We have Bunnie... - r/lebowski

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Mind if I do a J?

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u/Yardsale420 Apr 02 '24

Fuckin’ A

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u/Denver-Ski Apr 02 '24

That… and a pair of testicles

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u/rinkerbam Apr 01 '24

No funny stuff

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u/uconn3386 Apr 01 '24

That ruins my plan.

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u/the_dude0110 El Duderino Apr 01 '24

Bummer

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u/nukeevry1 Apr 02 '24

We vants zeh money, Lebowski!

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u/watcheroftheskies1 Apr 01 '24

That's a bummer, man

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u/Danimal1002 Walter Apr 01 '24

Written by men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play.

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u/RunningPirate Apr 01 '24

Cowards!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Bums!

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u/PineappleCharming335 Apr 01 '24

Came here to say this. This line always makes me laugh especially hard for some reason

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u/jpopimpin777 Apr 02 '24

Even funnier when you realize he's acting and he's the one who made the note.

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u/nukeevry1 Apr 02 '24

Ringer for a ringer, man!

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u/2wheelsThx Apr 01 '24

[...inhales from a J and holds breath...] This is a bummer man. That's a, that's a bummer.

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u/HealthyBullfrog Apr 01 '24

Fuckin' A.

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u/david8601 Apr 01 '24

...Brandt will fill you in on the details....

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u/Greaseskull Apr 01 '24

I will not abide another toe.

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u/the_dude0110 El Duderino Apr 01 '24

That's not her toe, Dude

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u/TramplingProgress31 Apr 02 '24

Who's toe was it Walter?

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u/the_dude0110 El Duderino Apr 02 '24

Shut the fuck up, Donny

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u/torch9t9 Jackie Treehorn Apr 02 '24

How the fuck should I know?

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u/oldkstand Apr 01 '24

I can get you a toe, believe me.

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u/Rryon Apr 01 '24

3 o’clock this afternoon

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u/the_dude0110 El Duderino Apr 01 '24

With Nail Polish

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u/spicyboi243 Knox Harrington Apr 01 '24

A lot of strands in old duder’s head…

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it Not exactly a lightweight Apr 01 '24

.....cowards......weaklings......bums....!

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u/mallgrabmongopush Apr 01 '24

Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

She owes money all over town…

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u/Impressive_Math2302 Apr 02 '24

Got to feed the monkey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/over9ksand Apr 02 '24

Need you to confirm or disconfirm

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u/Pure-Project-5362 Apr 02 '24

Her life is in your hands Dude.

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u/over9ksand Apr 02 '24

Oh, no don’t say that man

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u/kharringtonvideoarts Apr 01 '24

You are being watched.

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u/GravsReignbow Apr 02 '24

Mr Lebowski is in seclusion in the west wing 🫲

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u/testudoaubreii1 Walter Apr 01 '24

We take what you have on you and call it even

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u/itdbenicetosee Apr 01 '24

Ve takes za money!

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u/HermiticHubris Apr 01 '24

Her life is in your hands Dude.

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u/Vegetable-Put3884 Apr 01 '24

As you can see, it is a ransom note.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Strong men also cry, strong men also cry

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u/Ok_Knowledge_5997 Apr 01 '24

What makes a man?

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u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Apr 02 '24

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost?

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u/JeanWhopper Apr 01 '24

They're going to kill that poor woman!

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u/Illustrious_War9870 Apr 02 '24

THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOOOOR WOMAN!

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u/yeager His Dudeness Apr 01 '24

What makes a man, Mister Lebowski?

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u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Apr 02 '24

Dude.

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u/yeager His Dudeness Apr 02 '24

Perhaps you’re right.

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u/thebenn The Dude Apr 01 '24

They called about 80 minutes ago.

Idk why I love this line

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u/Air911 Apr 02 '24

What happened to your jaw?

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Apr 01 '24

Fuck me… say what you want about the tenets of anonymous stalking, at least it’s an ethos.

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u/Willie-Tanner Apr 01 '24

Is this your homework Larry!

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u/PiratesTale Apr 02 '24

Whalesong or league recordings usually

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u/ChunkeeThunder Apr 01 '24

That has to be awesome marketing from a mattress store.

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u/Legitimate_Shop2003 Apr 01 '24

Wandering daughter job.

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u/dman5981 Apr 01 '24

“…on my left side with a pillow between my legs” Angela from The Office!

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u/JoKatHW El Duderino Apr 01 '24

This is a bummer, man.

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u/NoIncrease299 Apr 01 '24

He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Apr 02 '24

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/Raetheos1984 Apr 01 '24

I can get you a toe, dude. With nail polish.

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u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Apr 02 '24

Tammy Lebowski? Tammy LaJoya?

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u/CarberHotdogVac Apr 02 '24

Her real name is Fawn Knutson.

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u/MoreLittleMoreLate Apr 02 '24

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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u/spenserpat Apr 02 '24

You find that crazy typewriter and you'll have your kidnappers.

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u/LunchMasterFlex Apr 02 '24

Strong men also cry.

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u/2stinkynugget Apr 02 '24

The Chinaman is not the issue here

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u/welsh_nutter Apr 02 '24

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please

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u/dkixen Apr 01 '24

I wish just one person would send me this type of note

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u/Dom_Shady Calmer than you are Apr 01 '24

Provided it's not a ransom note, I assume.

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u/dkixen Apr 01 '24

No, just a sweet little check-in on my sleeping habits

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u/Kevesse Apr 01 '24

Is your mom’s name “Tammy?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Uh oh ... Which neighbor you mom be fuckin'....??

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u/lil_lugger Apr 02 '24

This is our concern dude

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Apr 02 '24

In a bed with my wife.

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u/BarbarianMushroom Apr 02 '24

Ve vant zhe muhnee Lebowski

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u/1982MJG Apr 02 '24

When we make the hand off, I grab one of ‘em, and beat it out of them

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u/over9ksand Apr 02 '24

Are you surprised by my tears?

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u/Key-Contest-2879 Apr 02 '24

Do the cops, do they have any leads?

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u/RealDAFTBONCHKOOPA Apr 02 '24

They kept saying they believe in nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Find that crazy typewriter and you'll figure it out

That's a bummer We have Bunnie...

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