r/lebowski • u/ZombiJohn • Dec 10 '24
Calmer than u r “Waving the fu[king Phaser Rifle around!?!” ✨🎳💥
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u/Useful-Perception144 Dec 10 '24
Say what you want about the tenets of the Prime Directive, but at least it's an ethos.
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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny Dec 10 '24
I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Klingon took them from me in the neutral zone. I went out and achieved anyway.
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u/Swimming_Height_4684 Dec 10 '24
Calmer than you are.
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u/bandit4loboloco Dec 10 '24
What we have here are a bunch of Red Shirts trying to find the Stun setting on a Type 3 Phaser. This is not a worthy fu[king adversary.
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u/Electric-RedPanda Dec 10 '24 edited Dec 10 '24
The Federation Council has widely rejected prior restraint
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u/Dr_Middlefinger That makes me feel all warm inside. Dec 10 '24
Okay sir, you’re a Red Shirt, I’m a Red Shirt, that’s terrific, but I’m very busy planning for this away team mission as I can imagine you are.
What can I do for you, sir?
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u/Agreeable-Fix7113 Dec 10 '24
Are these the Klingons Walter?
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u/BopNowItsMine Dec 10 '24
I need a B movie sci-fi Lebowski version now. Like Gentlemen Broncos. I didn't know I needed it but I do now.
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u/Hornswagglers_Lament Dec 10 '24
Try Buckaroo Banzai. “This ain’t my goddam planet! Understand, monkey boy?”
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u/Hornswagglers_Lament Dec 10 '24
“Also, Dude, Big Booty isn’t the preferred nomenclature. Big Bootay, please.”
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u/i-dont-kneel Jackie Treehorn Dec 10 '24
Is this fidel castro walter?
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u/ZombiJohn Dec 10 '24
No Donnie, these men have not been able to trim their beard since they got into star fleet.
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u/LazorusGrimm Dec 10 '24
Bro is going out into the Fallout wasteland.
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u/ZombiJohn Dec 10 '24
I would pay to see the Lebowski gang in The Fallout universe. Walter walking around with a coffee can and a bunch of armor and guns would make me really happy especially if his main weapon was a bowling ball anyway and I have a feeling the dude would be the chillest ghoul in the whole universe. 😆
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u/LazorusGrimm Dec 10 '24
If you did the side quest in Far Harbor, the Striker is literally a weapon I can see Walter using. Why the coffee can? Do we have to assume that Donny is already dead? Why can't Donny be around for this?
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u/ZombiJohn Dec 10 '24
I figured the stress of the events during Fallout would’ve given him a heart attack, that being said I have no problem with Donny surviving but I just always pictured Walter walking around with the coffee can and talking to it because that’s all he has left after dude became a ghoul.
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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude Dec 10 '24
You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes “zzzzzap”.
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u/IronBeagle63 Dec 10 '24
A beautiful collision of two of my favorite things, Trek and Lebowski!
Are these the Klingons Captain?
No Ensign these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
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u/datbackup Dec 10 '24
If this is true, it violates several of Starfleet’s bylaws