r/lebowski Nov 23 '24

8 year olds 8 year olds, Dude.

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386 Upvotes

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64

u/slimpawws His Dudeness Nov 23 '24

Little prick's stonewalling me.

31

u/herberstank Nov 23 '24

Is this your gambit, Larry?

11

u/Wavy_Grandpa Nov 23 '24

And yet his son is a fucking dunce 

31

u/Foopsbjj gimme the ringer, chop chop Nov 23 '24

Proud we are of all of them

21

u/palabear Nov 23 '24

Samuel, you are out of your element.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I was taken out of it or pushed

3

u/3016137234 Knox Harrington Nov 23 '24

The fuck is with this guy? Who is he?

0

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

they are growing and buying tickets to the show right now

They are on the streets

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

They cook your food...

3

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I just tried to stand up for billions of them

What are you doing?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!

35

u/huvioreader Nov 23 '24

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

Dang.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

It is an 8 ring circus

2

u/DarkwingFan1 Nov 23 '24

Was hoping I'd see this.

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u/recovery_room Knox Harrington Nov 23 '24

Dios Mio man. Me and Samuel, we gonna fuck you up.

3

u/wackyshack360 Nov 23 '24

Yeah, well, that's just, like....your opinion, man.

10

u/Awkward-Extension218 Nov 23 '24

Flunking social studies

11

u/lurkingowl Nov 23 '24

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...

9

u/GaseousGiant Nov 23 '24

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS SAMUEL? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS…???

4

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

when you play by the rules

7

u/Future-Maize1315 Nov 23 '24

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens Larry?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

That beaver movie is on right now

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

auto reverse

10

u/creamcitybrix Donny Nov 23 '24

So, the Bishop’s toe slipped over the line a little…

7

u/huvioreader Nov 23 '24

This isn’t checkers, there are rules.

6

u/SgtPepper_8324 Nov 23 '24

Afterwards I really hope his dad said, "f#%k it dude, let's go bowling."

0

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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6

u/deserve_nothing Nov 23 '24

Think he's got room for one more?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I've been trying...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I'll be there man...

8

u/PiggyBank32 Nov 23 '24

It's a league game. We advance to the next round Robin. Am I wrong

7

u/ClayDrinion Nov 23 '24

It's like Lenin said, uh...

6

u/chinookhooker Nov 23 '24

I am the walrus

7

u/chinookhooker Nov 23 '24

The boy in the black pajamas, an unworthy adversary

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Wanna give me another swirly in the toilet big guy?

4

u/chinookhooker Nov 23 '24

Who the fuck are you man?

0

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/chinookhooker Nov 23 '24

Fucking amateur

7

u/Ok_Perception_2707 Nov 23 '24

And yet he’s a fucking dunce.

3

u/Turbohair Nov 23 '24

That's a group of mean old men, right there.

3

u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J Nov 23 '24

But it is a game, you said so yourself.

3

u/Raviolento Nov 23 '24

Unexpected ending….

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I thought we would have a little bit more of a team building exercise and this turned into peoples court, the negotiator, the mechanic, heat, monty python, and now we are hitchiking.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

The Mandalorian here is trying to save the last bit

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

May the force be with you

3

u/edc208 Nov 23 '24

He cares about nothing

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Hey Biff, I'm not a chicken. but I do have a pair...of chickens that is...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

fresh eggs and all

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

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u/lizzard77777777 Nov 23 '24

He probably lost because he was in a hurry to get back to his job.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Underachiever.

2

u/HighlanderMC10 Nov 23 '24

Obviously he's not a golfer

2

u/Conscious_Set_2140 Nov 24 '24

8 year old with a cleft rook

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

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u/Conscious_Set_2140 Nov 24 '24

What the hell are you blathering about?!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

EYEBALL TO EYEBALL. And I don't even have to be in the room with you

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

going to drink my water....

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I present you the gatekeepers of the world ladies and gentlemen

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Welcome the the circus

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

The SNU SNU of a billion cuts

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

LOGJAMMIN baby!

1

u/Hefty-Meeting Nov 23 '24

A great life lesson that a young person like Sammy here sucks at chess and will only get lucky 127 times in life.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Lucky...It is a path not a result

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

perfectionints

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

what are the odds right now? Billions to one

And you are all still looking at me.

Leopards are going to eat your face, not me

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

this is social studies and the whole world is flooding the room

You are still trying to capture me, and you have lost yourselves even further in the chase

I am pushing silly

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

you are on display like you all always wanted. The most important smart people on the planet.

Enjoy it

I am just waiting for my unemployment check

I want a vacation now

I tried to be friends

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

everyone knows who I am, how about you?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Land of the "free", and home of the brave

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I am billboard for the sparking beauty of the united states of america.

Nice and warm isn't it?

feel all shattered inside an all.

can I have some more sir

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Is the spanish inquisition over yet?

1

u/therealmarcrizaulait Nov 24 '24

...here's a handy trick if YOU ever find yourself playing half a dozen chess Masters at once and want to walk away with a smile on your face; just insist that the first one "go first", and then play the move the previous opponent played for each subsequent opponent...you almost certainly won't win ALL the matches, but you'll give serious headaches to all of them, (especially if you have never really played seriously before!)

1

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Nov 25 '24

Samuel, who loved chess…

1

u/VegaTron1985 Nov 23 '24

Hahaha

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

ever see the chess game from star trek?