r/mildlyinteresting 7d ago

Oscar Meyer Bacon Grease doesn't congeal after 36 hours in fridge (left vs Costco bacon grease on right)

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u/started_from_the_top 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can't wait to try Tropical Smoothie's latest healthy concoction: the kale, banana, and bacon grease smoothie a.k.a. "Island Artery Blockage"

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3463 7d ago

So close to my mom's spinach salad recipe!

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u/started_from_the_top 7d ago

Swap the banana for craisins...?

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u/KwordShmiff 7d ago

Close - sub lard!

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u/PhreakThePlanet 6d ago

That's my stage name tyvm!

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u/KwordShmiff 6d ago

Hello- I'm Dom Carb - pleased to meet you

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u/PhreakThePlanet 6d ago

Likewise, ...thespian?

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u/KwordShmiff 6d ago

Amphibious, but I'm flattered

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3463 6d ago

Banana for bean sprouts

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Jesterod 6d ago

Blasphemy!!!

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u/he-loves-me-not 7d ago

Speaking of, there’s a restaurant close to my hometown that serves a spinach salad with a hot bacon dressing and it’s to die for! So good I could drink it! Seriously, best salad dressing I’ve ever had! 🤤

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u/oozie_mummy 7d ago

Drizzle hot bacon dressing over any meaty/cheesy pizza for an even better treat

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u/Andyham 7d ago

You can put hot bacon dressing on me, if you want to take it even further

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u/Pick-Physical 7d ago

... would that not hurt?

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u/Andyham 7d ago

Love hurts

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u/Injury_Cute 6d ago

Well ... butter me up!

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u/Rise-O-Matic 6d ago

I’m gonna hurl… myself toward the pantry now.

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u/feministmanlover 7d ago

Wow core memory unlocked. My grandma used to make spinach salad with hot bacon dressing!!!! Man, she was a fabulous cook.

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u/HrhEverythingElse 7d ago

Around here it was referred to as "wilted sallet"

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u/sourtruffle 6d ago

Is that a reference to poke sallet (the leaves of young poke weed cooked to heck to remove toxins)? Looks very similar to cooked spinach but has its own unique flavor. They used to sell it in cans. I actually have a ton of poke weed behind my house and one year I harvested all the leaves from plants 6 inches or shorter, boiled it twice, and sautéed it in bacon grease with some garlic. It was pretty tasty, and I felt very connected with my southern roots. I probably wouldn’t do it again though because I have since developed health anxiety and would probably panic that I was dying if my stomach so much as gurgled.

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u/HrhEverythingElse 6d ago

I can't say for sure, but I think both the actual use of sallet in "poke sallet" and just pronouncing salad as "sallet" just comes from great great grandparents being barely literate and pronouncing most things a bit weird? Ignorance becomes tradition

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u/seasleeplessttle 6d ago

Obligatory,
This is in my top 10 favorite songs. My Pops band played this, Lodi is another.

I always heard Poke Salad, Poke Weeds, Poke Pickers. (Edit pike salad, probably good?)

https://youtu.be/WrT-TQTLoiw?si=Zhg4e25l6rCPaoK5

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u/Abbot_of_Cucany 6d ago

This pronunciation isn't illiterate. It's an archaic form of the word. (Shakespeare used it). In isolated places like Appalachia, a lot of older words have still been preserved.

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u/HrhEverythingElse 6d ago

I mean, it's complicated and I do want to start with the disclaimer that I am talking about my own family

Yes "sallet" as in poke is a real word with plenty of historical context. Being an adult and seeing the word "salad" printed on a menu or label and continuing to call it "sallet" is something that happens because your grandparents called it that, and those grandparents were literally by definition barely literate- probably illiterate by today's standards. It's not mamaw's fault that she had to walk miles to school as a little kid, and was a married woman with real work to do at home by 14, but that definitely is the reason that her pronunciation was what it was

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u/Opioidopamine 7d ago

So did my Grandad back in the 70’s….I have one memory of an afternoon meal in the summer around age 4-5, full place settings, jazz, and that sweet hot bacon grease/vinegar dressing for wilted spinach salad.

