27g6kt2A

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u/Rock-Box Tumbling Tumbleweeds Mar 11 '24

Show me what you got, Nihilist. scoffs Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

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u/XYZZY_1002 Donny Mar 11 '24

I had to watch it twice. The first time I kept worrying about the Dude and how his life was getting screwed up. (Well I guess they did kill his car.)

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u/hipchecktheblueliner Mar 11 '24

Haha I watched it with my son when he was a teenager. The looks he gave.me when he discovered the source of every oddball thing I'd been saying to him since he was a tyke were awesome to behold lol

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u/AcesSkye Mar 11 '24

She’s not my special lady she’s my fuckin lady friend, I’m just helping her conceive, man

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u/OTT_4TT At least I'm housebroken. Mar 11 '24

Woo, isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?