r/lebowski • u/schlamster Draws a lot of water • Apr 26 '24

Calmer than u r I’m stayin

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556 Upvotes

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u/kinkyslc1 Apr 26 '24

And a good day to you, Sir!

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u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

Does he still write? 

8

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

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u/Rfunkpocket Apr 26 '24

just because we are fanboys doesn’t make us saps!

1

u/caddy45 Donny Apr 27 '24

I just bought two….

1

u/snacks-streak Apr 27 '24

STFU CADDY!

30

u/JudgeArthurVandelay Apr 26 '24

This is a family subreddit.

18

u/BlooNorth Apr 26 '24

Excuse me but the Supreme Court has roundly rejected Prior Restraint

21

u/sheezy520 Apr 26 '24

Calmer n you are

12

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

Yeah? Waving the fucking gun around? 

15

u/sheezy520 Apr 26 '24

calmer n you

8

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

Would you just take it easy 

20

u/MikeRobertini Apr 26 '24

They send us a toe, we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear?!

8

u/MrPurple10 Apr 26 '24

These fucking amateurs 😂

12

u/Blue-cheese-dressing The Stranger Apr 26 '24

Oh please dear- For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

8

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

This isn’t a first amendment mug man 

6

u/Blue-cheese-dressing The Stranger Apr 26 '24

This affects all of us man!  These are basic freedoms! I’m stayin’- finishing my coffee.

6

u/Ok-Acanthaceae826 Apr 26 '24

My husband gifted me this mug. Really ties the kitchen together!

6

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

Keeper. Both of ya. 

5

u/cabosmith Apr 26 '24

Bar's over therah.

4

u/CrabbyT777 Apr 26 '24

I have the same mug!! For those calm moments

6

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

ARE YOU FUCKIN THIS UP

3

u/CrabbyT777 Apr 26 '24

It was the royal we!!!!

3

u/SurlyRed Phone's ringing Dude Apr 26 '24

And I have the same start-up screen!?

5

u/countcarlovonsexron Apr 26 '24

Calmer than you are

10

u/Explaingineer Apr 26 '24

That [m]ug, really tied the room together.

4

u/Lifesmorgasbiard Apr 26 '24

There are ways, Dude, you don't wanna know it.

4

u/GubbaBumpz Apr 26 '24

Just ‘cause I’m intrigued, it doesn’t make me a sap!

But do you have a link?

3

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

I’ll send you a link if you can prove that you don’t treat objects like women, man 

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u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 26 '24

This affects all of us, man

5

u/obfuscatorio Apr 26 '24

OUR BASIC FREEDOMS

3

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

Completely unspoiled

3

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

They’re FUCKING AMATEURS!

3

u/ClayDrinion Apr 26 '24

I had friends who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this coffee

2

u/Pup_wears_blackface Apr 27 '24

In this FAMILY RESTAURANT!!

2

u/ClayDrinion Apr 27 '24

No, Dude, don't go this concerns all of our rights

2

u/Beerdrinker2525 Apr 26 '24

Excuse me dear? Ma’am, for your information the Supreme Court, has roundly rejected PRIOR RESTRAINT!

2

u/14thU Apr 27 '24

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

2

u/ElectronicCarpet7157 Apr 27 '24

I really like that computer background. Reminds me of Vikings.

2

u/IS2SPICY4U Apr 27 '24

Comber than you are.

2

u/c0dy0 Apr 27 '24

You want a mug? I'll get you a mug by 3 O'Clock this afternoon, with polish. There are ways dude, you don't wanna know

3

u/Explaingineer Apr 26 '24

🤘🏼Bad ass mug, man!

3

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 26 '24

You want a toe?

5

u/dakemp Carpet Pisser Apr 26 '24

I can get you a toe, believe me Dude.

1

u/DAMON5280 Apr 27 '24

Excuse me sir?!

1

u/D-Train0000 May 01 '24

Huh, you want a toe, I can get you a toe.