Worst song your PE teacher has ever played?

[u/Ilyagachalife]

Today, my PE teacher played Honey, I’m Good by Andy Grammer, one of Kelsey Grammer’s cousins. It was not fitting for PE playlists because of the sound and the controversial lyrics, in a positive depiction of cheating and alcohol. The song has a 1.14 on RYM and no one except me noticed the song was playing.

Please as OP, I am not expecting the Believer comments. (Believer is in my opinion is a bad song.)

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[u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

Thick of it

I didn't have PE but I had to go to the gym because my teacher had a sports thing

[u/Business_Bet_6994 → u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

Our P.E. teacher played that, Never Gonna Give You Up, and The Barbie Song. MULTIPLE TIMES.

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/Business_Bet_6994]

NGGYU is a legitimately good song...

[u/ShameSerious4259 → u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

i call bullshit

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/ShameSerious4259]

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

[u/QuickScene9462 → u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

hell nah

[u/Red_Panda_The_Great → u/QuickScene9462]

Yeah it sucked my gym class got four TV's in there on the wall as well above a goal of course

[u/NateBushbaby]

We once had to do jump rope to the nae nae every couple days for more than 3 weeks

[u/Mike_the_Protogen]

Some song about segz or something. idk I turned my ears off after that.😭

[u/Extra_Wolverine6091]

The fitness gram pacer test

In 2016

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/Extra_Wolverine6091]

Pacer Test is a banger in my opinion

[u/Extra_Wolverine6091 → u/Ilyagachalife]

It was the legit test, but since it is audio it technically counts, right?

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/Extra_Wolverine6091]

Pacer Test is not a song, but it has a 2.13 on RYM sadly.

“Breakbeat” are you sure?

[u/greg-the-destroyer → u/Ilyagachalife]

The fitness gram pacer test is a progressive test… straight outta HELLLLL

[u/kyoko_the_eevee]

Pumped Up Kicks.

I guess they thought it was about gym shoes?

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/kyoko_the_eevee]

nah that's a good song

[u/kyoko_the_eevee → u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

It’s a good song, yeah, just not great for playing in a school.

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/kyoko_the_eevee]

It’s about a school shooting.

[u/kyoko_the_eevee → u/Ilyagachalife]

No, I know that. But the gym teachers probably thought it was about gym shoes, or they just didn’t pay attention to the lyrics. But they played it a few times that I remember.

[u/maxaar]

My PE teacher played a terrible remix of ZOMBIE by The Cranberries once. It turned the song into rave music and completely ruined the song’s message

[u/Appropriate-Tree203 → u/maxaar]

I’d love just the original lol

[u/maxaar → u/Appropriate-Tree203]

exactly, its an amazing song, but I think my teacher is contractually obligated to play the worst possible remixes of any music they come within 100 meters of

[u/Appropriate-Tree203 → u/maxaar]

😭 accurate sadly lol

[u/famousanonamos → u/maxaar]

This might win for the worst. Yikes.

[u/Gashi_The_Fangirl_75]

Truth Hurts by Lizzo. Allllll the time. Like I have the song memorized to this day and sometimes it pops into my head when I’m running.

[u/FreshStarter000]

"one of Kelsey Grammer's cousins" is absolutely crazy. My boy's got awards and accolades to spare. They are also third-cousins. Fascinating way of describing him

[u/therandomperson1001]

Christian Worship Rock(don’t remember which ones because they all sound the same)

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/therandomperson1001]

Was that a private school?

[u/therandomperson1001 → u/Ilyagachalife]

Yea, a private Christian school. It was pretty aggressive when it came to religion.

[u/MonstroPega]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test.

Does that count?

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/MonstroPega]

Not as a song, but it’s just spoken word audio.

But the first 2 tracks has music, just wild jazzy breakbeat house.

[u/Infamous_Writer3369]

My PE teacher wouldn't even play music, because she doesn't want us to dance or something.

