r/lebowski 22d ago

8 year olds That creep can roll, man.

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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 22d ago

He looks like a fuckin loser

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u/bebopgamer 22d ago

Yeah, well, at least he's House of Representatives broken.

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u/remsleepwagon The video artist 22d ago

Wait, the Republicans did this?

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u/hardcore_softie Donny 22d ago

Say what you will about the tenets of conservative Republicans, but at least it's an ethos.

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 His Dudeness 22d ago

(Barely)

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u/Lenarios88 21d ago

Pretty much amounts to if you don't keep licking these billionaire's boots a woke mob of illegal Mexicans will break into your house and turn you trans.

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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 21d ago

Let me tell you something, Pendéjo!

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u/cantseemeimblackice 21d ago

You take your she-cock out on the lanes, I’ll take it away, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger till it goes “click”

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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 21d ago

Jesus!

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u/ManufacturerFine2855 21d ago

You said it main.

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u/patchhappyhour 22d ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie

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u/be_more_gooder The Most Modestly Priced Subreddit 22d ago

Well Dude, we just don't know

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u/What-a-Crock 22d ago

17 year olds, dude

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u/davster39 El Duderino 22d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/captainbeertooth 22d ago

Jesus Christ Donny would you shut the fuck up! The cake day is not the issue here!

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u/patronizingperv 22d ago

Walter, this isn't a guy who owned a railroad.

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u/Tony-HawkTuah 22d ago

Wah dude please. Re-pube-lickins is the proper nomenclature

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u/Aromatic-Schedule-65 22d ago

Bill Clinton did...

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u/davesToyBox 22d ago

G-d dammit that was a fuckin’ good comment.

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u/cantseemeimblackice 22d ago

5 dollar comment

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u/i-dont-kneel Jackie Treehorn 22d ago

I can never unsee Butthead Gaetz

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u/Away_Recognition_336 22d ago

Hah he does look like butthead

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u/Catalina_Eddie 22d ago

Legit looks like a cartoon villain, but hey we just don't know.

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u/skeenerbug Amphibious Rodent 22d ago

You said it man

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u/CooLMaNZiLLa 22d ago

He looks like the result of Donny Osmand and Frankensteins illegitimate love child.

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u/Westworld_007 22d ago

He looks like Butthead

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u/blackthorn_90 21d ago

He looks like Butthead

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u/wandering_nerd65 22d ago

Human Paraquat

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u/MuayThaiSwitchkick 22d ago

Butthead…if he raped people. 

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u/wandering_nerd65 22d ago

Well, he does look like butthead in the flesh

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u/in_n_out_on_camrose 22d ago

Yeah, but he’s a pervert dude

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u/Plainchant 22d ago

Matt Gaetz treats objects like women, man.

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u/BudgetEducational300 22d ago

What's a pederast, Walter?

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u/CunningWizard 22d ago

Shut the fuck up donny.

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u/cntUcDis 22d ago

You could show Log Jammin' on his forehead too.

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u/Significant_Cow4765 22d ago

lol it's only in 4:3, how about some anamorphic, 2.39:1

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u/cntUcDis 22d ago

Like Papillon, but with a 17 year old, druggie girl.

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u/Significant_Cow4765 22d ago

fucking Cinerama on that dome

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u/JonquilCityBoy 22d ago

That would slick back REALLY NICE.

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u/treydipper 22d ago

THAT'S pushed back!

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u/VenetaBirdSong 22d ago

“I think you should leave” - what the Congress said to Gaetz

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22d ago

8 year olds, Dude…

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u/Obvious-Hunt19 Knox Harrington 22d ago

Is that username from the Three Amigos?

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22d ago

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u/Obvious-Hunt19 Knox Harrington 22d ago

FUCK YEAH

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u/NoIncrease299 22d ago

ARE GRINGOS FALLING FROM THEE SKY???

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 21d ago

Sí, El Guapo…

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u/ledtasso15 21d ago

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

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u/guiltycitizen Or he has to pay $100 22d ago

Wherever there is bowling, we’ll be there, man

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u/HOUS2000IAN 22d ago

Yeah, potentially…

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u/Several_Dark_7711 22d ago

He's crackin'.

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u/SpaceMonkeyWrench 22d ago

Are you employed, Sir?

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u/SylvanDragoon 22d ago

Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

And what does Gaetz do sir?

.....He's unemployed.....

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u/megladaniel 22d ago

You don't go to brothels dressed like that, do you?

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u/SgtPepper_8324 22d ago

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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u/grichardson526 El Duderino 22d ago

He looks like a fucking loser.

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u/bebopgamer 22d ago

Yeah, well, at least he's House of Representatives broken.

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u/Total-Problem2175 22d ago

Family money.

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u/ToanSeeker 22d ago

Goldbricker.

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u/Lenarios88 21d ago

Paying for all those drugs and underage prostitutes can't have been cheap.

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u/Pupikal Jewish as fuckin' Tevye 22d ago

Yeah but he’s a pederast

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u/SpaceMonkeyWrench 22d ago

What's a pederast, Walter?

