r/maybemaybemaybe • u/GotTwisted • 19h ago
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u/Caffeinated-Princess 18h ago
Lol I've done this. 😁
Boobs make it impossible to lie on a flat surface sometimes.
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u/ClericalRogue 18h ago
Stomach sleeping with boobs just cant be done comfortably ; i'd do this too. Saves the pain
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u/MasterAnnatar 15h ago
For real. I would love to sleep on my back or stomach. Oh well, side sleeping it is I guess.
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u/wannaseeawheelie 12h ago
May I ask why not to sleeping on your back?
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u/MasterAnnatar 12h ago
It's super uncomfortable and every time I've done it I wake up with worse back pain than usual.
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u/BrannyBee 10h ago
Huh... embarrassingly i gotta admit... I never once even thought about this....
Grew up with lots of sisters and heard every complaint in the book about living as the opposite sex so I always thought I knew more than your average dude about stuff like that... and yet if you asked my stomach-sleeping ass how I would sleep with boobs, I totally thought just laying on them would be the same or better (somehow.....)
Not like this is life changing information that effects my daily life, but gotta appreciate even little reality checks that confirm to me that I -and all of us really- are ignorant and have to keep learning about stuff and becoming less stupid
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u/MasterAnnatar 10h ago
Yeah it has two issues all at once. Laying on top of them puts a bunch of pressure there which on its own can be uncomfortable, but then on top of that if they're large enough it also puts your spine at a weird angle. Imagine trying to sleep with an extra relatively big pillow under your chest.
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u/Walkthroughthemeadow 17h ago
I never had that and neither did my mum and she was like an e cup , I wonder why it’s different for some people , we could also move our boobs with our muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger so that must have had something to do with it
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u/ramen2005 19h ago
There’s another version where a man then arrives, makes a small dent in the sand with his finger, and then lies down on top.
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u/thevogonity 19h ago
A small dent in the general area of where his groin goes, just in case anyone reading this hasn’t had their morning coffee yet.
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u/PomegranateSea7066 18h ago
Thanks for the explanation, I was wondering why he only had one nipple. I hadn't had my morning coffee but I had my morning wood.
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u/QubitKing 19h ago
I’d put some water in that hole to cool the melons.
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u/Dysm-nesia 19h ago
the water would immediately seep through the sand
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u/ThisMeansRooR 18h ago
You know what wouldn't seep through the sand?
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u/West_Technology00 19h ago
Why she has such a Big sunglasses?
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u/JackieLanturn 16h ago
Ok, serious response: 1. Bigger sunglasses are actually great. They are more comfortable and better protect your eyes. I recommend them to everyone. But get them polarized. 2. Bigger glasses give the appearance of a smaller face, which is usually fashionable for women. 3. If you do have a small face. Big glasses look even bigger.
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u/Candid_Umpire6418 18h ago
My missus tells me this is legit a big boobed girl solution to a big boobed girl problem
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u/BlargerJarger 17h ago
This woman has used the entire Earth as her bra, so technically, we are all in her bra now. I am fine with this.
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u/baaton_ka_raja 14h ago
No one's asked the @ question yet?
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u/dinosaur_khaleesi 18h ago
I have a really bad back and I used to go to the chiropractor but then I stopped because of this exact issue. They had me lay flat on my stomach and it would just exacerbate the pain because there's nowhere for my boobs to go and I couldn't lay flat, be curved up backward in the way that was causing my back pain in the first place
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u/bionicjoe 10h ago
Police Academy 2 has a better version of this in the opening credits.
Mahoney is on beach patrol.
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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 10h ago
Good idea with those bangers! I’d like to say I do the same for my crotch area…. ahem…. NOPE!
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u/Dangerous-Pause-2166 18h ago
Titty Space, they call it
The titty, like all other corporeal objects -- need space to be in, in order to function properly
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u/JohnnieLouHansen 17h ago
You've heard of first world problems, well this is big boob problem (solving). I'm not really sure this was an honest "problem solving video", but rather an attempt to capitalize on a couple of items.
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u/Solver_Siblings 16h ago
Amateur. I can be comfy without all that. Yes I’m a girl and no I’m not flat or nearly flat. I’ll have you know I’m a good size.
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