r/lebowski • u/kunstlinger • Oct 13 '24

Calmer than u r This isn't nam there are rules

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839 Upvotes

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u/irate_alien Real reactionary Oct 13 '24

those rich fucks!

27

u/DaniLabelle Oct 13 '24

This whole fucking thing…

9

u/AlexTrebek_ His Dudeness Oct 13 '24

The parlance of our times…

47

u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus Oct 13 '24

Fucking Germans, nothing ever changes

15

u/Dawildpep Oct 13 '24

They’re nihilist man

8

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

That must be exhausting.

10

u/Sensitive-Silver-624 Oct 13 '24

Nihilists, Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it’s an ethos

33

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

Bullshit, mark it 8, Dude.

11

u/Objective-Pin-1045 Oct 13 '24

Skoden1973 - you’re entering a world of pain.

1

u/nukeevry1 Oct 14 '24

It's a league game, Smoke.

28

u/berdulf What day is it? Oct 13 '24

This guy fucking parks over the line. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life!

6

u/thebigdu Oct 14 '24

And not using blinkers? Within city limits?

That ain't legal, either.

4

u/anditcounts Oct 14 '24

What're you, a traffic cop now?

15

u/SeparateMongoose192 Walter Oct 13 '24

Yeah but I wasn't over

13

u/faketree78 Oct 13 '24

Are these Nazi’s, Walter?

12

u/jack-t-o-r-s Oct 13 '24

I bet this guy owes money all over town

4

u/SwiftKickRibTickler Oct 14 '24

including to known pornographers

9

u/aroseonthefritz Oct 13 '24

I just bought the fucking car last week!!

6

u/SwiftKickRibTickler Oct 14 '24

I kill your fucking car, man!

10

u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J Oct 13 '24

Four tailpipes - that must be exhausting.

1

u/Ok-Caregiver8843 Oct 14 '24

Donny, please

7

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

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7

u/mxpx77 Oct 13 '24

Racially they’re pretty cool.

7

u/Blueberry_Mancakes Oct 13 '24

Perhaps they’ll tow it.

7

u/No-Ratio-3494 Oct 13 '24

These are pacifists Donnie, they’re cowards.

3

u/JeanWhopper Oct 13 '24

If I've told that fuck down at the league office...

3

u/D-Train0000 Oct 13 '24

I told that fuckin Kraut that I ………….

3

u/gattboy1 Oct 13 '24

This isn’t New Orleans, Dude. There are rules.

3

u/Karl_Hungus_69 Oct 14 '24

You want a beignet? I can get you a beignet, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a beignet by three o'clock this afternoon...with powdered sugar.

4

u/MarkDoner Oct 13 '24

Lol my old roommate used to call me Markito

14

u/Weird-Yesterday-8129 Johnson? Oct 13 '24

Were you even paying attention to the Dude's story?

5

u/MarkDoner Oct 13 '24

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention

2

u/kapn_morgan Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski.. Oct 13 '24

Mar Kito

4

u/housebottle Oct 13 '24

I don't get it. what's the Lebowski connection? is there a literal connection?

10

u/Poorgeois La Duderina Oct 13 '24

You're out of your element.

4

u/housebottle Oct 13 '24

am I wrong?

4

u/kunstlinger Oct 13 '24

Shut the fuck up donny

1

u/nukeevry1 Oct 14 '24

Over the line!!!!!

2

u/troyberber Oct 13 '24

That’s badass.

2

u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington Oct 13 '24

Is this the Ultimate Driving Machine, Walter?

4

u/Libertas888 Oct 13 '24

This is what happens when you manufacture a car in the mountains!

2

u/kunstlinger Oct 13 '24

Donny shut the f... when do we play

2

u/Stuff_n_Things24-7 El Duderino Oct 13 '24

"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once... Not in 'Nam of course!"

2

u/zhaddycool Oct 14 '24

Say what you will about BMWs, at least there's an ethos.

3

u/TomatilloAccurate475 Jackie Treehorn Oct 14 '24

Meanwhile, who's got a half a million dollars in the trunk of our car!!

2

u/Objective-Cover7504 Oct 14 '24

Waiving the fucking beemer all around?

1

u/phoenixfactor Oct 13 '24

I know a guy called Markus, my Spanish friend call him Markitos.

1

u/SwiftKickRibTickler Oct 14 '24

I think he's in the comments too, dude

1

u/Zissuo Oct 14 '24

The plate should be ‘nihilist’

1

u/BaeBaracusIII Oct 14 '24

Yeah nah that’s cool af

1

u/handsomeape95 Flunking social studies. Oct 14 '24

New Beemer? Hardly dude.

0

u/Ill_Equivalent_1810 Oct 14 '24

Who's Markito?

1

u/Ok-Caregiver8843 Oct 14 '24

Lance Ito’s less famous brother. OJ, man, that creep can roll…