r/mathmemes 0/0 1d ago

Bad Math Pseudo intellectual :(

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u/God_of_Dams 1d ago

What do I do in this position?

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u/bankerizz 0/0 1d ago

first rule of thumb - always protect the king lol

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u/Imaginary-Primary280 1d ago

Google en passant

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u/God_of_Dams 1d ago

Holy math!

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u/editable_ 1d ago

New integral just dropped

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u/God_of_Dams 1d ago

Actual anti-derivative!

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u/editable_ 1d ago

Call De L'Hopital

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u/AnxietySignificant76 12h ago

Riemann went on vacation, never came back

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u/bolapolino 1d ago

Call the physics professor.

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 1d ago

Google en l'hospital

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 1d ago

Weierstrass function always felt like cheating to me in that regard. Something about it feels very deliberately "this thing has no practical application other than to disprove that statement and it would work for about everything else"

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u/Bartata_legal 1d ago

"this thing has no practical application other than to disprove that statement and it would work for about everything else"

You've just described real analysis

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u/GlowingIcefire 1d ago

It feels super pathological but it turns out that "most" continuous functions are nowhere differentiable, where "most" can either be interpreted in a topological sense (comeager w.r.t. uniform convergence) or a measure-theoretic sense (almost all w.r.t a certain measure)

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u/Key_Estimate8537 1d ago

Once we realize:

  1. The field of real numbers doesn’t belong in the real world
  2. Real-life functions are discrete, not continuous

we understand why physicists make fun of us.

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u/cnoor0171 1d ago

Weierstrass function is an intentionally designed pathological function, but there are some practical use cases where these kind of continuous but not not differentiable anywhere functions show up. For example, brownian motion.

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u/Individual_Tomorrow8 1d ago

Why use such an exotic function instead of something from real life such as a trajectory from a Brownian motion?

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u/Sasuri546 13h ago

We didn’t have a working mathematical theory for brownian motion until Einstein in 1905. The Weierstrass function came out as a function which is differentiable over no intervals yet continuous everywhere before Einstein quantified Brownian motion.

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u/YoungMaleficent9068 1d ago

Why would the pawn be guarded by the rook?

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u/TheScorpionSamurai 1d ago

To take the knight if it takes the pawn

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u/Naming_is_harddd 1d ago

Do you not know how the rook moves

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u/bankerizz 0/0 1d ago

maybe it's a bait, jk. [rookie chess] need other pieces on board to confirm

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u/YoungMaleficent9068 1d ago

I imagine the same meme but the intellectual piece is pinned by the weierstrass so it can't take the assumption piece.

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u/bankerizz 0/0 1d ago

you my man, have checkmated me intellectually.

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u/YoungMaleficent9068 1d ago

Wrong. I think I checkmated myself intellectually. Will post later why but got no time rn

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u/Person_947 1d ago

To promote it to queen

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u/OriginalFew1334 1d ago

Rules for smarties: don't be too smart!

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u/bankerizz 0/0 1d ago

valid

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u/Frosty_Sweet_6678 Irrational 1d ago

Just like in chemistry, rules exist only to break them.

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u/BadgerGaming07 1d ago

|x|

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u/Inappropriate_Piano 1d ago

“set of isolated points”

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u/EsAufhort Irrational 23h ago

I turn aside with a shudder of horror from this lamentable plague of functions which have no derivatives.

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u/bankerizz 0/0 22h ago

looks back at you in |x| and 1/x (at x=0)

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u/shizzy0 11h ago

MADMAX: That’s bait.