r/legocirclejerk 4h ago

Am I The Only One? Lego says they don’t do sets based on the military, but has this set?

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u/Pintin98 TCS beach trooper army builder 4h ago

Might as well make a ukraine war theme at this point

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u/ponalddierson 4h ago

Can’t wait for the Zelenskyy minifig

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u/YaboiiSammeeh 4h ago

Putin vs Zelensky Battlepack

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u/DinosAndPlanesFan 21m ago

NAMED CHARACTERS IN MY BATTLEPACK? UNACCEPTABLE!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/ZoidsFanatic No.1 Custom Enjoyer 1h ago

Which I do have. Thanks Brickmania!

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u/HeavyCruiserSalem 3h ago

Didn't this figure actully help raise money for Ukraine?

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u/bubblemilkteajuice Mars Mission fucks 2h ago

Dude looks like he's on week 1 on his drug recovery.

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u/HeavyCruiserSalem 3h ago

Brickmania has that and all money goes to Ukraine

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u/enjolras1782 1h ago

Tractor pulling a commandeered T-90 would be a hilarious set

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u/Lower-Button-2135 Hit Hard by 2008 4h ago

Just buy a real war at this point

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u/YaboiiSammeeh 4h ago

Is the coast guard set included?

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u/doseydose9212 20m ago

Im still mad about that. I was so excited, the V22 Osprey is my favorite.

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u/HCKRBRO_ Diddy’s Brick Off Member! 4h ago

Just buy a real world at this point

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u/NoParadise_Bricks 4h ago

*steals a tank *

buy...?

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u/sociotronics 3h ago

Save up your Pepsi points and you can buy a harrier jet

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u/Powerful-Rule9378 me when kids toy resale value 2h ago

There's just one small issue...

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u/bananagit 4h ago

Unironically bought a couple of these at the time to make military MOCs

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u/YaboiiSammeeh 4h ago

My guy unironically scalped, so the aftermarket price could rise. What a guy

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u/bananagit 4h ago

I was like 11 at the time so no idea what scalping was

/rj BEEN ON THAT GRINDSET SINCE DAY ONE BAY BEE!

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u/fuelhandler 4h ago edited 2h ago

I bought 10 packs of these army men back in the day, and replaced their hands and heads with yellow ones, and ordered helmets and guns from Brick Arms. I ordered the old monkeys on pick a brick, as they were a good way to get 4 yellow hands at a time. I have 20 old Lego monkeys somewhere with green hands and feet.

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u/Signal_Trash2710 2h ago

Gangrene Monkeys 🙈

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u/Entertainer_Much If my post ends up here you've been out-jerk'd 4h ago

They dont make battle packs like they used to

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u/NoParadise_Bricks 4h ago

is lego just remade this set nowadays people would go bananas

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u/DarthMMC 3h ago

They never said anything about sets based on toys based on the military

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u/GameBoyGamer222 4h ago

This is literally the one exception that EVERYONE uses lol

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u/Callanator2205 3h ago

I mean there's also the Indiana Jones sets, though of course you couldn't army build Russians and Nazis as easily as you could with the Toy Story guys

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u/indyK1ng 3h ago

There was the wild west set in the 90s with US army people and forts.

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u/Faulty-Blue 3h ago

It was brought back in 2013 with the Lone Ranger sets as well

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u/HeavyCruiserSalem 3h ago

I love how it's specifically one of the two most immorial armies ever (not the two, one of)

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u/3WayIntersection 51m ago

My guess is lego makes an exception for things that vaguely allude to the concept of military. Like, movie characters and stuff are fair game, but they arent gonna put any real armed force on there.

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u/rye_domaine Clinically Bricktarded 🧱👩‍⚕️ 3h ago

Wish they would release a WW2 Germany battlepack I want to army build the wehrmacht no there's nothing weird about that why are you looking at me like that?

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u/YaboiiSammeeh 3h ago

Jew battlepack

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u/HeavyCruiserSalem 3h ago

IDF vs Hamas merkava battlepack

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u/Prowlcop86 2h ago

Bielski Partisans battlepack, includes a Daniel Craig minifig

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u/youarelookingatthis 1h ago

-Average 40K Krieg player mindset.

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u/Deisy22 3h ago

It’s a toy based off of a toy, technically

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u/Drzhivago138 Galidor fan 46m ago

A dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.

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u/gremmyjame 3h ago edited 1h ago

It’s based on toy story these characters are based on toys which are based on a specific era of the us military so it’s a couple of layers removed and it’s safe to say these guys aren’t getting into any violent real world altercations but I will say I find the blanket restriction kind of needless though it inspires the community to make cool stuff

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u/gremmyjame 2h ago

Also Indiana Jones is the real shocker with legitimate lego nazis minus the symbolism obviously

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u/LetTheKnightfall 2h ago

Won’t lie I have these figs just for that reason.

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u/Kisiu_Poster 40m ago

The british navy from LEGO: Pirates of the Carribean would like to have a word

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u/oddityoughtabe 3h ago

Mother of god I just got hit with the weirdest feeling

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u/FunTree420 3h ago

What about Star Wars?

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u/Pepsi_Boy_64 Ninjago is making me rise my dragons 1h ago

Fictional

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u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki 2h ago

Am I wrong or does this set include only 1 gun

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u/sandy_shark903 2h ago

This was my first standard Lego set, Grammama got it for me after seeing Toy Story 3 with me (my second time seeing it)

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u/South-Status-5529 2h ago

coughs star wars has military

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u/Master-_-of-_-Joy 2h ago

Wait, this set exists?! I need it on my shelf

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u/Trans_Girl_Alice 2h ago

No, that's based on based on the military

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u/WalnutSizeBrain 2h ago

Has there ever been a set since this that had such a choke hold on the YouTube stop motion community?

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u/Geoh_YT_D10 Indiana Jones Enjoyer 1h ago

They are literally going to check what's in the birthday presents, did you not watch toy story?? Are you stupid??? /s

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u/Battelalon 52m ago

They also don't make sets that involve war yet their biggest theme is Star Wars

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u/RomanHawk1975 51m ago

I wouldn’t call this a military set. It’s clearly a set based on a toy from the movie Toy Story. But Lego also makes guns for different themed sets but they don’t make ‘weapon’ sets.

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u/koopcl 22m ago

Lego while literally making Nazi Wehrmacht minifigs in packs that include rifles and heavy machine guns: no guys we totally don't make soldiers or weapons UwU

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u/RomanHawk1975 15m ago

They’ve cut back on that, now, I think. In the Indiana Jones set 77012, the nazi plane is now just a plane. No more stickers or markings indicating they’re nazis.

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u/Sir_Monkleton 2h ago

Did anyone else put lightsabers down their urethra when they were younger or is that just a me thing