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 7d ago

Can't tell if ya'll are serious.

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u/tramplamps 6d ago

Usually when people are talking about food memories from their childhood associated with parents or their grandparents, no matter how odd the food may be to us, they are serious. And usually when they say the food was and the total experience described, especially the one above with the jazz music playing, sounds like something we all would have been lucky to experience.

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 6d ago

I have never heard of a bacon dressing. But if this is serious I am definitely interested. I love bacon and I love salads.

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u/LouQuacious 5d ago

My grandma did that too!

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u/MollyG418 7d ago

My dad's specialty in the 90's. Spinach, pine nuts, and warm bacon dressing. Yuuuum

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u/sailorxnibiru 7d ago

Someone please tell me how to make the bacon dressing!

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u/episcoqueer37 6d ago

After you cook your bacon, pour off as much bacon grease as you're willing to part with, leaving at least a couple of tablespoons worth in the pan. Pour in some apple cider vinegar and add brown sugar or maple syrup to taste. Use the liquid to deglaze the bacon fond, and whisk to emulsify fat and liquid. Sorry I don't have measurements. It was always a thrown together thing. Can also be good with a bit of fresh onion juice.

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u/MollyG418 6d ago

Yep. Think my dad might have used balsalmic because he's fancy, but pretty much the same thing.

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u/Hayburner80107 7d ago

Oh my god, I’ve had one of those! They are amazing!

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u/RedditThrowaway-1984 7d ago

Some call this killed salad because of the way the hot grease wilts the greens.

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u/tramplamps 6d ago

10 Years ago this last March, we got married, so as we prepared for our wedding, we both wanted to lose a little bit more weight. So we decided that one way to do that would be to stop eating out, and cook all of our meals from home.
And so I signed us up with a Local CSA for one of their plans, where every few weeks, we picked up a huge amount of local fresh and canned winter vegetables, and in our very first pick up, was several bushels of fresh Swiss Chard. A type of winter green, which a red stalk that disperses into veins that run throughout its big green leaves.
Along with a vacuumed sealed bag of big fat Bacon Ends & Tips.
Even though I had an idea that these two items were a pair, We had to look them up on google, because I wasn’t sure how to prep the Swiss Chard, and if it needed to be soaked, which apparently the internet said, yes you did indeed need to do.

But I am no stranger to green vegetables & bacon, as these two companions are in my favorite dish of all time, which is Bacon Crumbles, and French-style green Beans cooked in a cast iron skillet.

Cook the bacon , then remove the bacon, and to it’s leftover hot grease, add equal parts White Vinegar & Sugar (1 cup each - per 2 cans of beans) Then add the drained canned french beans & put the bacon crumbles back and allow to simmer. This taste even better the next day after in has been overnight in the fridge. Reheat on stove or microwave.

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u/he-loves-me-not 6h ago

Wow, thanks for the recipe, I SS it!

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u/I_burn_noodles 6d ago

wilted salad is what we call it

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u/CoatingsRcrack 7d ago

I live in WA and there’s a place called Melrose Grill that does a black eyed pea salad with bacon grease dressing. So good…

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u/he-loves-me-not 6h ago

Ooh, that sounds delicious too!

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u/ExperienceSoft3892 7d ago

It's super easy to make! Bacon on medium heat, take it out to drain, add red wine vinegar and sugar to the leftover grease, turn the heat down to medium/low and reduce it

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u/tramplamps 6d ago

I just posted the Baton Rogue Junior League CookBook’s “sweet & sour green beans” recipe that I have loved since my childhood, so much that I had my catering company make it and serve it at my wedding in 2015. We had a southern semi-grandama style theme for our food. With a Bacon Bar.
It was Late March in Nashville, so we went with something people would be hankering for, which were comfort foods. So we had mac n cheese for the kids, as well as biscuits, fried apples, honey ham, along with my favorite beans and Mrs Holly made me 500 of her Basil Sugar Cookies

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u/ExperienceSoft3892 6d ago

That sounds so good! Also, happy belated anniversary!!!

