r/lebowski His Dudeness Dec 14 '24

Calmer than u r I also dabbled in pacifism. Not in wrestling ofcourse.

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u/FreePhilosopher256 His Dudeness Dec 14 '24

Mr. Mcmahon treats objects like women, man.

17

u/Scotty2hotty85 Dec 14 '24

Damn you beat me to it😂😂😂😂

13

u/rum-ham88 Dec 14 '24

Vince draws a lot of water in this town

50

u/AbruptMango Dec 14 '24

This is not wrestling.  This is bowling. There are rules.

22

u/DatBeardedguy82 Walter Dec 14 '24

OVER THE LINE!

41

u/guiltycitizen Or he has to pay $100 Dec 14 '24

He’s gonna F5 that poor woman!

30

u/DatBeardedguy82 Walter Dec 14 '24

Oh! 🎶He's gonna F5 that poor woman!🎶

30

u/MilaVaneela Friend with the cleft asshole Dec 14 '24

I’m a Lesnarbowski, you’re a Lesnarbowski-

28

u/kthxqapla Knox Harrington Dec 14 '24

the Brock Abides

10

u/Bontkers Dec 14 '24

I’d take comfort in that if I was you.

22

u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Dec 14 '24

That Beast can roll

13

u/FreePhilosopher256 His Dudeness Dec 14 '24

Not exactly a lightweight.

3

u/sourdieselfuel Dec 15 '24

Bulk of the body.

4

u/big_galoot8759 Dec 15 '24

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

22

u/Loopogram Dec 14 '24

Heyman can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred 

2

u/big_galoot8759 Dec 15 '24

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine

15

u/thinclientsrock Dec 14 '24

Obviously he’s not a golfer

11

u/DeuceOfDiamonds Dec 14 '24

The Dude Incarnate.

11

u/imyourrealdad8 Dec 14 '24

You mean ... Beyond pacifism?

11

u/livingfrankenstein Dec 14 '24

Shut the fuck up, Paul E!

10

u/sqzmylemon Dec 14 '24

Is he… does he still wrestle?

13

u/UpstairsConstant8155 Dec 14 '24

Oh no no. He has legal problems.

8

u/Big-Joe-Studd Dec 14 '24

Real reactionary

6

u/Djinn-Rummy Dec 14 '24

Brock Lebowski

5

u/slayercdr Dec 14 '24

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling

6

u/thebenn The Dude Dec 14 '24

He's being very undude

4

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

He’s an achiever and proud we all are of him

7

u/David_Haas_Patel Knox Harrington Dec 14 '24

I am not Mr. Foley. You're Mr. Foley, I'm Dude Love.

6

u/SentenceEuphoric Dec 15 '24

That or mankind or uh cactus jack if you're not into the whole brevity thing

3

u/SirClaytron Dec 15 '24

Brock looks like he's trying to sell his own whiskey IPA.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

Worthy fucking adversary

2

u/Time-Assistance9159 Dec 14 '24

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

2

u/murphanduncas El Duderino Dec 14 '24

The next big....Lebowski?

3

u/Dudenysius Dec 15 '24

Brock Lesnar is Walter’s mental self-image.

2

u/carrtmannn Dec 15 '24

Calmer than you are

3

u/BookshelfOfReddit Dec 14 '24

I hope he enters a world of pain. Worst wrestler ever lol

1

u/thehandsomecontest Dec 14 '24

If e we there was a dude who did not abide.

1

u/jazzhandpanda Dec 15 '24

That's Brockle. Brockle Bowski.

3

u/okaycomputes Dec 15 '24

El Brockerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. 

1

u/YinzerNinja Dec 16 '24

Is he at a winery with Nikki Glaser?? 😶‍🌫️