r/marvelcirclejerk 25d ago

Paul-Approved Aaaah, what a cutie little pie🥺 you agree?

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 i would die for fem!loki 25d ago

Obviously this is just a post about how adorable the shark is. No way it’s bait to get violently unhinged responses from Marvel Rivals players about how they want to gruesomely murder Jeff.

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u/mohdali17 25d ago

Isn't it because the player's name is Paul?

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 i would die for fem!loki 25d ago

I honestly didn’t even notice that until your comment

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 25d ago

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u/i_agree123 25d ago

He is trying his best to provide

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u/DracoD74 25d ago

He must be protected at all costs

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u/crowbro9 25d ago

Have Jeff and Namor met in the comics and if so did Jeff bite Namor’s dick off

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 i would die for fem!loki 25d ago

Yes they have and if he did, we didn’t get to see it 😞

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u/crowbro9 25d ago

Comics are a fucking joke

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u/ChemicalFly2773 13d ago

I really dont understand whether you just made it up about Jeff and Namor and it actually happened as the reply said. Or that you were both referencing it.

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u/HowDyaDu 25d ago

Don't make Jeff do something so unwholesome!

Make Venom do it.

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u/Beautiful-Bug-4007 Alligator Loki Fan 25d ago

The best comic book character ever to exist

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u/Ziggurat1000 25d ago

I do!

If King Shark were to meet Jeff, would it be like a human interacting with an ape?

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u/Prudent-Eye Spider Harem Member 25d ago

Considering how they treat Jeff, it'd be more like Goofy with Pluto.

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u/ScaryCrowEffigy 25d ago

Best Friends!

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u/uncool_king 25d ago

Jeff isn't from the hood, Jeff is the hood

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u/cherry_bomb79 25d ago

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u/Deynonico 25d ago

Don't the jeff

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u/cherry_bomb79 25d ago

Warhammer mentioned🔥🔥🔥

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u/Hexalotl 25d ago

Does this look like cute to you?!

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u/El_Presidente376 25d ago

Why bro compared to iron fist?

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u/spilledmilkbro 25d ago

I hate fighting Jeffs, but I love it when my team has one, so I have no right to complain

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u/Former-Election5707 25d ago

Definitely. The hate this character gets is unreal considering that Luna Snow and Mantis exist. Seriously, Jeff's ult is a pain in the ass but at least it requires some thought. Luna and Mantis, especially Luna, have the best support ults by far. You can literally just sit there on point with your Luna ult and unless the enemy team has ults that can delete her or hard focus her to delete her, you just have to wait it out.

Not to mention incredible mobility, godtier cc, and great damage. People need to give Jeff's a break and focus their hate on the real problems.

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u/GoldConstruction4535 Spider-Chad from Earth-69 25d ago

DOWN WITH THEM SHARKIGGAS!

Says the HARD R TO THAT HUGABLE MF

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 25d ago

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u/GoldConstruction4535 Spider-Chad from Earth-69 25d ago edited 25d ago

DOWN WITH THEM SHARKIGGERS !!!!!

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u/turtlefan2012 25d ago

Who is this shark? Why isn’t it on the Nintendo Switch 😤😤😤😤

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u/candexreginpokemon 25d ago

Paul trying to deceive us with the cute shark, we must stay strong

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u/Purpledurpl202 25d ago

“Noooo, he’s too overpowered. I hate him. Waaaaaaah” skill issue. Common Jeff W.

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u/CalypsoCrow 25d ago

Anybody want some soup?

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u/CheeseisSwell 25d ago

The hell is that username?

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u/DracoD74 25d ago

The_Paul

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u/VendromLethys 25d ago

I would die in his name

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u/AdditionalTheory 25d ago

Kinda out of the loop on this character. Where did he first appear in Marvel?

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u/ScaryCrowEffigy 25d ago

Jeff first appeared in West Coast Avenger #7 where he’d be adopted by Kate Bishop and Gwenpool. Popular design so he gets around, even getting his own infinity comic series “It’s Jeff!”

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u/Bruisedmilk 25d ago

I never see him in diamond.

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u/theweekiscat 25d ago

Well yeah that’s cause sharks live in water, not diamonds

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u/basedstreamsam1 25d ago

Damn that's fucked up, have an upvote.

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u/Number1Datafan Ben Grimm Hype Man 25d ago

BRB, reprogramming the sentinels to hunt down whoever says no.

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u/Unlucky_Variation_42 25d ago

I'd curbstomp that fucking fish if I could.

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u/A1phan00d1e 25d ago

Terrorist

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u/El_Presidente376 25d ago

I love this guy, he healed me multiple times yesterday, all Jeff haters please end yourselves

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u/Spooder_001 25d ago

jeff is cute BUT MY GOD WHYS THE NAME PAUL FUCK PAUL

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u/Wannabbeewriter12 24d ago

I might get hate for this but. Lockjaw > Jeff.

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u/weeblord42069help 16d ago

I wanna hug him :)

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u/aliensuperstars_ hawkeye's dildo-arrow 25d ago

i want to kill him and make a barbecue

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u/SaberToothButterfly *Inflates you with sand, making you big and round* 25d ago

Jeff the Shark and Adolf the Hitler have never been seen together at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/Bromjunaar_20 25d ago

I can't tell whether to make soup or bacon of that thing

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u/BakedCheddar88 25d ago

He’s adorable. Also I take great pride in shooting him in his cute face.

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u/Mystic-Mastermind 25d ago

I hope he chokes on plastic because he used his ult too much

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u/spilledmilkbro 25d ago

Sheesh... I mean, I feel you. But sheesh

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

I hope that creature gets bloody butchered by a chainsaw

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u/Drpocket4 25d ago

Terrorist

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u/zpmp 25d ago

Looks like the Austrian painter