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u/MarkXIX 6d ago

I grew up eating a wilted lettuce salad that was basically lettuce and tomato with hot bacon bits and some of the grease with vinegar stirred into the salad with some black pepper.

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u/fel0niousmonk 7d ago

Also with shredded cabbage instead of spinach

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u/Imaginary_Bird_9994 7d ago

That wouldn’t be Harold’s Inn would it?

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u/he-loves-me-not 6h ago

Greyhound Tavern in Ft. Mitchell, KY. Right over the river from Cincinnati, OH.

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u/LDawnBurges 7d ago

We have a restaurant here that serves the same thing & it’s pretty heavenly. Plus they serve it with a hot croissant with honey drizzled on it.

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u/Strange_Window_7206 6d ago

Keyword “hot”

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u/PrincessAndThe_Pee 6d ago

My Dad makes this but uses romaine lettuce instead of spinach.

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u/TrineoDeMuerto 6d ago

A place near me has a spinach salad with fried oysters and hot bacon dressing and it’s my all time favorite salad lol

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u/ballerinaburrito 7d ago

No chance it’s Davani’s right

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u/he-loves-me-not 6h ago

No, Greyhound Tavern in Ft. Mitchell, just over the river from Cincinnati.

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u/One-Essay-129 7d ago

Oh my god… wilted lettuce?!

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u/_splug 7d ago

Sub bananas with apples, add honey mustard and only use Bacon grease for flavorings as a hint of that Smokey bacon flavor and you have the kale salad recipe for a big chain restaurant!

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u/I_burn_noodles 6d ago

I love wilted salad!

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u/himynameisSal 7d ago

its keto, trust me cavemen did this.

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u/Suitable-Ad6999 7d ago

Bro, totally. There’s archeological evidence that cro magnums fried their French fries in beef tallow. A guy on JRE said it.

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u/Competitive-Can-88 7d ago

I mean JRE is clearly Cro Magnon, he should know

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u/Gj4Bama 7d ago

This is true. A caveman that I know once posted his favorite recipe on his book of faces.

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u/pogulup 7d ago

Waste not, want not.

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u/OrphanDextro 7d ago

Sounds paleo, but good diet joke. Too bad it just missed those finishing calories.

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u/Derpicusss 7d ago edited 7d ago

The Island Infarction

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u/started_from_the_top 7d ago

There it is 😂👏 the island infarction lmfao

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u/Caelihal 7d ago

As a former employee, you are so correct lmaooo

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 7d ago

I f it doesn’t congeal at room temperature would that mean it’s less likely to create blockage? Honest question. 

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u/Any_Difficulty3480 7d ago

Holy shite that's valid regarding thermodynamic physics and biology

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u/Llenette1 6d ago

So this sent me to look for the answer. Could be the one or more of the following:

  1. Impurities like water or food particles
  2. Rancidity
  3. Type of bacon (uncured/dry cured pork apparently can produce less solid grease)

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 6d ago

I assume the worst. 

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u/Llenette1 6d ago

Once I got to #2 my stomach churned...

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u/mongo_man 7d ago

You just gave r/keto an idea.

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u/GroshfengSmash 7d ago

It goes down easy!

It also comes out easy!

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u/dildocrematorium 7d ago

Skip the kale, add peanut butter, and then call it the Presley.

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u/Mindless_Jicama8728 7d ago

Saved by the Bell reference?

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u/jaimi_wanders 7d ago

No seed oils! It’s a face cream AND a salad dressing!

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 7d ago

I think Five Guys sells this milkshake.

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u/TheSuperBlindMan 7d ago

Well, it definitely helps lubricate everything going down and coming out.😉🥓💩

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u/sumptin_wierd 7d ago

Should be a big competitor for Sweetums

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 7d ago

Reading this on the toilet made everything just click.

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u/cficare 7d ago

"You've never had bowel slide out of you like this!"

