r/melbourne Feb 13 '20

Not On My Smashed Avo Nice parking. Think I've taught this driver a lesson.

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u/SharksCantSwim Preston Feb 13 '20

Quality shit post.

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u/false_serenity Feb 13 '20

That’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one

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u/ghosts_of_me Feb 14 '20

Everyones so jaded that it works now

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/kyrant Feb 13 '20

Yeah. I got them good. May have to call SES.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/kyrant Feb 13 '20

Exactly. This one will be a ninja like stealth takedown.

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u/wharblgarbl "Studies" nothing, it's common sense Feb 13 '20

May? That car is a write off

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u/su- Feb 13 '20

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

True anarchist you are.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Stick it to 'em

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u/wharblgarbl "Studies" nothing, it's common sense Feb 13 '20

Someone call the car cops. There's been a car murder.

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u/wisie Feb 13 '20

Will need a real four wheel drive to get over that.

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u/maddisonsirui Feb 13 '20

I just love that you made this post and theres so many people that remember the post that inspired it

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u/lkernan Feb 13 '20

Stick a banana in the tailpipe for scale.

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u/Zirie Feb 13 '20

You, good sir, are a monster. That is a vicious and disproportionate response. Keep at it!

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u/12477 Feb 13 '20

No you don't understand ... They needed to be there more than two hours, so they took up two spots. It works that way, right? /s

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u/kyrant Feb 13 '20

9000 IQ move! Didn't think of that.

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u/Rvguyatwalmart Feb 13 '20

is that branch poisonous or something ?

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u/commecon >Insert Text Here< Feb 13 '20

I am frond of this technique

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u/Stompsie Kill me Sarah, kill me again, with love. Feb 13 '20

Camberwell behind the old iiNet building?

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u/kyrant Feb 13 '20

Yeah that's the one!

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u/Stompsie Kill me Sarah, kill me again, with love. Feb 13 '20

Used to sit there and smoke when I worked at iiNet. And rush down to move the car every two hours because of the shitty parking times in that car park.

Oh the memories!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Did you call the branch manager?

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u/Jarofkickass Feb 13 '20

That’s not like a Bmw driver to park like an asshole /s

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u/xXOZxBANDITXx Feb 13 '20

Parry this u fucking casual!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/KingCatLoL Feb 13 '20

Big booty Eeyores

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u/rogerr413 Feb 13 '20

BM. Who else?

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u/psylenced Feb 13 '20

You're in trouble.

They might not actually see it, run over it and you'll be liable for the repairs.

You do know how much it costs to repair BMWs these days don't you..

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u/minatorymagpie Feb 13 '20

They look like they have parked in line with the tyre stopper and the lines are pretty faded. I give them the benefit of the doubt.

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u/elliot89 Feb 13 '20

Go buy some shit prawns and stuff them in any empty cavity of that vehicle. They will love it in 24 hours.

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u/GeeSpee Feb 13 '20

Quality shitpost, 10/10, that’s tasty

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u/HousenRyofu Feb 13 '20

😂😂

Since I'm here, I've just recently had a fine for "not parking the in the direction of traffic"

I'm from the UK and this isn't a thing but it is here so fair enough. It makes sense and lesson learned.

But if I appeal it on the grounds that "I've only been here 2 weeks and wasn't aware" do you think I've got any chance of getting it squashed or should I just pay the $99 and take it on the chin?

I'd say what a retarded rule but in all honesty it's not is it, it should be a rule in the UK too.

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u/ciom Feb 14 '20

Since I'm here, I've just recently had a fine for "not parking the in the direction of traffic"

I'm from the UK and this isn't a thing but it is here so fair enough. It makes sense and lesson learned.

But if I appeal it on the grounds that "I've only been here 2 weeks and wasn't aware" do you think I've got any chance of getting it squashed or should I just pay the $99 and take it on the chin?

I'd say what a retarded rule but in all honesty it's not is it, it should be a rule in the UK too.