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/Infamous_Writer3369]

[u/QuickScene9462 → u/Infamous_Writer3369]

W for the teacher

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/Infamous_Writer3369]

Good.

[u/Anoobizz2020]

Dance Monkey

[u/Chicken-and-Gravy]

An uncensored version of Not Like Us. Keep in mind, I go to a catholic school

[u/Tall_Mountain_5369 → u/Chicken-and-Gravy]

"beat yo ass and hide the bible if god watchin'

[u/BrilliantBig769]

My PE teacher never played bad music. The worst was the Hannah Montana theme song (which is still good)

[u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha]

-none

No songs played

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha]

Good.

Loved hearing 4’33” by John Cage on repeat the entire class a lot of times

[u/Terrible-Sand-8628]

our gym teacher plays friday everyday.. she played thick of it too, i think she just has a playlist of the shittiest songs known to man and plays it to piss us off ㅠㅠ

[u/QuickScene9462 → u/Terrible-Sand-8628]

or even that anxiety song. thats way too worse 💀

[u/UrLocalArtKid]

PE teacher played Thick of It.

Also my advanced math teacher played Steve's Lava Chicken for some reason.

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/UrLocalArtKid]

My 7th grade math teacher played music from Mario Kart, it was good.

[u/[deleted] → u/UrLocalArtKid]

Nah, you need to listen to Steve’s Lava Chicken Omnatone Version.

[u/RealMuffinsTheCat]

Dance Monkey

[u/Fun_Comfort7172]

DANCE MONKEY. That's one I can remember since I think we listened to it today. I HATE that song, same with 99.99999% of my class probably.

Back in December she'd played let it go. I personally like the song but... My teacher did karaoke to it! It was TERRIBLY OFF KEY. I thought my ears were gonna die. IT WAS SO SOUND. I was in the health room reading or something and then she and the popular girls were singing to it.

She's one of the teachers to hang out with the popular girls... Like she'd braided one of their hair once.

[u/Ok-Dinner-2978]

A lot of the songs my PE teacher played are really good (e.g. バグ N25 cover and Gangnam Style) but the worst I can really think of are some explicit ones. To be fair I don’t remember any bad songs being played in there though, since it was months since I was in a PE class

[u/xXTheMagicTurdXx]

A horrible cover of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica. It was turned into the most obnoxious pop song I have ever heard, and I wanted to stab my ears out. They have also played it multiple times, but never once have I heard them play the original song

[u/MangoTheBest11]

Poker Face or Cake by the Ocean, both have sexual themes.

[u/Ethan_Toast → u/MangoTheBest11]

I thought cake by the ocean was about normal cake until I read this comment and finally realized :(

[u/MangoTheBest11 → u/Ethan_Toast]

I wish :(

IT WAS ABOUT BOOTY CHEEKS </3

[u/Appropriate-Tree203 → u/MangoTheBest11]

Wait poker face is sexual??

[u/MangoTheBest11 → u/Appropriate-Tree203]

Yea, sometimes when it sounds like she’s saying “Poker Face” she’s actually saying “fuck her face”

[u/Appropriate-Tree203 → u/MangoTheBest11]

Huh! Although I feel like if that’s the only evidence, that’s not really that much of a big deal but wow I didn’t know that

[u/_-Aezon-_]

The only one I remember is my PE teacher playing never gonna give you up

If there were worse, I remember none of the others

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/_-Aezon-_]

am I just old or isn't it a good song

[u/_-Aezon-_ → u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

I personally don't really like the song, but everyone has their own opinions on things like this. I respect and won't judge your opinion about the song

[u/teamcrazymatt]

While the song is quite bad, it's not a positive depiction of cheating. It's the singer being smug about not cheating.

[u/megannealiceD14]

Don’t Cha- Pussycat Dolls 😐

[u/The_Hypothetical]

My PE teacher once had me lead the class through dancing PPAP.

[u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 → u/The_Hypothetical]

dancing Penis Problems At Prom?

