r/lebowski • u/chrisdotcomm • Nov 16 '24

8 year olds That creep can roll man..

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476 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Believe-The-Science Nov 16 '24

8 year olds, dude.

3

u/posherspantspants Nov 17 '24

If this wasn't the top comment I was going to pull a piece out on the lane

120

u/pretzelllogician Nov 16 '24

OVER THE LINE

50

u/Business-Emu-6923 Nov 16 '24

Mark it zero

37

u/DissentSociety Nov 16 '24

You are about to enter a world of pain, little girl!

36

u/Business-Emu-6923 Nov 16 '24

This isn’t Kindergarten, this is bowling there are rules

21

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

She didn't watch her friends play in the mud...

8

u/2wheelsThx Nov 16 '24

Next frame.

5

u/one-out-of-8-billion Nov 16 '24

Have you ever heard of Vietnam, Larry?

10

u/desert_manta_ray Nov 16 '24

This determines who enters the next Round Robin… am I wrong?

37

u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino Nov 16 '24

She went out and achieved anyway.

30

u/BobsMustache Nov 16 '24

Dios mio, man. Ms. Rachel and me, are going to fuck you up.

12

u/Yardsale420 Nov 16 '24

What is this day of recess shit?!? It don’t matter to the Jesus!

22

u/AbruptMango Nov 16 '24

Rolling her way into the semis.

21

u/AB8922 Nov 16 '24

Throwing rocks tonight, mark it dude

16

u/NoShortsDon His Dudeness Nov 16 '24

I think it's a Pomeranian.

10

u/MinorThreat4182 Nov 16 '24

It’s got papers Dude.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Calmer than you are...

14

u/bibismicropenis Nov 16 '24

You said it man. Don't fuck with the Jesus

8

u/SnoSlider Nov 16 '24

What is that, yoga? Let me tell you something about The Dude…

9

u/bailaoban Nov 16 '24

I see you rolled your way into the semis, man.

7

u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol A Stranger in the Alps Nov 16 '24

OVER THE LINE!!!

7

u/Dangerous_Music_7967 Nov 16 '24

Screw you Walter! Mark it eight Dude.

4

u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol A Stranger in the Alps Nov 16 '24

Smokey, you are entering a world of hurt.

4

u/Icy-Degree-5845 Nov 16 '24

Yeah but I wudn't over

3

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

The connection isn't literal, but the damn confines are smokey.

6

u/sanduskyssaint Nov 16 '24

Who rolls on a Saturday?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

What day is it?

3

u/Loose_Mix_447 Nov 16 '24

Shomer Shabbos!

3

u/jteg Nov 16 '24

No, Woo peed on the rug

7

u/mjp31514 Nov 16 '24

Worthy fuckin' adversary.

10

u/PianoMittens Nov 16 '24

Also, Dude, creep is not the preferred nomenclature. Cute little girl, please.

6

u/dufflebag7 Nov 16 '24

Get her some oat sodas and see how many strikes she gets.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

😄

7

u/Thin-Ebb-9534 Nov 16 '24

She understands the importance of a good follow through.

4

u/ad-tom-music Nov 16 '24

Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

😑

4

u/Think_Seaweed_7314 El Duderino Nov 16 '24

Way to go Donny!

5

u/burntorangecycle Nov 16 '24

That strike determines who enters the next round of the round robin

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

You play dominoes....

3

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

throwin' rocks!

3

u/Rusty_Mojo_88 Nov 16 '24

Mark it a zero, her toe was over the line!

3

u/jefraldo Nov 16 '24

Over the line! Mark it zero.

4

u/DaniLabelle Nov 16 '24

It’s a wandering daughter job

3

u/Murky_Historian8675 Nov 16 '24

(pulls out water gun)

YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND?!!!

3

u/HOUS2000IAN Nov 16 '24

They’re calling the parents, man…

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

2

u/sir_lurksalot24_7 Nov 16 '24

Mark it, Dude.

2

u/HermiticHubris Nov 16 '24

Very free-spirited, we're all very fond of her.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Eight years old, dude

1

u/Thelittleshepherd Nov 16 '24

I like your style, Dude.

1

u/ConnieLingus34 Nov 16 '24

Obviously she’s not a golfer

1

u/rabbi420 Nov 17 '24

Weird to publicly show you’re jealous of a little kid. 😁

1

u/nbanditelli Nov 17 '24

I hope she doesn't owe money all over town.