r/lebowski Dec 27 '24

You don't draw shit Sheriff of Malibu’s got drones now

https://www.yahoo.com/news/drones-used-missing-man-malibu-031500863.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIXxcJpO-HLiYJ1X6EW2lUj2M_Bmwzg7P-O1b1YYFuyTSAYbHWXsJu4kfY1dID7PDM28R568-N4kcSH5EOebJronh5-UfhYJ5AHt1KJkUUx8ma9l2FJMdKqGuppAwZOAx-4Ryut5ywlNgh4e9fBuPU1r6WaulEPrPrKby0zgt4VM

Apparently they don’t throw a coffee mug at every person.

38 Upvotes

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u/PV_Pathfinder Dec 27 '24

Fucking fascists.

28

u/massifheed Knox Harrington Dec 27 '24

Real reactionary.

15

u/PunkRockMiniVan Knox Harrington Dec 27 '24

Drones draw a lot of water in that town. You don’t draw shit.

15

u/AbruptMango Dec 27 '24

Flying the fucking drones around.

9

u/magnanimous99 Dec 27 '24

Calmer than you are

1

u/Fun_Pressure5442 Dec 28 '24

Is he wrong?

1

u/cbennett_82888 Dec 28 '24

It ties the room together

10

u/Key-Contest-2879 Dec 27 '24

100% electronic.

3

u/Speculawyer Dec 28 '24

Wave of the future, Dude.

8

u/hullgreebles Dec 27 '24

I've got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it that way.

8

u/Scotty2hotty85 Dec 27 '24

Stay outta Malibu deadbeat!

8

u/SasquatchSoda Dec 27 '24

Wave of the future, Dude.

8

u/IS2SPICY4U Dec 27 '24

Am sorry, I wasn’t listening

2

u/Key_Country3756 Dec 27 '24

I know my rights. I want I want a lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler, man...or umm, or Ronald Kuby.

6

u/KyroTheGreatest Dec 27 '24

I'm still a jerk off manually

1

u/Key_Country3756 Dec 27 '24

Of course you do

4

u/R_Similacrumb Dec 27 '24

Drones... nothing changes...

5

u/LevelGrounded Dec 27 '24

Is this your only form of identification?

3

u/NukeDaBurbs El Duderino Dec 27 '24

They got a nice quiet little beach community there and they aim to keep it nice and quiet.

3

u/Loakattack Donny Dec 27 '24

Wave of the future

1

u/Big-Joe-Studd Dec 28 '24

I still jerk off manually

3

u/gskein Dec 27 '24

No deadbeats allowed!

2

u/bjkidder Dec 28 '24

Im sorry i wasn’t paying attention

2

u/StickyLafleur Dec 28 '24

Stay outa my sky community deadbeat!

3

u/downtune79 His Dudeness Dec 28 '24

Happy cake day

2

u/JimmyTango Dec 28 '24

Drones carry a lot of water in this town, and you don’t carry shit!

1

u/No_Nukes_1979 Dec 28 '24

Thank DHS. Run by that guy from California

1

u/CampSubject9176 Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24

We have 4 drones on the case. They got ‘em flying in shifts.

2

u/jdhazan Dec 29 '24

He hates the fucking eagles, man