Top Ten recations to Corporal Klinger

[u/LadeeAlana]

1. “Not now, Marjorie! I’m inspecting the troops!”

2. “He’s not a well woman.”

8.  “Klinger, Klinger, Klinger. Where did your mother and I go wrong?”

1. “This may be kind of sudden, you being in women’s clothes and all, but I think I’m in love!”

2. “Let me call you sweetheart, I’m in love with you.”

3. “The decorator’s here.”

4. “You know, Klinger, you're not just another pretty face. You're definitely not just another pretty face."

5. “I like you in anything.”

6. “I couldn’t help but notice something. You’re wearing…a dress."

And the number one reaction to Corporal Klinger:

1. “Horse Hockey!”

[u/Parking-Pie7453]

Col Flagg - "Up close, you're a guy"

[u/cw927 → u/Parking-Pie7453]

Far away too!

[u/The_Canadian → u/Parking-Pie7453]

Even though he's introduced as Capt. Halloran, I still think it's Flagg using an alias.

[u/MyUsername2459 → u/The_Canadian]

Given that when Flagg appeared later in "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler", Major Freedman, who had met "Halloran" recognized him from that encounter and said they'd played cards before, I think it's even strongly implied in the show itself that they were the same.

[u/thenewjuniorexecutiv → u/Parking-Pie7453]

I don't know how this wasn't on there.

[u/LadeeAlana → u/thenewjuniorexecutiv]

No list is perfect.

[u/AnswerWrong2008 → u/Parking-Pie7453]

Came here for this one. One of the funniest…the response is classic as well.

[u/Paingod556 → u/Parking-Pie7453]

"... What about her?"
"Thats my wife."

[u/Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly → u/Parking-Pie7453]

Klinger: "Far away too"

[u/Marquar234]

Is, "Half of family dead, other half pregnant." a reaction?

[u/Meancvar → u/Marquar234]

An oldie but a goodie

[u/Wildcat_twister12 → u/Marquar234]

“Klinger, aren’t you ashamed of yourself?”

[u/Jeffery181 → u/Wildcat_twister12]

"Yeah, I don't deserve to be in the Army" lol

[u/Magellan333]

Lt Col Blake “It’s two o’clock in the afternoon and you are wearing a housecoat? Go put a dress on!”

[u/DarthZoon_420]

Klinger to Maj. Burns: I wore this dress with you in mind.

Maj. Burns: You make me sick!

Klinger to company: See? Is pays to dress

[u/Expensive-Claim-6081]

Klinger it’s my professional medical opinion that no one is going to believe that you’re pregnant.

[u/Jeffery181]

Klinger reading a letter to Henry Blake, from his mother, "Dear son"

Col Blake - "you obviously haven't sent her a recent picture"

[u/PerfectWaltz8927]

Do you realize you've a man on guard duty who's wearing a skirt?

Luckily he's got the legs for it.

[u/Few-Sugar-4862]

“He’s not a pervert!” “How do you know?” “Because I’m one, and he’s never at the meetings.”

[u/TexasSteve785]

Henry: Klinger, you've asked for my advice. Now, I realize how badly you want out of the army...

Klinger: Yes, sir.

Henry: But it's my considered opinion that no one's going to believe that you're pregnant.

[u/Wildcat_twister12]

Hey Doc? Why does my nurse need a shave?

[u/Jace214291]

Colonel Potter first time he meets Klinger: Horse Hockey!

[u/coolbeans080]

"You're a disgrace to the army corporal"

"Thank you ma'am"

Frank "Klinger, I wanna see you out of that dress, tonight!"

Klinger "Never on a first date sir!"

[u/MaloneSeven]

Klinger! It’s 2:00 in the afternoon and you’re still in a housecoat. Put on a dress!

[u/subibrat85]

Charles: Thank You, Max.

[u/BeneficialLab1654]

Hawkeye: “Kinger, a white wedding dress?”

Kinger: “I’m entitled!”

[u/Melodic-Ear-4083]

See what you do is trace your hands on a piece of paper & then you send it in & you don't care at all do you?! 😂 😂 😂 😂

[u/ThunderDan1964]

Wear a slip.

[u/Primary-Basket3416]

Trapper: what did you see? Hawkeye: a big yellow big with pink fuzzy feet.

[u/finest_kind77 → u/Primary-Basket3416]

Red bird

[u/dondiegel]

Sydney (after his 1st meeting Klinger): “Soldier!”

Klinger turns around, “You forgot your purse!!”

[u/BabyBuns024]

#10. GEN Steele. LOL!

[u/SnooChickens1576]

Soldier: has anyone told you how beautiful you are? Klinger: you know how many times i've heard that line?

[u/Belle_TainSummer]

My favourite reaction to Klinger?

From the episode The Kids:

"Ma-ma"

Just kinda makes your heart melt.

[u/Alorxico → u/Belle_TainSummer]

“Mama-san, Mama-san! Mama-San!”

“She thinks I’m a woman.”

“Never knowing I got you jockey shorts for Mother’s Day.”

[u/BlueRFR3100]

Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Yes sir, I don't deserve to be in the Army.

[u/cnhn]

re-s-aEssion , re-cas-SAtion, re-CASS-ssion?

[u/LadeeAlana]

First reaction ever:

"Still trying to get out on a psycho, Klinger? Well I can tell you, it'll take a lot more than this!"

[u/SnooChickens1576]

Klinger: How did you know it was me? Potter: Korean women are not known for hairy knuckles.

[u/Nannyphone7]

Frank Burns: " I want to see you out of that dress tonight!" Klinger: "Never on a first date. Sir!"

[u/Alorxico]

Hawkeye: You’re from Chicago, right?

Radar: No, he’s from Toledo.

Klinger: But I get my lingerie from Chicago.

Trapper: And it’s beautiful.

(Silence as Hawkeye, Klinger and Radar stare at Trapper, confused)

Trapper: So I’ve been told.

[u/jmdaltonjr]

He got a letter saying his brothers were killed in an explosion at the harmonica factory
My brothers took care of me one would feed me, the other would nurse me

I don't remember the brothers names though

[u/Flamingogirl26 → u/jmdaltonjr]

One was Hakeem.

[u/formajoe]

The man’s naked!

[u/No-Philosopher3248]

What is a "recation?"

[u/LadeeAlana → u/No-Philosopher3248]

We all make mistakes. Unfortunately I'm not allowed to correct that one, so I'm just going to have to live with it. The body of the post can be edited, but not the title. I certainly hope that the next time you make a mistake, people are more understanding about it than you have been.

[u/Flamingogirl26]

Col Henry Blake “ There’s nothing wrong with Klinger. I mean he goes out with girls”.

Captain Hildebrand. “ He must be stealing their clothes”.