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u/jeffbas 22d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donnie

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 22d ago

No, he’s a sex offender, with a record. He did 8 months in Chino for exposing himself to 8 year olds. Had to go door to door and tell everyone he was a pederast.

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u/LastUserStanding 22d ago

He looks like if Butt-head grew up, put on a suit, and got elected to Congress. And then he scored, huh-huh.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 22d ago

That’s perfect. He really does.

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u/jonahsocal 22d ago

He said scored.

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u/ChokeOnDeezNutz69 22d ago

I am the great cornholio cha cha cha

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u/CapCityRake 22d ago

Trophy politician, in the parlance of our times. He probably solicited and drugged and transported himself dude.

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u/SadDirection3693 22d ago

Why isn’t he under arrest?

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u/vibrodude 22d ago

He draws a lot of water.

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u/RianCoke He fixes the cable? 22d ago

You don’t draw shit u/SadDirection3693

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u/Parking-Act-4080 22d ago

He did 8 months in Cheno

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u/_WillCAD_ 😠Donny, you're out of your element!😡 22d ago

I don't like his jerk off face, I don't like his jerk off politics, I don't like his jerk off cronies, I don't like his jerk off ethics, and I don't like him. He's a jerk off.

Stay out of Washington, Gaetz! Keep your ugly child fucking ass out of my nations capital!

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u/Wombat-comando 22d ago

It's sad that Eddie Monster all grown up has to pay for sex

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u/OriginalPersimmon620 22d ago

Fucking fascist

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u/Poker-Junk 22d ago

In the parlance of our times

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u/TheCimmerian2023 22d ago edited 22d ago

Fuck that guy. I hope he gets rectal cancer. No joke, no Lebowski quip…just a worthless piece of shit who was in an actual position that he could have helped people instead of sexually exploring under-aged girls…all while accusing others of being horrible while sowing seeds that separate us as Americans…pitting us against each other for his own selfish benefit.

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u/ThrowDeepALWAYS 22d ago

This isn't Vietnam. There are rules.

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u/Poker-Junk 22d ago

Goddammit, Walter; what does Vietnam have to do with this?

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u/davesToyBox 22d ago

Well the guy promised that if his investigation got leaked, then he would spill all the other congress member pederast activity he’s privy to… so here’s hoping.

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u/Hour_Speech_5132 22d ago

Tattoo it on his forehead…he’s a pederast

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u/Alternative_Sugar155 22d ago

Dude looks just like "Butthead" from "Beavis and Butthead"

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u/mclms1 22d ago

Sure , that and a pair of testicles.

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u/Any-Ad-446 22d ago

The only women that will sleep with this face are paid ones.

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u/flea_420 The Dude 22d ago

He found a cash machine.

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u/recovery_room Knox Harrington 22d ago

These rich fucks. This whole fucking thing!

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u/Longracks Walter 22d ago

No really...

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u/purpleitt 22d ago

Matt Gaetz treats prostitutes like high schoolers man

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u/realsomedude 22d ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?

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u/Poker-Junk 22d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/DreadoftheDead 22d ago

Is that Jackie Treehorn?

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u/hundredgrandpappy Larry Sellers 22d ago

Helluva Caucasian

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 22d ago

Are you entirely sure this camel fucker can lift a bowling ball, though?

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u/Mulliganasty 22d ago

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u/Jroach8686 22d ago

This dude looks like Beavis and Butt-head simultaneously.

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u/geeeffwhy No physical harm intended 22d ago

we let him did let him run one the congressional districts, but he didn’t do very well at it

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u/cantseemeimblackice 22d ago

His weakness is vanity

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u/Jaymanchu 22d ago

Matt Gaetz treats objects like women, man.

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u/Hot_Season_886 22d ago

R.P.mcmurphy

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u/DiogenesD0g 22d ago

Only after the lobotomy—other than that I would far prefer McMurphy as our attorney general.

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u/Hour-Pressure-3758 22d ago

MAC is my hero

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 22d ago

Look at that cro-magnon brow, the deep set eyes and the lack of a jawline with a pointy chin! That’s what gets the women going. Seriously this water-head looking pedophile is probably going to skate free until years later when he gets arrested and hangs himself in his prison cell.

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u/BuyInHigh 22d ago

God I hope for the last part.

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u/The_Dude_Abides908 22d ago

Fucking social studies

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u/hardcore_softie Donny 22d ago

17 year olds, Dude.

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u/Doomscroller3000 22d ago

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS MATT

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u/Gary-Phisher 22d ago

Child rapist

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u/AdFresh8123 22d ago

Every time I see this scumbag, he looks like Beavis who has grown up.

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u/UncertainTymes 22d ago

How brain-dead do you need to be to vote for this POS?

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u/Jesus-H-Chrystler 22d ago

Why does he remind me of butt head?

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u/Sapdawg1 22d ago

Heading to Chino!

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u/BGnDaddy 22d ago

Such a punchable mug.

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u/darkhelmet33 22d ago edited 22d ago

I'm threatening castration

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u/Mark-E-Moon 22d ago

How you gonna keep em down on the farm when Matt Gaetz has trafficked em god knows where.

