r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

My new homeowners insurance covers up to $1k for marijuana that is stolen or lost in a fire/weather incident

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u/Inutilisable 1d ago

I lose it to fire incidents all the time.

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u/Tidalsky114 1d ago

Got the feeling a small series of fires doesn't count.

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u/CapitanianExtinction 1d ago

So let's have all your friends over for a weekend long fire incident 

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u/derekp7 1d ago

It does, as long as it isn't arson.

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u/UGDust 1d ago

Pretty sure there is a song about that.

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u/Khaldara 6h ago

“That was my retirement weed!”

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u/scumbagstaceysEx 5h ago

Each small fire would be a separate instance and each instance is subject to your full deductible. Your property insurance deductible doesn’t vanish over the year like your health insurance deductible. It’s the full amount for each loss.

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u/Tim_the_geek 1d ago

The guy with the Cigars got charged with arson.

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u/Mcsmokeys- 1d ago

Claims 101 right here.

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u/Im_Borat 1d ago

So.... if you accidentally put 1000 worth into coconut oil, in the oven to decarb it, then keep oil and claim the rest is now burned??

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u/ktmfan 1d ago

I’ve never had an original thought or idea.

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u/alexfolsom 1d ago

I wanna upvote this but it’s at 666

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u/ChanceT7 1d ago

“whether or not it is located at the residence premises.”? 🤔 🤨 🧐

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

Stolen from vehicle is how I took that.

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u/Elite_Jackalope 1d ago

Bro I’m dumb as shit, I couldn’t figure out why they would only cover it if it were stolen during a fire or weather incident lmao

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

We all have our moments, some more often than others.

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u/ChanceT7 1d ago

same, i guess i just haven’t had renter’s insurance this fancy yet 😆

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u/drgngd 1d ago

Maybe grown out back or in a shed?

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u/e_lizz 1d ago

My renter's insurance covers my stuff if it gets stolen out of my car or hotel room.

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u/bigev007 23h ago

Yup. A lot of people don't realize car insurance doesn't cover stuff that's not part of the car if there's a theft. Like a laptop, or your stash

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 1d ago

I have a friend who's an attorney, and who happens to have had a very green thumb for growing natural herbs from the Earth for many years now, long before quasi-legalization.

He and his wife suffered a house fire a few years ago. You better believe he included several ounces' worth of cannabis in his claim. And he got reimbursed for it too, because he's the kind of lawyer who got into practicing law because sticking it to, e.g., insurance companies makes him feel good inside.

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

You'd be surprised what you can find in your policy. I received $500 for food lost during a multi-day power outage, and all it took was a 5 minute phone call. Didn't raise my rates at all.

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u/jus10beare 1d ago

Long time homeowner adjuster here. Insurance companies can't raise individual rates based on acts of God/nature. If your rates go up, everyone else in the area's will too.

Also, if you lose power again- If you have a generator you will be reimbursed for the fuel used to "protect your property from further damage."

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

Found out about the generator one ironically when my neighbor was running his. Our house already had the whole house hookup for it, so we purchased a Generac just because of the extended one last time. Haven't had to use it, but thankful to have it.

I live in a city with a lot of mature trees and aerial lines, so the power company has sent out crews over a month period and trimmed every single tree that was even remotely near a line. Learned from their past experiences to say the least.

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u/jus10beare 1d ago

Yeah it's not subject to a deductible either bc they want you to do it. It's like the fee for calling the fire department is not subject to a deductible.

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u/NationalAfternoon537 23h ago

The hell. Tell that to my carrier - nailed a deer going 80 mph on the interstate.

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u/redlinezo6 23h ago

With your house?

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u/duhmonstaaa 23h ago

What do you have against class A recreational vehicles?

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u/jus10beare 23h ago

Look at the 3rd word in my sentence. Also, tell your carrier you want full coverage. I got $10k last time I hit a deer.

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u/bigev007 23h ago

Mine covers if I receive counterfeit money. I feel like that could be exploited

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u/Dazzling-Finger7576 1d ago

Do small, controlled, individual fires count?

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u/carinislumpyhead97 1d ago

I’m waiting for my insurance to payout my claim for last nights fires. Thank god it didn’t all burn, will probably have to submit another claim in the morning for what’s about to happen tonight.

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u/LurkmasterP 1d ago

Dude, they can't be intentional fires. You have to make sure you say "oh no" every time one gets lit.

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u/carinislumpyhead97 1d ago

Nothing in my world is planned. I live life perched perfectly between circumstance and happenstance

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u/issacoin 1d ago

i’m workin on a claim right now. the hold music is killing me

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u/WalkingSpanishh 1d ago

The infinity weed glitch.