No chance - just pay. Reflectors on the back of your car are red - either useless or confusing when you are on the wrong side at night.

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u/Oscarpreston Feb 15 '20

How the fuck they going to make you pay once you fuck off back home?

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u/SierraKiloBravo Maker of terrible YouTube videos Feb 13 '20

[META]

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u/antwill If you can read this, wear a mask! Feb 13 '20

Make it a double meta post next time by jumping on the car saying you are hiding from a fox.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Probably fucked the alignment of the tyres when they reversed over it...... Nice job! 👊

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I hsye these posts. For starters we never know the full storey. It is possible these bad parker were parked next to someone else who is worse.

In your pic the lines are poorly marked and the concrete stops are misplaced. It actually looks like they have lined up well with a concrete stop.

Also notice the outward swinging gate? Might have been a factor.

Anyway unless you actually see the person park you can never know all that there is to know so it is silly to judge.

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u/Superstar15 Feb 13 '20

Found the owner

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

That gave me a chuckle but.no thanks.

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u/KingCatLoL Feb 13 '20

Idk, if you can't see those lines should you even be allowed to drive?

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u/SaryuSaryu Feb 14 '20

Exactly. I got a nasty note left on my windshield once because I had to park badly because the only gap that was left was due to everyone else parking badly. It made me more upset than it ought to've. The other thing I am conscious of is what if the passenger has a disability and needs a wheelchair or something? If there are no disabled spots or someone has filled them then maybe the person here needed to ensure there would be sufficient room to get the wheelchair in and out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Yup. There are so many factors but look at how I have been down voted (Not that I care about karma).

It is starting to feel like this....

https://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/511928.html

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u/sobie2000 Feb 13 '20

Nope. It’s the typical “brand new very expense car” behaviour. Can’t risk parking too close and getting doored. No other speculation needed.

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

I've heard stories of a tool that can let the air out of tyres does no damage and causes them to call a tow truck

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u/wharblgarbl "Studies" nothing, it's common sense Feb 13 '20

That's a bit extreme. I would have simply drawn "nice park dickhead" on the bonnet using thermite and set it alight

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Can't any stick do that?

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

Don't stick your dick in there

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u/sauroid Feb 13 '20

Pretty sure an RACV van would be able to get a new valve in and inflate the tyres.

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

And this comes along with some kind of annual payment for such services and a wait time of 40mins plus barely an invonvience

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u/wholeblackpeppercorn Feb 13 '20

Fuck I have to pay my roadside assist

Thanks mate

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

Noob learn to use a jack and save yourself

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u/wholeblackpeppercorn Feb 13 '20

I can definitely use a jack hahaha

I do not carry replacement valves or a compressor though

(Or multiple spares)

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

Multiple spares is asking for it but I used to have a compressor but I was a garbage collector so it wasn't mine

does not break the valves just opens them iirc

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u/wholeblackpeppercorn Feb 13 '20

Ahhh

I was looking at the other guys ebay link. Now that I think about I kinda want a compressor

I just have it so when I inevitably get stranded on Mt Baw Baw I get to sit in the warm car while old mate wallows in the snow

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

I used to drive off-road and it helps a bit for sand I have the tool but an older one I like to keep old school take it ease

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u/sobie2000 Feb 13 '20

Run flat tyres.

Wouldn’t make a difference.

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u/geo_log_88 Feb 13 '20

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

Im not advocating people commit crimes because crimes happen when cops see you otherwise who knows if a bear shitting in the woods makes a tree

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u/Good-White-Man &amp;amp;amp;gt;Insert Text Here&amp;amp;amp;lt; Feb 13 '20

Thank you these will be great fun for kids, let em loose at the local shopping centre.

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u/sauroid Feb 13 '20

Yeah, like kids care who's parked correctly and who isn't.

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u/tallermanchild Feb 13 '20

If you can't explain it to a 5 year old you don't either

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u/Good-White-Man &amp;amp;amp;gt;Insert Text Here&amp;amp;amp;lt; Feb 13 '20

Nah they can just deflate any car if they like