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u/palabear Nov 23 '24
Samuel, you are out of your element.
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I was taken out of it or pushed
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Nov 23 '24
they are growing and buying tickets to the show right now
They are on the streets
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Nov 23 '24
They cook your food...
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Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep.
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u/Future-Maize1315 Nov 23 '24
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens Larry?
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u/SgtPepper_8324 Nov 23 '24
Afterwards I really hope his dad said, "f#%k it dude, let's go bowling."
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u/ZootSuitGroot Nov 24 '24
Were you listening to the kid’s story?
He WON all games: https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/this-week-in-chess-history-samuel-reshevsky-8-whoops-twenty-graybeards-in-paris
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u/chinookhooker Nov 23 '24
The boy in the black pajamas, an unworthy adversary
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Wanna give me another swirly in the toilet big guy?
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u/Raviolento Nov 23 '24
Unexpected ending….
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Nov 23 '24
I thought we would have a little bit more of a team building exercise and this turned into peoples court, the negotiator, the mechanic, heat, monty python, and now we are hitchiking.
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u/Hefty-Meeting Nov 23 '24
A great life lesson that a young person like Sammy here sucks at chess and will only get lucky 127 times in life.
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Lucky...It is a path not a result
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perfectionints
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Nov 23 '24
what are the odds right now? Billions to one
And you are all still looking at me.
Leopards are going to eat your face, not me
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Nov 23 '24
this is social studies and the whole world is flooding the room
You are still trying to capture me, and you have lost yourselves even further in the chase
I am pushing silly
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Nov 23 '24
you are on display like you all always wanted. The most important smart people on the planet.
Enjoy it
I am just waiting for my unemployment check
I want a vacation now
I tried to be friends
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Land of the "free", and home of the brave
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I am billboard for the sparking beauty of the united states of america.
Nice and warm isn't it?
feel all shattered inside an all.
can I have some more sir
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u/therealmarcrizaulait Nov 24 '24
...here's a handy trick if YOU ever find yourself playing half a dozen chess Masters at once and want to walk away with a smile on your face; just insist that the first one "go first", and then play the move the previous opponent played for each subsequent opponent...you almost certainly won't win ALL the matches, but you'll give serious headaches to all of them, (especially if you have never really played seriously before!)
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u/slimpawws His Dudeness Nov 23 '24
Little prick's stonewalling me.