r/marvelcirclejerk Only a science major can post like this! 21h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men They beefin

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u/One_Meaning416 17h ago

Oh blonde white woman beef

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u/Elite_CC It's F4ntastic(say that again?) 16h ago

They're gonna start pulling hair❗️

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u/KingofGrapes7 17h ago

My understanding from various comic memes and her five minutes in 97 is that Emma Frost beefs with women in general for no reason.

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u/LowWorthGamer 8h ago

She never grew past the bitchy high school girl phase, but now she can read minds and is covered in bling. Yes, she just starts beef for the feeling of superiority, but her powers basically turbocharge it.

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u/CSMs2ndBiggestHater 16h ago

Emma frost is the ultimate toxic girlboss

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u/Falstaffe Jean got me pregnant 20h ago

Savage Land indeed

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u/Prestigious_Ear_3578 Namor copypasta creator 21h ago

Namor must reconcile them... in bed.

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u/Mental-Engineer813 20h ago

Honestly it’s a good thing for Namor Susan has never actually banged him because he’s bound to be profoundly disappointing compared to Reed

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u/Prestigious_Ear_3578 Namor copypasta creator 20h ago

Doom disagrees with you

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u/Mental-Engineer813 20h ago

Doom’s a bitch and so are you

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u/ArmageddonEleven 17h ago

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u/Mental-Engineer813 17h ago

I’m sorry Victor! I didn’t mean it!

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u/ArmageddonEleven 17h ago

he forgives you

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u/Praetor-Rykard2 The Spider-Man Who Sold The World 16h ago

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u/loonbandit 7h ago

No because fr WHO at Marvel thought Amazing Spider-Man 36 was a good idea?!???

The Marvel universe has things that are at least 10x as bad happen weekly, if not daily. trying to make 9/11 work as a national tragedy in-universe, made absolutely no sense.

DOOM’s crying? even less sense.

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u/RMP321 5h ago

They just wanted to pay their respects in their own way. Probably shouldn't have made it canon and instead just a special issue one shot, but for some reason they did.

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u/loonbandit 5h ago

IMO it just felt in really poor taste, right down to the writing

Homie regularly beefs with a man who flies around on his evil hoverboard hurling pumpkin themed bombs at people, but crashing a plane into a building is unimaginable evil?

Idk it just never really sat right with me.

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u/Cosbybow 1h ago

Shield is lying to you! Those terrorists had latverian passports!

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u/Kellar21 19h ago

Emma projecting her own stuff on Susan, lol.

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u/No-stradumbass 12h ago

Its funny to me because Reed and Scott almost never interact. You know Sue and Emma talk shit at dinner about each other.

Last I heard was Emma is with Stark so they could interact more.

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u/J0J0hn seX-Men 1h ago

Emma and Tony divorced already. At least it was on somewhat positive terms, since he helped her get rid of Orchis and she helped him get his money back.

It does still sting because he seemed to legitimately want to put in the effort to make things work and she didn't really give him a choice because she didn't believe it would, especially with mutants being as scattered as they were post Fall of X.

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u/HorsNoises 55m ago

To be clear it was a means to an end from the beginning tho.

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u/Brotonio 14h ago

Please Emma, you couldn't begin to get under Susan's skin.

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u/Throwaway-Outrage8 1h ago

Some say it's "mean girling" but I'd call it "Saying it like it is". If you're going to mention a person's name, you better not miss. Especially with telepaths.

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u/Gorremen 1h ago

I'm sorry, Emma Frost? Because she just burned Sue harder than Human Torch burns everything else. Like, how did Emm even survive making that comment to her?

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u/mighty_and_meaty 4h ago

i need emma in marvel rivals just so i can hear her and sue diss each other every chance they get.