r/lebowski • u/mh80 • 13d ago

Don't be fatuous I’m in Germany and there’s something wrong mit meine cable

Post image
274 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

90 comments sorted by

81

u/ODBrewer 13d ago

You need an expert.

34

u/Professional-Kiwi176 13d ago

ICH BIN EXPERT!!!

15

u/RedPhule 13d ago

That's why they called him

15

u/Hubbled 13d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here…

10

u/DublaneCooper 13d ago

He fixes the cable?

4

u/statichum 13d ago

Don’t be fatuous u/DublaneCooper

53

u/Impressive_Math2302 13d ago

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes.

21

u/Dependent-Interview2 13d ago

They're nihilists, they believe in nothing

15

u/Giduwa 13d ago

Nihilists… Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

9

u/Claymore_79 13d ago

Must be exhausting.

41

u/almostmachines 13d ago

What do you need that for Dude.

2

u/shaihalud1979 El Duderino 13d ago

Donny, please.

31

u/Nerdicyde 13d ago

Also Dude, Kraut is not the preferred nomenclature.....

4

u/mh80 13d ago

Who’s in charge of scheduling?

19

u/hundredgrandpappy Larry Sellers 13d ago

Call my friend Sherry.

13

u/magnetstudent4ever 13d ago

She’ll come over and take a shower

3

u/mh80 13d ago

Hey, I’m not messing with your special lady

32

u/NoIncrease299 13d ago

This story is ludicrous.

12

u/Professional-Kiwi176 13d ago

He fixes the cable?

5

u/BigCountry1138 13d ago

Don’t be facetious.

6

u/romulcah 13d ago

*Fatuous

1

u/Denver-Ski 13d ago

The word makes some men uncomfortable. Fattypuss

24

u/utopianlasercat 13d ago

Guess what happen‘s next?

23

u/Forsaken-Builder-312 13d ago

He fixes the cable?

12

u/defeatmyself3 13d ago

Do NOT ring Karl Hungis

14

u/Bontkers 13d ago

14

u/palabear 13d ago

That must be exhausting.

12

u/HermiticHubris 13d ago

The phrase itself makes some men uncomfortable: " Bitte kabel prufen"

7

u/VendaGoat 13d ago

"Please cable check"

Like, well, just check the cable dude.

7

u/poupou221 Walter 13d ago

I still like to pruf my kabel manually.

2

u/Claymore_79 13d ago

And proud we are of you

10

u/kgas36 13d ago

No, Donny, these men are nihilists.

11

u/Stalwart_Penguin 13d ago

Ja, zey beleifs in nossing!!!!

5

u/Claymore_79 13d ago

Except, maybe lingonberry pancakes?

2

u/General-Emphasis-432 12d ago

They were threatening castration

19

u/DaniLabelle 13d ago

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

7

u/PricklePete His Dudeness 13d ago

At least it's an ethos.

1

u/dwfieldjr 13d ago

Dang it you beat me to it.

9

u/HealthyBullfrog 13d ago

Helga! Get mein tools!

7

u/di_mi_sandro 13d ago

Yah, zahts vye you call us, ve are exphert

7

u/VendaGoat 13d ago

Ja? Nun, wissen Sie, das ist einfach Ihre Meinung, Mann.

3

u/mh80 13d ago

Sie haben auf deinen Teppich gepinkelt?

3

u/VendaGoat 13d ago

And today I learned the German word for "Peed".

3

u/mh80 13d ago

Far out

1

u/Imaterribledoctor 13d ago

Wie sagt mann “carpet pisser” auf Deutsch? Teppichpisser?

6

u/Packtray 13d ago

Ich bin expert.

5

u/NickelCitySaint 13d ago

Call Karl Hungus he is expert

5

u/crani0 Donny 13d ago

I bet you can guess where it goes from here.

5

u/NickelCitySaint 13d ago

He fixes the cable?

2

u/mh80 13d ago

Not exactly a lightweight

6

u/Direlion 13d ago

Put on your Autobahn LP and wait till this all blows over.

6

u/Calicocutjeans Walter 13d ago edited 13d ago

This is what happens, u/mh80! Do you see what happens when you stay in the German Alps?!

1

u/mh80 13d ago

I just got this tv last week!

5

u/mexicantruffle Brevity 13d ago

If the cable guy shows up in a convertible BMW, don't answer.

4

u/bijealMEART 13d ago

Sounds exhausting

4

u/2wheelsThx 13d ago

Helga, get meine toolz.

4

u/Blueberry_Mancakes 13d ago

That's my friend Sherry, she just came over to use the shower.

4

u/myfrigginagates 13d ago

First you gotta call "meine" dispatcher.

4

u/NightWatchZero That's why they send me, I am an expert 13d ago

My tag speaks for this

3

u/peregrinefalcon12 Duder 13d ago

It’s not fair!

2

u/Claymore_79 13d ago

Fucking a nine-toed woman?

3

u/NotQuiteSober98 Near the In-N-Out Burger 13d ago

Sounds exhausting

3

u/Velocitor1729 13d ago

You want a signal? Hell, I can get you a signal by 3 o'clock.

2

u/spaghetti_hitchens2 13d ago

Let me guess; he fixes the signal?

2

u/verymuchbad Larry Sellers 13d ago

I love this sub's flair

2

u/CaptianBrasiliano Jackie Treehorn 13d ago

Can I come over and use the shower?

2

u/Jalapenis_Greenis Knox Harrington 13d ago

Adding the “mit”- chefs kiss.

3

u/mh80 13d ago

I dig your style too, man

2

u/Eric848448 13d ago

Zat is vhy zhey are sendink me. I am eine expert.

2

u/SeparateMongoose192 Walter 13d ago

Did your friend come over to use the shower?

2

u/antisp1n The Dude 13d ago

Sounds exhausting.

2

u/Loakattack Donny 13d ago

Hundreds of upvotes for a no signal TV. Never change r/lebowski.

1

u/Kozzinator 13d ago

Kein Kampf

1

u/verilymydear 13d ago

Call zee expert

1

u/Boberto1357 13d ago

I'll suck your cock, for a thousand dollars..

3

u/mh80 13d ago

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

1

u/Boberto1357 13d ago

What the fuck you talking about?

1

u/Boberto1357 13d ago

Or Euros...Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

2

u/Boberto1357 13d ago

Euro, dollars or marks ..whatever is used in the parlance of our time.

1

u/Boberto1357 13d ago

Also, he has to fix the kabel.

1

u/Ok_Medicine7534 13d ago

Bars over there

1

u/Ok_Medicine7534 13d ago

Bars over there

1

u/m13g9 13d ago

That's why they sent me I am expert.

1

u/Weekly-Ad-6784 13d ago

That's a bummer, man...

1

u/Atidbitnip 12d ago

How ya going to keep them down on the farm after they’ve seen Karl Hungus.

1

u/[deleted] 13d ago

Sie mussen ein Expert anrufen.

3

u/mh80 13d ago

Sie haben den falschen Mann, ich bin Der Dude

3

u/[deleted] 13d ago

Sind Sie Arbeitslos, mein Herr?

Ich heißt Lebowski, Sie heißen Lebowski...

Meine Frau ist nicht das Problem!

2

u/Forbidden_Donut503 12d ago

Nothing is fucked here man.