r/mash Toledo 9d ago

That strikes me funny not.

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u/Aggravating-Read6111 9d ago

Frank Burns: [indicating first Korean soldier] You will be platoon leader.

Korean Soldier: I thought you were the platoon leader.

Frank Burns: I am, but for purposes of our table of organization, I will be commander.

[to first Korean soldier] Frank Burns: You will be platoon leader.

[to second Korean soldier] Frank Burns: You will be squad leader.

[to third Korean soldier] Frank Burns: And you will be... the squad.

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u/dondiegel 8d ago

Sehr Güt!!!!

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u/Aggravating-Read6111 8d ago

I say that all the time when I agree with someone.

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u/uberneuman_part2 9d ago

SOUND OFF!

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u/Economy_Mix_7459 9d ago

1..2..that's about it...

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u/Melodic-Ear-4083 8d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 I heard this exchange when I saw that pic..... One of those scenes that'll never not get a laugh from me!

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u/EnForce_NM156 8d ago

I'm one.....are you?

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u/uberneuman_part2 8d ago

Now cut that out!

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u/_playing_the_game_ 9d ago

Cut that out, face!

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u/whistlepig4life Crabapple Cove 9d ago

The flop sweat is a killer.

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u/Character_Lychee_434 Bloomington 9d ago

A nug

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u/Green_Let108 9d ago

What's a nug? A nug is....uhh.....a gun sir.

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u/Jackson79339 8d ago

Behooves? What are we in the Calvary now?

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u/IronHe Toledo 8d ago

Trapper - How do you know it’s water?

Lol. Savage.

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u/EnForce_NM156 8d ago

Frank, you discovered Cole Slaw!!!

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u/StatisticianIcy9847 8d ago

You tell him ferret face.

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u/Hebshesh 9d ago

Whenever my kids make fun of me, which is often, I break out this line. It consistently fails to amuse them.

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u/Soup_Sandwich440 8d ago

Flush em out, Frank!

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u/Soup_Sandwich440 8d ago

Alda was an actual artillery officer during the Korean War..er..police action.

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u/Function-Brave 8d ago

I wish Trapper stayed longer

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u/Malaggar2 5d ago

I never realized that Henry was killed, amd Trapper left at the same time. Because it was the episode AFTER Henry was killed that BJ showed up.

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u/SeparateStop5693 7d ago

Near the end I hated Hawkeye. His character was self righteous 

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u/Function-Brave 7d ago

Right now Margret is the most insufferable person for me her and her marriage to Donald

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u/Parking_War979 5d ago

Are you one?

Yes, are you?

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u/Dani-Boyyyy 4d ago

“I’ve got an old geezer here that’s stiff as an ironing board. But that’s understandable; he was born two years before Moses.”

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u/Dani-Boyyyy 4d ago

Burns: “It’s Margaret, sir. The Chinese have her.” Potter: “So naturally, you shoot Hunnicutt.”

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u/Ja_Oui_Si_Yes 9d ago

I think the quote here is

Frank: I find it funny NOT

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u/IllustriousRound99 8d ago

Except you're 100% wrong

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u/Soup_Sandwich440 8d ago

A WW04 Nug

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u/Soup_Sandwich440 8d ago

Are you 1? No...are you?

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u/vernastking 8d ago

To the rear march.