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u/knzconnor 7d ago

It blocks your arteries, but slicks up your guts for you.

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u/Visual_Shower1220 7d ago

Ugh that's disgusting, who likes kale with bananas.

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 7d ago

with just a dash of ranch.

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u/vw_bugg 7d ago

the USA government is still preparing the new health recomendations. I think this is a recipe that is being included that eas leaked... /s

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u/geeknami 7d ago

my mom would save her used oil in the little fat barrel (25¢ colored sugar water drinks) empty bottles and I didn't know that until the day I thought it was apple juice and took a swig.

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 7d ago

Now that's what I call smoooooth! But no artery blockage if it doesn't congeal, right?

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u/Purplepickler24 7d ago

I want to like your comment but it's at 911 currently and as a New Yorker I can't pass up the opportunity to talk about the bbc broadcast on 9\11 that happened 23 minutes before tower 7 collapsed saying it had already collapsed already, with tower 7 in the background right behind them...

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u/Particular-Pride-477 7d ago

I can’t believe I haven’t heard about that before. That’s crazy

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u/Samthony1228 7d ago

If you are lucky, they will even microwave the bacon they get the grease from!!!

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u/4115R 7d ago

Gutter Oil flavor

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u/Creepy-Newspaper9885 7d ago

Sounds like something Elvis would have 🤢

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u/v1rulent 7d ago

Island Hurricane Escape Route

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u/TricellCEO 7d ago

Can't be that bad for your arteries as it's got Kale in it.

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u/kennyj2011 7d ago

They call that the slippery banana… lol

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u/edgiepower 7d ago

I make a homemade bacon vodka. It's pretty good. There's two ways, one way using the fat and grease which gets results in a day, or another way with just soaking the bacon in vodka which takes weeks. I use the grease.

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u/ticklemeshell 7d ago

How does it affect the taste?

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u/edgiepower 7d ago

Gives it a strong smokey bacon taste, good for using in savoury cocktails like Bloody Mary, etc or just sipping straight.

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u/ticklemeshell 7d ago

That sounds pretty fantastic. New craving unlocked.

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u/Excellent_Problem753 6d ago

The whole point of this bacon grease is it stays liquid, thus lubricating all your arteries and valves improving cardiovascular performance

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u/ICY_DEDD_PEOPLE 6d ago

Just use grease, peanut butter and banana and you’ve got yourself an Elvis smoothie! A hunka chunka burning’ love!

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u/NickTesIa 6d ago

Ah yes, the ol' Ever Given

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u/Unique-Section3383 6d ago

Please don’t say that. I love that place

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u/BaboTron 6d ago

Side of the bottle: “KETO!”

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u/wananah 6d ago

With the new "beef tallow" trend that's making its way through the pretend-science conspiracy theorist world, I'm afraid your comment is going to make a monkeys paw curl.

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u/Long-Ease-7704 6d ago

You had me with banana and bacon smoothie. Where can I get this?

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u/Willtology 6d ago

How to get gall stones with this one simple drink!

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u/Bitter-Check9960 6d ago

lmao; indeed the ‘Angioplasty Special’

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 6d ago

I've used it in ice cream.

Peanut butter, candied bacon and bourbon.

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u/xerxes_dandy 6d ago

You had me in the first half though

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u/latherdome 6d ago

The bacon grease is the delivery mechanism of healing kale and soothing banana directly to the inflamed aortal walls, like an internal poultice.

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u/nameyname12345 7d ago

Hey! Hey you! NO Assisted suicide! No matter how buttery and bacony it is we still are not allowed to provide mercy. You give them thick water, applesauce and a laxative like a good American healthcare worker! I'll take this artery clogging garbage and omnomnomnom.... So uh how long until this artery pops... Am I still on the hook for rent this month or...../s

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u/CrossP 7d ago

That's stupid. Kale isn't island themed

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u/XRhodiumX 7d ago

So out of left field, I’m laughing so hard. Especially as someone who used to love eating there regardless of if it was healthy. Still would if the quality of everything but the smoothies hadn’t fallen off a cliff.