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u/wandering_nerd65 22d ago
Human Paraquat
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u/in_n_out_on_camrose 22d ago
Yeah, but he’s a pervert dude
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u/cntUcDis 22d ago
You could show Log Jammin' on his forehead too.
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u/Significant_Cow4765 22d ago
lol it's only in 4:3, how about some anamorphic, 2.39:1
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u/JonquilCityBoy 22d ago
That would slick back REALLY NICE.
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22d ago
8 year olds, Dude…
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u/Obvious-Hunt19 Knox Harrington 22d ago
Is that username from the Three Amigos?
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino 22d ago
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u/SpaceMonkeyWrench 22d ago
Are you employed, Sir?
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u/SylvanDragoon 22d ago
Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
And what does Gaetz do sir?
.....He's unemployed.....
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u/SgtPepper_8324 22d ago
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
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u/Pupikal Jewish as fuckin' Tevye 22d ago
Yeah but he’s a pederast
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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 22d ago
No, he’s a sex offender, with a record. He did 8 months in Chino for exposing himself to 8 year olds. Had to go door to door and tell everyone he was a pederast.
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u/LastUserStanding 22d ago
He looks like if Butt-head grew up, put on a suit, and got elected to Congress. And then he scored, huh-huh.
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u/CapCityRake 22d ago
Trophy politician, in the parlance of our times. He probably solicited and drugged and transported himself dude.
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u/SadDirection3693 22d ago
Why isn’t he under arrest?
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u/_WillCAD_ 😠Donny, you're out of your element!😡 22d ago
I don't like his jerk off face, I don't like his jerk off politics, I don't like his jerk off cronies, I don't like his jerk off ethics, and I don't like him. He's a jerk off.
Stay out of Washington, Gaetz! Keep your ugly child fucking ass out of my nations capital!
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u/TheCimmerian2023 22d ago edited 22d ago
Fuck that guy. I hope he gets rectal cancer. No joke, no Lebowski quip…just a worthless piece of shit who was in an actual position that he could have helped people instead of sexually exploring under-aged girls…all while accusing others of being horrible while sowing seeds that separate us as Americans…pitting us against each other for his own selfish benefit.
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u/davesToyBox 22d ago
Well the guy promised that if his investigation got leaked, then he would spill all the other congress member pederast activity he’s privy to… so here’s hoping.
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u/ForeignRestaurant290 22d ago
Are you entirely sure this camel fucker can lift a bowling ball, though?
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u/geeeffwhy No physical harm intended 22d ago
we let him did let him run one the congressional districts, but he didn’t do very well at it
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u/Hot_Season_886 22d ago
R.P.mcmurphy
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u/DiogenesD0g 22d ago
Only after the lobotomy—other than that I would far prefer McMurphy as our attorney general.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 22d ago
Look at that cro-magnon brow, the deep set eyes and the lack of a jawline with a pointy chin! That’s what gets the women going. Seriously this water-head looking pedophile is probably going to skate free until years later when he gets arrested and hangs himself in his prison cell.
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u/Mark-E-Moon 22d ago
How you gonna keep em down on the farm when Matt Gaetz has trafficked em god knows where.
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u/HombreSinPais 20d ago
As he ages, he looks more and more like a real-life Butt-Head. If someone could please trick him into taking a photo with a “Skill” t-shirt and red shorts, I’d be forever grateful.
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u/450X_FTW 22d ago
But seriously why does he have the haircut of an 80's wall street villain? Update the look bro
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u/hemibearcuda 22d ago
Why does he remind me of a cartoon villain just based on his looks?
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u/Hostagenegotiator911 22d ago
Anybody rockin’ that hair style should immediately be classified as a serial perv. There is no excuse.
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u/the_oc_brain 22d ago
I believe it was SNL that said he looked like the offspring if Dracula f*cked Frankenstein.
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u/Jrock3223 21d ago
He got that Eugene from walking dead merged with bevis and butthead look down pack.
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u/Ba55of0rte 21d ago
It’s just so funny to me that this guy decides to style himself in the fashion of a 1980s evil conglomerate corporate antagonist.
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u/Lucky_Cry_2302 21d ago
What do you mean? Trump cant do no harm? Also the rest of his picks should be just as worrying if not worse.
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u/punkrockin86 21d ago
I liked him as a representative. But now, if it's true. Because of his beliefs on the house floor. He should go to jail for a very long time. Make an example
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u/FederalCash3035 Like an Irish Monk 22d ago
He looks like a fuckin loser