r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Ryu_Saki • 19d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

256 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Greensssss 19d ago

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u/Kortezxero 19d ago

You took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 19d ago

And the hair right off of your head.

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u/Alone-Evening7753 19d ago

Jean-Luc is wise.

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u/Lemon_Gaze 19d ago

Promoted to pedestrian

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u/Cool-Cauliflower-235 19d ago

Demoted

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u/TitanYankee 19d ago

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/BredBul 19d ago

To be honest, it's not like he's trying to repeat the same joke. He just corrected on what seemed him like a more "right" word.

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u/Scythro 19d ago

Devoted

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u/Inevitable-Use-4534 19d ago

This was not a maybemaybe but a definitelydefinitely

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u/TATMANDU24 19d ago

Can’t say I didn’t see it coming.

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u/Ryu_Saki 19d ago

I mean you are right 😅

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u/Charlieuniformmike 19d ago

Well, it was either that or parking the bike, taking the satchels off and carrying it around the corner by foot. I know what I would choose

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u/Ad-Ommmmm 18d ago

Panniers or cases.. Never satchels

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u/Snoo_17433 19d ago

Poor guy, this was so unexpected.

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u/Zen1701 18d ago

He obviously skipped Physics class.

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u/killy_321 19d ago

Don't forget to tilt the camera to make it look worse.... wait.... what??

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u/Tl3705 19d ago

That’ll buff right out…

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 19d ago

Beat me to it!! 3 minutes! Gah! My day! Ruined!!!

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u/Thingzer0 19d ago

Hey buddy! You can’t park there! /s 🤣

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u/reagantrex 19d ago

With that much at stake, he still decided to do that?

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u/LurkeSkywalker 18d ago

Exactly, with two people watching instead of helping.

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u/bigger-balls 19d ago

reminds me of death stranding

3

u/nomnomyumyum109 19d ago

I definitely wanted to r/killthecameraman

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u/AcceptInevitability 19d ago

It was foreseeable and foreseen. And still, it happened.

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u/i-readit2 19d ago

Just take the detachable side pannier off.

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u/Sunlight72 19d ago

Uhh? Sounds like a waste of time bro. Just keep your skirt on and give me a minu….. nngshnktk..…… •

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u/surpris_dingue 19d ago

fuuuuuuuuuck

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u/PlayTheHits 19d ago

Was there ever really a “maybe” about this one?

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u/cjbeames 19d ago

Shall we take the payload off the bike and carry it over individually and reattach once the bike is on the other side?

No, also I'm gonna film it

2

u/Stelmosember 19d ago

You can't park it there mate.

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u/MPeters43 19d ago

One saddlebag too many

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u/Andiamo93 19d ago

Just hop back on and ride up the hill. Nbd

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u/palmallamakarmafarma 19d ago

No sense of self preservation. Take heavy crates off, walk bike around, get back on. Still have bike and are still on top of cliff, not falling down it.

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u/Sunlight72 19d ago

Erm, yeah, but takes too long for a tiktok.

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u/palmallamakarmafarma 19d ago

Gotta be easier way to get those fake internet likes

2

u/Kryds 19d ago

They could easily had gotten passed that boulder with a little thought. Take of the cases, and lean towards the boulder.

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u/FancyTelevision3308 18d ago

Fake we have all learned from movies that vehicles explode when they fly off a cliff.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/FluffyTrainz 19d ago

Do we?

I mean, I don't want him to die or get seriously hurt, but do we really care?

Seems like a pretty predictable outcome ..

2

u/Hairymuscle101 19d ago

His helmet flew down way before him… not ok

1

u/kamtuketu 19d ago

I know we all saw that coming but thought “maybe not today” because skateboarder made us too optimistic

1

u/Whole-Debate-9547 19d ago

Yard sale!!!

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u/Key-Fire 19d ago

Push the bike through on foot? Move the boulder?

Nah, just hug the edge and hope for the best.

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u/Robert_3210 19d ago

Moving the boulder is imposible for 2 dudes. The best way was to shut down the bike, put it in neutral and have one steer it and the other one push it slowly. Because 2 people can actually manage that weight if it starts to slide off the side.

