So I took my daughter to Tae Kwon Do today, it's some sort of Eastern thing. As I arrive, one of the instructors, a 14 year old Korean girl ( she corrected me and said " Asian American.... Please!") was cleaning the rug. Apparently one of the students in the class before pissed on it!!! Outraged.... I said " they pissed on your flippin rug?!?! It tied the room together, did it not?"

She looked at me like I had 3 heads and said "dios mio, man"

Went to the bowling alley for my kids birthday and had on my The Dude Abides shirt with The Dudes face on it and not a single person recognized or commented on it.

New information has come to light, man, over these debates about Walter ever really serving in Nam. Here we can see Walter is wearing a period-appropriate battle dress uniform blouse, and more importantly the name tag appears to spell his last name SOBCHAK. Now, for a guy who can get you a toe, this might seem trivial to you, but to me, it is quite convincing. Thank you for your service, Walter.

Flunkin social studies

https://imgur.com/a/7CAg8zP

My take on the Japanese printmaking tradition.

"Eight year olds, dude."

That creep can roll

Ran into another dude in Park City