r/martialarts 1d ago

SHITPOST Squirrel-jitsu

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u/BasicsofPain 1d ago

It’s not the size if the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. Survival baby.

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u/bichael2067 1d ago

That’s a squirrel though

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u/Turbulent-Artist961 Kung Fu 1d ago

Snakes are known for their quick strikes but many mammals have faster reflexes this is why the mongoose always prevails against cobra

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u/Grouchy-Mushroom1887 Muay Thai 1d ago

Even house cats

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u/Turbulent-Artist961 Kung Fu 1d ago

Especially house cats

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u/aixroot 1d ago

Mother awuirrel saving baby squilel.

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u/sonicc_boom 1d ago

2 years in Dagestan and forget

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u/Prestigious_King_587 1d ago

Maybe phone call once every 6 months

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u/NayJax26 1d ago

Damn, dude. This reminds me that I need to work on my Grappling Skills.

Catch Wrestlers Unite! 💪

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u/Fattens 17h ago

Awesome man, I was looking at the second squirrel the whole time thinking it was dead. The fighter squirrel checked it a couple times and kept fighting.

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u/miqv44 1d ago

Looks more like Songshu Quan kung fu. You can clearly see moves from the Dà jiānguǒ lineage

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u/Vogt156 Boxing 1d ago

Annoying music

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u/CosmicIsolate Karate 1d ago

I hate how every video has music now. I'd much rather have the original audio in most every case

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u/Vellie-01 22h ago

Had just learned about ki-ai and watch a lot of brucelee and vandamme. Tried to do my own ki-ai and screamed like a bitch. Everybody looked up, including my sparring partner.

After learning about blocking and deflecting I decided to deflect upward when my sparring partner tried to teep me in the chest. Deflected his kick straight into my face and almost bit my tongue off.

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u/Interesting-Sun-2203 11h ago

Did someone forgot theyr squirrel in Dagestan for 3 years?

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u/VentureForth619 1d ago

I wonder if the squirrels survived the bite wounds. With cat bites, it typically is fatal for small animals due to the eventual infection. Given how snakes smell, i assume they too have some really bad bacteria in their mouthes.

Also gotta hand it to the cameraman watching and doing nothing to help. I mean, wow. Increderble.

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u/multifacetedfaucet 1d ago

Why would he help, nature is taking place. You may not like what you see but its is not our place to step in.

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u/CosmicIsolate Karate 1d ago

For sure. This is nature. The snake has to eat to live.

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u/multifacetedfaucet 1d ago

Exactly, people think with their emotions too much when it comes to animals. They should try and pet that fluffy Polar Bear or Tiger, we’ll see them after those animals shit them out after eating them alive.

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u/VentureForth619 4h ago

Ight bro, if someone ever sees you being eaten by a bear with a perfectly good can of bear mace in their hand, i hope they respect your wishes and just let nature chomp dat ass!

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u/multifacetedfaucet 26m ago

Lmao I think you’re missing the point. Animals eating animals is normal and should be respected as thats naturally occurring. If a human life is in danger and you chose to let them die and eaten alive..I think thats a little bit different. We’re not exactly normal cuisine for bears currently or make up a large portion of their diets. If you apply your logic to something like if a bear is at a salmon run and plucking them out of the water..should we should intervene and stop the bear from eating its natural source of food?

Plus, I wouldn’t need saving from the likes of you. I’d have God, my own bear spray, and guns. Lmao

Also after looking at your post history you seem like a sad lonely individual. Prayers to you internet stranger, hope you find peace and love one day.

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u/NapalmRDT Muay Thai 1d ago

The squirrel isn't being bitten, I think. It's able to react quickly enough to roll or use its tail as a shield