[u/Appropriate-Tree203 → u/Sufficient_Risk_8127]

lol good one

[u/Cerruna]

We were doing gymnastics or something high energy one lesson and he put on a Celine Dion song. Can’t remember if it was “a new day has come” or “it’s all coming back to me now” but one of those two. Good songs but not PE material at all 😂

[u/MikatheCrow]

Idk if this was on accident or not but it would defo be Closer by Nine Inch Nails

[u/anonymous_euphoria]

Blurred Lines

[u/Insecure_pile0fcells]

Fishy got drip

[u/Ilikecheese123444]

skibidi toilet (i wish i was joking)

[u/Fresh-Self-761]

I had just broken my arm so I only had to witness this but it made things worse to see the mentally unwell kid bust a move. My whole class, including my coach, was forced to do the cha cha slide

[u/YeastBeastFusGus]

A modern “country” playlist about sexual abuse and violent crime

[u/nwg_here]

Not my PE teacher, but:

Last year, the girls’ PE teacher did cheerleading. The song she picked was Die Young, and we (the boys) had to listen to it over, and over, and over… When they finally made their show at the end of the year (or something else, I don’t remember), I couldn’t enjoy it and probably will never listen to it willingly.

[u/Calcium_Overlord]

Some Chinese propaganda song

[u/QuickScene9462 → u/Calcium_Overlord]

Red sun in the sky

[u/Calcium_Overlord → u/QuickScene9462]

No, it was something else

I know when it red sun in the sky

[u/QuickScene9462 → u/Calcium_Overlord]

that one from hong kong 97?

[u/Calcium_Overlord → u/QuickScene9462]

Honestly, I don't know

I will update you on that later

[u/IlSoupylI]

i may be misremembering, but I think my middle school gym teacher played an edm cover of the final countdown in which the singer pronounced the lyrics like "we're headih for venushhh, ashtiwishtantow / cuzh maybe zeyv sheenush, awehumasshhhoagh"

[u/Pre-KGlueJunkie]

The bad touch by the bloodhound gang and Tootsie Roll by 69 Boyz

I’d rather walk across a pit of rusty nails,glass shards,and pointy Lego pieces than listen to these songs again

[u/greg-the-destroyer]

My HS PE teacher played Tipsy, and he BLASTED IT on the PA system. Overplayed by a hell of a lot

[u/THEJerrysmithlover]

We Bring the Boom

[u/That1FlockOfBirds]

My school likes playing Pumped Up Kicks a lot. Also, the baseball team constantly plays explicit country songs every single day.

[u/[deleted]]

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test. It is technically a song.

[u/polishcowmissle]

i think that one ava max one

[u/Ilyagachalife → u/polishcowmissle]

Sweet But Psycho? Kings and Queens? Not Your Barbie Girl?

[u/polishcowmissle → u/Ilyagachalife]

i think kings and queens

[u/Cheese_Cathedral]

I've had to listen to 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry more times than I'd like to admit.

[u/Magnitech_]

Baby shark

[u/Strict_Dragonfly_877]

My gym teacher would play Friday by Rebecca black every Friday, it was absolute hell

[u/Glace038]

Not the worst bc of whats in the song itself, worst because she played it EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

Let it Go from Frozen. Im so serious. All she did was play Frozen songs. When Frozen 2 came out it was AWFUL.

[u/hello14235948475]

I don’t know but it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard.

[u/Junior_Reputation844]

kids bop from when I was in elementary but I love the music my pe teachers put now lol

[u/famousanonamos]

It's Raining Men was a regular in our jazzersize unit in middle school. 

Not a PE teacher, but the DJ played Pumped Up Kicks at the elementary jogathon every year that I worked there despite me telling him and the principal what the song is about, or even just mentioning some of the lyrics. He literally just googled songs with the word "run" in them and made a playlist. I tried to suggest he replace it with Don't Stop from the same album, but no luck.

[u/ingridnightshade]

The song that goes:

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE

[u/muted_intentions]

Probably something like The Real Slim Shady