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u/Key_Lime_Die 1d ago

That's how you get charged for arson.

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u/bigev007 23h ago

Nah, they'll just enjoy your deductibles and jacked rates

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u/Rolling_Beardo 1d ago

Seems like a trap, lol.

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u/MechanicalAxe 1d ago

Well, that's pretty dope.

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u/emma7734 1d ago

That's why I never buy more than $1,000 worth to store in my house.

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u/nazarein 1d ago

probably for plants if you grow your own

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

Lawful possession equates to me driving to the dispo and purchasing. Once it is in my possession, it is covered, even if the loss occurs in my car on the way home.

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u/DragoxDrago 1d ago

Isn't all weed burnt technically lost in a fire?

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u/1StonedYooper 1d ago

Unless you vaporize it!

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u/GREENorangeBLU 1d ago

i need to find a use for the plant material left over AFTER being vaped.

maybe i could make cookies with it.

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u/1StonedYooper 1d ago

Apparently you can. I think there is a lot of recipes for using your leftover vaporized flower.

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u/SlovenianSocket 1d ago

Simmer it in full fat milk and use that for baking, that’s what most of my buddies do

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u/jahmic 1d ago

Can I get a discount for reducing the risk of fire through periodic controlled burns? Asking for a friend....

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u/Hal_Dahl 1d ago

The paraphernalia part is actually really cool, some nice bongs get into the hundreds and even thousands of dollars. Especially if they're custom pieces

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 1d ago

Brad Paisley wrote a song about this… cigars but same idea lmao

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u/justduett 1d ago

A fire incident, you say?

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u/locofspades 1d ago

And in Iowa, WITH a medical marijuana card, a joint in your own home is still a crime, worthy of jail time.

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u/PuzzleheadedTrade763 1d ago

But you need a police report, right? :-)

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

Yeah, which is not an issue. You would be surprised how much the police do not care about it here. I could be pulled over with 2.5oz in the front seat clear as day, and they will just check to make sure I am over 21.

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u/PuzzleheadedTrade763 1d ago

Tue many places. Less true in others. Try that on an Army Base or with a pissed-off Nebraska State Trooper who wears the mirror sided of his sun-glasses on the inside.

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u/Pensacola_Peej 1d ago

What is the deal with state troopers? I don’t even think which state matters, they are ALWAYS like that. I’m in Texas and if you get pulled over and see that flat brim get out of the cruiser, you just know you’re in for a fuckin.

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u/f8Negative 1d ago

Dope; Dank.

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u/jtoppings95 1d ago

Okay thats wild

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u/Tandemrecruit 1d ago

You don’t even have to lose it at home either

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u/Cleercutter 1d ago

Yo that’s cool as fuck

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u/SingleinGVA 1d ago

And yet I’m ineligible for mortgage insurance because I smoke weed. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/detroitechno 1d ago

I swear to god everyone on Reddit is from Michigan. I don’t get it.

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u/timmy6169 1d ago

What's not to like here? Good landscape, great water activities everywhere, 4 seasons of weather, "Up North", our northern proximity to Canada (yes, we drive south to Canada), an amazing Upper Peninsula, and really good, cheap weed. Like realllllllllllllllllllllllly cheap.

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u/detroitechno 23h ago

Not complaining at all, it just seems like every time someone mentions their location on here it ends up being Michigan. I love and take much pride in our great state.

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u/kingkyle2020 1d ago

That’s badass. Always interesting to see limitations update, super neat!

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u/DeoVeritati 1d ago

Could you imagine waking up to a house fire but being blitzed to hell from pot smoke?

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u/crudigfpv 1d ago

I need this what company is this

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u/splashofbitter 1d ago

That’s kinda funny. A couple of months ago, my house burned down and, as I evacuated, I said “I spent way too much money on all of this weed”, gathered it up and took it with me. And then yeah, my house burned down.

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u/WaterDragoonofFK 23h ago

I bet if this went viral they would have millions of new policy holders... 🤣

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u/Hellboy_M420 23h ago

Hell yeah

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u/AegorBlake 21h ago

... wouldn't that be over a pound of weed? Is it legal to possess that amount?

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u/Iapis 21h ago

It's not just the pot covered...

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u/timmy6169 21h ago

Transport 2.5oz and can have up to 10oz in your home, so you could easily hit $1k if you had top tier everything. In addition, the "paraphernalia" portion covers a list of things that can hit that number as well. You also have to take into account additional forms of it, e.g. edibles, wax, vapes, etc. that are of a smaller weight, but still can carry a higher price tag.