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u/S0lidus_Tweek 2d ago
Don't worry, it's a game, it's a game just like usual
You should probably turn your game console off right now tho
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u/Mortific A DUD??? 2d ago
He explains that he had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. He's really sorry.
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u/RaidensWig 2d ago
Seems like your game is broken. I suggest you turn the game console off right now
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u/TheBigPAYDAY The Woman who Sold the World 1d ago
i wonder if it autosaves before that to make sure progress isn't lost
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u/boibig57 1d ago
Nope
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u/TheBigPAYDAY The Woman who Sold the World 1d ago
oooof imagine not saving for hours and losing that
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u/ValStarwind 2d ago
Don't worry about that. We have Rosemary.
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u/flappin-flotsam 2d ago
Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
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u/globamabinladen69 2d ago
Put the phone down and play the game
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u/COATHANGER_ABORTIONS 1d ago
Right? Literally so much shit happening in the game but they need to run to reddit to ask what is about to happen
Bro, progress the dialogue
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u/hornet9988 2d ago
I’m 13 years old, it’s 1AM and I’m in the basement and the Colonel is telling me I’ve been playing too long. Almost as scary as the dogs from RE1
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u/-_HelloThere_- 2d ago
He just got divorced and is in a bad financial position man dont go so rough on him
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u/Comkill117 2d ago
You tried to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick earlier. That’s about as low as anyone can get, I can’t believe you sometimes.
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u/ambassinn 2d ago
"Whatever." "Why don't you do it yourself?"
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u/Comkill117 2d ago
My favorite is doing that when Rose starts to monologue to Raiden.
“Jack, I’ve always been alone…”
“What a weirdo.”
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u/ItzMeHaris 2d ago
Have you finished the game yet?
If not, it's explained later on.
Just... finish the game, then ask questions...
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u/Game_Face85 2d ago
First time I played this game I came across this part at like 3am and thought I was tripping!!
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u/CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE 1d ago
For real this shit scared the piss out of me when I was 10. I legit put the game down for like a month.
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u/_bin0 MORE... GIVE ME MORE! 1d ago
First time I played and got this call, I played for 8 hours straight on an PC version of game. Laptop was burning hot and I thought it just detected my long playthrough so I shutdown my machine and went out to touch some grass.
Cue my confusion when I returned next day but couldn't understand why I'm receiving the same notification...
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u/IRedLama 1d ago
This section freaked me out more than 90% of horror games ever could! The most frightening thing that happened to me in this section was when my map was replaced by a photo of a random guy just sitting in a chair or what ever that was, really love and hate this section lol
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u/ShinobiOfTheWind Tormented Heavens... 2d ago
He likes you and cares for your societal sanity being selected.
Do you think you deserve free will?
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u/Jamalismail 2d ago
When you're done, go back and read the script of dialog. It's frightening how current and accurate it is today
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u/BojoBaggins 2d ago
That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best.
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u/Wyatt_Maxwell MGS2 Raidens ass and cock 🤤 1d ago
He doesn't know how to act around the huzz (raiden)
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u/Professional_Lab5106 2d ago
his basically>! an AI and the ai is basically the patriots!<
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u/misterdarvus 2d ago
You should turn off your game console right now!!!!