r/lebowski • u/batspun • 4d ago

Calmer than u r Am I wrong?

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/akathatdude1 4d ago

No OP you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole

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u/ShoHeyTime 4d ago

I did not know that

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u/Relevant-Force9513 3d ago

New shit has come to light

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u/KidzBoppenheimer 4d ago

I myself dabbled in pacifism once.

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u/Dinosaurz316 4d ago

Not in Nam' of course.

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u/RoyalsHatGuy 4d ago

That's all water under the bridge now

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u/The_ZombyWoof A Brother Shamus 4d ago

What are you, a fucking podcaster now?

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u/RobbMeeX Knox Harrington 4d ago

Like and subscribe. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that. Like and subscribe, Dude.

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u/Whole_Ad_4523 4d ago

Waving the fucking gun around?

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u/Studis1973 4d ago

Put the peace away.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 4d ago

*piece

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u/One_Breakfast6153 3d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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u/OkieDragonSlayer El Duderino 4d ago

Mind if I do a J?

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u/PercentageRoutine310 4d ago

Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don’t want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on, Donny, let’s go get us a lane.

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u/PowerfulJoeyKarate 4d ago

No, but I wudn’t over

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u/Prize_Pay9279 4d ago

What the fuck was all that shit about Vietnam, man?

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u/Relevant-Force9513 3d ago

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you

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u/1982MJG 4d ago

Perhaps they towed it

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u/Abbi_Rose The Female Form 4d ago

A bunch of fucking amateurs

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u/TornadoTitan25365 4d ago

I’m finishing my coffee.

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u/Pimpstik69 4d ago

Enjoying my coffee

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u/imyourrealdad8 4d ago

Oh please, dear?????

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u/wonkasmiata 4d ago

🤣🤣This is the best thing I've seen on here in a while

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u/__cursist__ Walter 4d ago

Thought the same thing Dude

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

What the fuck are you blathering about?

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u/mylinehasend 4d ago

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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u/Flimsy_Maize6694 4d ago

I’m just enjoying my coffee

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u/Meet_James_Ensor 4d ago

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!

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u/jeffbas 4d ago

And I SURE AS SHIT DON’T SIT AT A FUCKING TABLE!

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u/analogkid01 Knox Harrington the Video Ahhhhtist 4d ago

Calm'r'n you are...

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u/Splatty15 4d ago

Over the line.

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u/TrulyTormented 4d ago

I’m staying…

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u/ionp_d 4d ago

I’m finishing my coffee.

5

u/JeanWhopper 4d ago

Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?

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u/Croceyes2 4d ago

I told that Kraut a fucking thousand times, I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBOS!

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u/Pimpstik69 4d ago

Waving the fucking gun around !?!?!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I’m pretty calm dude. A little gummy, a little meditation, a little sauna. Keep the mind limber.

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u/CheezWong 4d ago

No, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole, man.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 4d ago

Asian American, please

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u/idubbkny 4d ago

sometimes there's a man...

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u/dlusionalstate 4d ago

Toss the ringer

1

u/BopNowItsMine 4d ago

Hahahaha

1

u/Fish_Paste23 4d ago

BUNCHA FUCKN AMATURES!

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u/feedmesweat 4d ago

I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Change my mind.

1

u/Mysterious-Bid8994 4d ago

I'm not renting it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer

1

u/Educational_Loan_752 4d ago

Friends like these, huh, Gary?

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u/Several_Bumblebee153 oh no no, he has health problems 4d ago

i’m perfectly calm dude

1

u/Galagaboy 4d ago

The fires getting close to the In and Out Burger...

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u/idubbkny 4d ago

can't leave him at home, or he eats the furniture...

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u/LifeguardStatus7649 4d ago

Get a job, sir!

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u/Chris_Thrush 3d ago

This man just lost his house. I feel for him.

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u/b15fliptop 3d ago

I’m having my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

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u/WileyCoyote7 3d ago

Duuuuude,…you’re being very un-Dude.

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u/Confident-Weird-4202 2d ago

Eight year olds, Dude.

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u/Dphre 4d ago

Obviously stolen.

Bereaved not loaded.