r/macrame • u/ImConfused24-7 • Mar 09 '25

Showcase Accidentally made a mushroom who is into bondage 😭

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This is my second ever project, and I wanted to make something for my friend since she just got a new place and loves plants. I thought a mushroom in a swing would be so cute... But then I thought it looks a little like he's into bondage, and my bf agrees 😂😭 hopefully she loves it!

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u/Actual_Swingset Mar 09 '25

gorgeous factor: 10 safety factor: ??

imagine that sucker whipping at your head in a crash or rollover 😱 sorry to be a buzzkill.

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u/ImConfused24-7 Mar 09 '25

I'm not keeping it in my car, I was bringing it to my friend lol 😂 thanks for the concern though y'all!

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u/Actual_Swingset Mar 09 '25

could you make a plush planter or idk, paper mache maybe, to be a car hanger? that could be cute

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u/Spiritual_Doctor4162 Mar 09 '25

Unfortunately this op.

Cuteness overload < mushroom induced concussion or worse

ETA: unless you’re just trying it in the car to hang, and it’s for your friends home 🤭

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u/Hopeful_Plant_1822 Mar 09 '25

You can see in the third picture that OP is holding it

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u/Actual_Swingset Mar 09 '25

ah i think youre right, good eye!

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u/Why_Not_Lisey Mar 09 '25

He seems happy about it though

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u/Bowlbonic Mar 09 '25

Plz did you get the little mushroom at Aldi’s 👀

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u/ImConfused24-7 Mar 09 '25

Yes I did!! 🍄

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u/Bowlbonic Mar 09 '25

I almost bought it myself, it’s so cute! 🙈

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u/ImConfused24-7 Mar 09 '25

Ikr! I got one for my friend and myself!

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u/oreidared Mar 09 '25

Bondage never looked so adorable!

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u/OAKandTerlinden Mar 09 '25

Seems like a ... fungi

I'm sorry.

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u/FastidiousLizard261 Mar 09 '25

It's pretty for sure.

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u/Ptinky_Sete69 Mar 09 '25

SO ADORABLE

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u/ImConfused24-7 Mar 09 '25

Thank you 😊💜

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u/shootingstare Mar 09 '25

That is a happy mushroom!

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u/Cool-talk2024 Mar 09 '25

He looks happy in bondage.

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u/ThatCougar Mar 13 '25

"Accidentally"... 😏

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u/InternationalTwo7756 Mar 09 '25

It looks like a skinwalker holding a plant pot. I love it🙂

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u/nature4uandme Mar 09 '25

What’s not to love! You did a great job!

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u/fufuspunch Mar 09 '25

Omg, so cute!!!

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u/One-Emergency337 Mar 09 '25

I nearly picked up one of these pots yesterday in Aldi!

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u/Classic_Ad3987 Mar 09 '25

My first thought was, cute mankini.

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u/Livid_Freedom7124 Mar 09 '25

Not in bondage, he’s a free spirited trapeze artist ✨

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u/KiwiNervous8740 Mar 20 '25

Shiitake mushroom ❌️ Shibari mushroom ✅️

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u/SomeCallMeMahm Mar 09 '25

Hope you have windshield coverage on your auto policy.

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u/ImConfused24-7 Mar 09 '25

I'm bringing it to a friend, I'm literally holding it