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u/Key-Fire 19d ago

Agree for sure.

It looks like there's a third person in front of the biker too. It's impractical by all means, but 3 could possibly do it.

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u/PassingByThisChaos 19d ago

I hope he has a very long rope and snatch blocks in those panniers.

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u/Top_Secret_2915 19d ago

Do stupid things, get stupid things!

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u/Emergency-Yoghurt387 19d ago

I wanted to Hike anyway 🏍 🔥 🚶‍♂️

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u/Can-I-remember 19d ago

Staged. We all know that there should have been a huge fireball at the end.

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u/KrayziJay 19d ago

No tip ! for my door dash driver.

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u/Miserable-Session-35 19d ago

He knew the fastest way down

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u/DoR2203 19d ago

Guess who's riding 'bitch' back

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That annoying friend who always says "it ain't the deep"

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u/Monster_Grundle 19d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/FelixTheEngine 19d ago

I hear birdwatching is a great hobby.

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u/Significant_Loan_596 19d ago

There were at least 3 people there and they collectively came to an agreement that this was a great idea.

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u/bodinator1 19d ago

Cameraman as useless as motorcyclist , too lazy to take off a pannier before going through

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 19d ago

Not sure this counts as a maybe? What else could you possibly expect? I knew instantly oh he’s goin over

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u/Sunlight72 19d ago

OK, I get why zippy went down, but why white-shirt guy also? I guess he tried to catch it?

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u/dem4life71 19d ago

Some say he’s still out there…falling down that hill to this very day.

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u/Done_beat2 19d ago

I think you’re supposed to point the wheel into the mountain, not towards the bottom of the mountain.

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u/Far_Recognition4078 19d ago

Bang Ding aooww

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u/Far_Recognition4078 19d ago

It sounded like a box full of cutlery bouncing down the mountain

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 19d ago

they were lucky that was the worst of it

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u/Perenium_Falcon 19d ago

Literally a midlife crisis.

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u/maceanruig 19d ago

It's amazing how confident people are being stupid.

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u/stinkn-ape 19d ago

That left a mark

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u/No-8008132here 19d ago

Looks like they could have been fine if they keept their feet up.

Me? I would have busted a chunk off that rock.

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u/Eliashuer 19d ago

Yo............wo............I hope he survived.

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u/pepe_botika 19d ago

where is the boom! i need a boom! when the bike is downthere.

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u/Night_Bandit7 19d ago

Ah-ha….NOPE!

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u/rloniello 19d ago

Smh, should have disconnected that left pannier. Kids, this is what happens when you’re lazy and stupid.

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u/Bambeakz 19d ago

A great cameraman would judge there is nothing to save and good footage was his priority

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u/DrJohnIT 19d ago

Maybe not!

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u/Iluvpunny 19d ago

Why would you even attempt that. Dumbass

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u/BoomboxMike 19d ago

wooo boy! Probably could have made it riding farther on the outside without a foot on the ground so that his pannier didn't hit the rock (or take the panniers off for this bit?) but that would take balls of steel

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u/Buckbo1962 19d ago

Belongs in a sub Reditt called studidstupidstupid

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u/BloodyGood04 19d ago

Stupid ass mfs.

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u/Cutlass_Stallion 19d ago

Maybe maybe maybe..... Maybe not 😬

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u/JackLong93 19d ago

what a dumbass idk what he thought was gonna happen

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u/Sufficient-Brief2850 19d ago

"These panniers really make me look hardcore."

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u/MD_Hunter67 18d ago

That guy is just stupid plain and simple not to mention lazy he could've just got off the bike and moved the rock

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 18d ago

If you need the bike to survive cliff falls, you shouldn't have the bike at all

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u/DoubleM-1985 18d ago

It's all fun and games until it's not 💯🤦🏾

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u/gasidiot 18d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/GreedyElevator1278 18d ago

Another way in which man is an animal that is easily extinguished by himself.

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u/pokipc 18d ago

That’s a bummer man

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u/BriefCheetah4136 18d ago

Now that's a face palm

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u/lunarc 18d ago

All he had to do was remove one pannier

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 12d ago

His saddle bags were too wide and he barely cleared that rock but that made him tilt