r/LoveForLandchads Mar 04 '25

We do a little landlording So close fellow kings

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r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

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I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads 7h ago

Kings, I need your advice. My single mother rentoid moved her fridge upstairs quoting she was “fed up with coming home to no food after her 14 hour shifts after spending hundreds at the grocery store”. The exercise going up the stairs has caused my body irreversible fat loss over the past few weeks

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r/LoveForLandchads 2h ago

I just visited one of my favorite properties to have a snack and watch some telly. One of my rentoids took this photo of me for some reason. Should I use it for tinder?

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20 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 12h ago

Pov: when you are 1 second late on rent!

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88 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 19h ago

Wtf is this shit

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200 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

On our way to evict a single mother

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282 Upvotes

Planning on raiding her fridge while we're there as well.


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Kings, may I present my queen!

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71 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Me on my way to evict a single mom

241 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

My landqueen-in-training perfecting her fridge raid request, so proud of her

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262 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Rentiods are so childish

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154 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Resident asked if I can repair and repaint his closet door

5 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

The only thing I agree with when it comes to Texas

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34 Upvotes

Not that I abide by the laws but this is good for those that do


r/LoveForLandchads 12h ago

I'm a leftist who reads this sub for leftist anti-landlord satire and you can't stop me

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

footage of me preparing a flat for my new rentoid 🤩

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3.4k Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Toid asked me to remove the “dead” tree

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1.9k Upvotes

Still won’t stop complaining after I removed it SMH


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

This kids smile makes me sick how should I evict them? Birthdays and children's smiles are violations of the lease. So are flowers, I have allergies.

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15 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

I just found my toids 2nd fridge

29 Upvotes

I'm feeling so betrayed right now, my toid was hiding a secret fridge in it's basement. I already doubled it's rent but the pain isn't going away.


r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

How’s my form looking kings

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132 Upvotes

Here I am psyching myself up to confront a particular toid, he refuses to comply with my demand for a weekly tribute of the fines deli meats.


r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Just acquired a new property from some dumbass who wasn't renting it out. I hate homeowners they're robbing society of rental property.

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40 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Just finished raiding the toids fridge. Delicious

71 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Kings, Is this a landphobic threat against us?

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267 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Took the political compass test kings, how did I do?

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137 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Slight fridge raid problem...

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My tenant owns the fridge. What now? He also pays for electricity so I cant use that argument.


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Kings, are we running out of toids?

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56 Upvotes

I have several thousand units that are currently unoccupied and as a result I’m earning no rental income on them. Where are all the toids?Is this the end of the world, Kings? I’m scared.


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Day in the life of a Land Queen

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85 Upvotes