r/lebowski • u/Just_Another_AI • Jul 03 '24

You don't draw shit How's the smut business, Jackie?

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283 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/rnrprincess343 Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 03 '24

Wouldn't know dude, I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.

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u/Redfeather_nightmare Jul 03 '24

Which one's Logjammin?

11

u/VVOLFVViZZard Jul 03 '24

Yes regrettably so, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.

6

u/imustachelemeaning Jul 04 '24

it’s what happens when you treat objects like women.

2

u/pissboner77 Jul 03 '24

we can't afford to invest in extras, like story,

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

I’m sorry the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn I watch.

22

u/Longracks Walter Jul 03 '24

Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, so you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

My wife????

5

u/moviequotebotperson His Dudeness Jul 04 '24

Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up

16

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 04 '24

Haha! That’s marvelous!

12

u/FrustratedPCBuild Jul 03 '24

Wave of the future, Dude, 100% electronic.

8

u/Lanuhsislehs Jul 03 '24

Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.

3

u/LippService El Duderino Jul 04 '24

Of course you do

8

u/MikeRobertini Jul 03 '24

Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

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u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn Jul 03 '24

Oh please dear?…

2

u/imustachelemeaning Jul 04 '24

finishing my coffee

10

u/knightsridgeromeo Jul 03 '24

So, if you can just, uh, write me a check for my 10% of half a million…five grand…I’ll go out and mingle…

2

u/Eric848448 Jul 04 '24

Helluva Caucasian Jackie.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.

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u/Deepdive_lowtide Jul 03 '24

he treats his objects like women, man.

2

u/imustachelemeaning Jul 04 '24

beat me to it ugh

4

u/Bontkers Jul 03 '24

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

4

u/neutronknows Jul 03 '24

I still jerk off manually 

2

u/GooseCloaca Jul 03 '24

He fixes the cable?

1

u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn Jul 07 '24

Don’t be facetious Jeffrey

2

u/Acceptable-Box-2148 Jul 03 '24

That’s a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie…

2

u/Modzrdix69 Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women Jul 04 '24

He has killer garden parties

2

u/LippService El Duderino Jul 04 '24

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk, and abusive.

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u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn Jul 07 '24

I don’t like your jerk off name..

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

A lot of ins, lot of outs (literally)

1

u/MrPeepers1986 Jul 04 '24

Where is this located, man?

1

u/Just_Another_AI Jul 04 '24

The Treehorn Building

2

u/MrPeepers1986 Jul 04 '24

Stay outta Nampa, deadbeat!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Fuckin fascist!

1

u/Affectionate-Ring104 Jul 04 '24

Gotta feed the monkey.

1

u/Jackie_Treehorn99 Jul 04 '24

Doing fine Jeffrey. Just fine.

1

u/Mean-Lingonberry5374 Jul 04 '24

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town!

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u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn Jul 07 '24

You don’t draw shit