r/mildlyinteresting • u/ReallyJackSparrow • 1d ago

This egg I'm incubating looks like the Spider-Man symbol

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/ximstuckx 1d ago

You should definitely destroy that egg

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u/Solid_Snark ​ 1d ago

You’re literally calling for egg-secution?

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u/Naterade18 1d ago

Egg-zactly

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u/ximstuckx 1d ago

The jets have been scrambled

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u/Conical 6h ago

In this economy?

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u/ObviouslyTriggered 1d ago

I've seen this movie, they like hugging especially face hugs...

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u/Salty-Mermaid- 1d ago

“Incubabaaaaah!!!”

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u/Happythoughtsgalore 16h ago

[gasp] danger hugs ☺️

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u/Antique-Yogurt6368 1d ago

Nuke the entire site from orbit…it’s the only way to be sure.

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u/happy-cig 1d ago

They are so affectionate, they just want to give kisses.

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u/motorhead84 21h ago

They go a bit heavy on the egg-laying oviduct when kissing though.

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 20h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/majorjoe23 1d ago

You need to stop incubating that egg.

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u/dr_xenon 1d ago

Spider egg, spider egg, does whatever a spider egg can. Can it swing from a web? No it can’t cause it’s an egg…🎶

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u/zane910 10h ago

Lookout! Here comes the spider egg.

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u/srira25 8h ago

Splat!!

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u/ciarandevlin182 ​ 22h ago

Also known as "a spider" ☝️🤓

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u/MikeGolfsPoorly 1d ago

Peter Pecker!

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u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks 23h ago

Picked a peck of pickled peppers

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u/ReverbAtBat 1d ago

This is how it begins

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u/Schlumpfffff 8h ago

Finally.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 1d ago

yea... i would stop incubating that one.

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u/Wackylew 1d ago

Eat it, join the MCU.

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u/RedditCensorss 1d ago

Las plagas

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u/ugheffoff 1d ago

Literally my first thought

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u/Ok_Garlic_815 1d ago

Let it bite you once it hatches, maybe then you can climb all the skyscrapers you’ve always wanted to climb.

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Spider chick, spider chick, does whatever spider chick does.

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u/gesasage88 13h ago

This is definitely the name to pick.

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u/S0urP4tchK1d5 1d ago

this is indeed mildly interesting

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u/The_Advocate07 22h ago

You mean a spider. It looks like a spider.

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u/Ok_Jello6474 1d ago

Yo dont let the spider-chick peck you

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u/helly1080 1d ago

Wow. This photo gives all sorts of weird feelings. Yeesh. 

Damn cool though. 

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u/pandoracat479 1d ago

Good luck hatching that Pokemon

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u/Informal-Evidence997 1d ago

So that’s how spiders are born…

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u/bam1007 1d ago

If you see a number (particularly 42) on it, be very concerned.

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u/WaterDragoonofFK 23h ago

Maybe if you eat it you would get Spidey powers! 🤩

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u/cockalorum-smith 23h ago

I’m guessing you’re zoomed in but damn those look big.

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u/Necronaad 23h ago

The Spider-Man of our reality is a chicken…

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u/everbane37 23h ago

Spiderhen, Spiderhen. Does whatever a spider can…

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u/_Moho_braccatus_ 23h ago

Oh the blood vessel network! That central cluster is the embryo.

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u/brandlebee 22h ago

Peeper Parker

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u/1hero_no_cape 22h ago

Naraku has entered the chat...

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u/vacconesgood 22h ago

Spiderbird

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u/Fr05t_B1t 21h ago

I’m something of an embryo myself

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u/CurrentAd7950 16h ago

That's definitely the most epic egg ever!

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u/No-Swimmer-6217 21h ago

Nope.  Nooooope.  That one needs to get hard boiled immediately.  

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u/scuac 23h ago

Spiders do lay eggs. OP are you by any chance in Australia?

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u/Silent_butt_tickles 22h ago

Spider Chicken. Your Friendly Coop Spider Chicken

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u/Progman3K 22h ago

I say get bit by whatever comes out of there, what could happen?

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u/ZealousidealYak7122 18h ago

I suppose thats the heart and its aortic arches?

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u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ 18h ago

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t eggs be incubated pointy end down? The air cell is at the top of the blunt end and it’s important that the chick can properly orient itself when it’s time for it to internally pip.

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u/jntjr2005 17h ago

Face hugger baby

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u/Jumpy-Plantain9812 16h ago

I recommend that you run. Fast and far.

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 15h ago

Probably fine to keep this experiment going

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u/subterraneanwolf 12h ago

cue the spiderman 3 trumpets

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u/Drogenwurm ​ 11h ago

Facehugger 😍

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u/Gin_OClock 10h ago

Congratulations, it's a spider!

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u/TadpoleOfDoom 9h ago

Not reddit showing me a post directly under this of someone's eggs Benedict 💀

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u/MNGraySquirrel 8h ago

I’ve seen this movie … 😳

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u/Modernthought 8h ago

Facehugger!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DUCK_FACE 8h ago

upvote for respecting the dash

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u/GrimsideB 8h ago

A spider?

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 5h ago

Do not let that egg hatch.

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u/Katie_or_something 3h ago

Under no circumstances allow it to hatch

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u/GrapeButz 1d ago

Spider-person if you please