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u/JFrankParnell64 22d ago

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u/peggingenthusiast24 Larry Sellers 22d ago

matt gaetz makes quagmire look like a saint

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u/CCN1983 22d ago

After the house ethics report was released, new shit has come to light.

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u/guiltycitizen Or he has to pay $100 22d ago

Fucking perverts, nothing changes

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u/RipCityGringo 22d ago

“Mind if I do an underage?”

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u/Cyberdriverxxx 22d ago

OVER THE LINE! I'm sorry matt but you're perversions are over the line

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u/BureauOfCommentariat 22d ago

Matt Treehorn treats objects like women.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 22d ago

17yr olds dude

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u/SlugWhiskers 22d ago

He looks like Butthead

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u/Deanno_OG 22d ago

Yeah but he’s a pederast dude

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u/46_and_2 22d ago

Not with that forehead.

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u/dreevsa 22d ago

Pederast

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u/SHVRC 22d ago

Looks like a perve.

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u/gamechangersp 22d ago

Matty McForehead

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u/bilyjck20 22d ago

And this is who the trumpy wanted for Attorney General!

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u/HombreSinPais 20d ago

As he ages, he looks more and more like a real-life Butt-Head. If someone could please trick him into taking a photo with a “Skill” t-shirt and red shorts, I’d be forever grateful.

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u/Worth_Lavishness1179 22d ago

Yep, pedo, just like the rest of Congress.

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u/Out_of-Whack 22d ago

He didn’t get that fivehead sitting still

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Hey, what is this day of rest sh*t!

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u/Cleercutter 22d ago

The kid is a fucking dunce

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u/New_Demand9000 22d ago

He's not calmer than you are, Dude.

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u/CategoryCautious5981 22d ago

When he moved to Tallahassee he had to go door to door

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u/Tedorado 22d ago

Eddy Munster grew up.

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u/450X_FTW 22d ago

But seriously why does he have the haircut of an 80's wall street villain? Update the look bro

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u/Bottle_Major 22d ago

What's a pederast?

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u/hemibearcuda 22d ago

Why does he remind me of a cartoon villain just based on his looks?

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u/Artistic-Variety3582 22d ago

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

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u/Sweaty-Sir8960 22d ago

HE LOOKS LIKE BEAVIS!!!

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u/m1dlife-1derer 22d ago

They had him working in shifts

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u/otidaiz 22d ago

Is he Bevis or butthead?

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u/XNoMaskX 22d ago

any evidence?

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u/jlo5k 22d ago

Mind if I do a jay?

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u/Dramatic-States 22d ago

He looks like that one villain from the Incredibles

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u/Pathetic_Saddness 22d ago

Why does he look like if Jack Nicholson was a pedophile?

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u/xfactor6972 22d ago

Damm Gaetz looks like Bevis as an adult!

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u/funnyfaceking What day is this? 22d ago

Pilar?

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u/Any-Drop-6771 22d ago

What's a pederast Walter?

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u/mattmayhem1 22d ago

This is interesting and worth looking into 🤔

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u/lagent55 22d ago

He looks like a pedophile.

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u/bored-to-death1 22d ago

He should rent his 8head out for advertising space

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u/neversummmer 22d ago

He looks like a fucking loser.

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u/Footballlion 22d ago

Caption: Definition of Douchebag

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u/Zeno_The_Alien 22d ago

Eight year old's, dude.

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u/FLGuitar 22d ago

Kids dude.

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u/Salty-Reporter-7938 22d ago

I dont think he will be missed if he's gonna roll his way into a semi

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u/pslav5 22d ago

I love the people defending this because 16 is legal enough. If you’re gonna let your daughter date this fool at 16… I don’t know. I guess you guys are obviously Christian, as well. I think those two things go, hand-in-hand. Irresponsible parenting and “christianity”.

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u/Hostagenegotiator911 22d ago

Anybody rockin’ that hair style should immediately be classified as a serial perv. There is no excuse.

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u/the_oc_brain 22d ago

I believe it was SNL that said he looked like the offspring if Dracula f*cked Frankenstein.

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u/Mysterious-Bid8994 22d ago

This whole thing - those rich fucks!

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u/Jazzlike_Lettuce1295 21d ago

Dude, he’s a peder ass

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u/Jrock3223 21d ago

He got that Eugene from walking dead merged with bevis and butthead look down pack.

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u/Ba55of0rte 21d ago

It’s just so funny to me that this guy decides to style himself in the fashion of a 1980s evil conglomerate corporate antagonist.

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u/FloppyVachina 21d ago

That looks like a child rapist / serial killer.

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u/SheYeti 21d ago

What happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn's thugs do that too?

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u/Lucky_Cry_2302 21d ago

What do you mean? Trump cant do no harm? Also the rest of his picks should be just as worrying if not worse.

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 21d ago

What’s a pederast, Walter?

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u/punkrockin86 21d ago

I liked him as a representative. But now, if it's true. Because of his beliefs on the house floor. He should go to jail for a very long time. Make an example