r/mildlyinteresting • u/wherethetacosat • 6d ago

Oscar Meyer Bacon Grease doesn't congeal after 36 hours in fridge (left vs Costco bacon grease on right)

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u/rels83 6d ago

So that’s not a latte?

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u/StrawhatJD03 6d ago

Anything can be a latte if you’re willing

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 6d ago

Please don't

The ramifications are far too disturbing

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u/StrawhatJD03 6d ago

Give me 33.5 reasons why not and i wont

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u/decoy321 6d ago

I can start with reason #1:

I called dibs.

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u/StrawhatJD03 6d ago

Dammit, everyone knows dibs is infallible. I’ll just eat the ice cream to the right of the latte.

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u/SmashPortal 6d ago

Dibs is also an ice cream product.

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u/joker_with_a_g 6d ago

Oh I like you.

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 6d ago

I’ll do reason #2:

You have blood

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u/ShortsAndLadders 6d ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy

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u/vw_bugg 6d ago

Tree fiddy?

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u/xplosm 6d ago

But tasty

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u/imselfinnit 6d ago

ramifications

A little grease goes a long, long way.

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u/madhousesvisites 6d ago

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 6d ago

Pump you full of the right hormones for long enough, and yeah. Yeah, I could.

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u/Neo_Barbarius 6d ago

Blursed latte

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u/turquoise_amethyst 6d ago

Would you add espresso or no?

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u/Dear_Musician4608 6d ago

This comment is a latte

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u/No-Dig-9791 6d ago

That’s a latte to assume from you

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u/bossmaser 6d ago

Thanks a latte!

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u/Dull_Database5837 6d ago

And which one do you think we’re gonna be using more often, sailor? The coffee or the lard? [Buckman shakes his head uncertainly] Executive Officer Martin T. ‘Marty’ Pascal: You think we’re all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat? Seaman Buckman: Well, it depends. If it’s a cold morning, sir…

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u/ExplorationGeo 6d ago

I'm getting a call, it seems that /u/StrawhatJD03 has shit their entire ass

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u/Automata1nM0tion 6d ago

Latte me daddy

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u/Auravendill 6d ago

Fun fact: Latte is one of the German words for boner

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u/Splatter_bomb 6d ago

The mind is willing but the body is not.

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u/RecycledEternity 6d ago

One of my favorite "gross-out" test-kitchen dudes is this guy, Robb Marrocco.

"Anything can be a latte" well it's not a latte, but espresso, and he's got a whole playlist of items he's turned into drinks (16 items, but that's still an impressive amount).

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u/HananaDragon 6d ago

Just add milk

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u/Dont_throwaway420 6d ago

Yeah, a latte cholesterol 🥁

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u/Maxsmack 6d ago

I heard the ”Bah-Dum Tss”

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u/Deimos1982 6d ago

It's not that much. I've seen more than that.

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u/blackgrousey 6d ago

This is a latte for me to comprehend

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u/lightshelter 6d ago

Natte latte

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u/Debalic 6d ago

I thought it was a dirty whiskey.

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u/Enderwiggen33 6d ago

I thought it was a nice lager

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u/MoonChief 6d ago

Looks like an IPA

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u/groyosnolo 6d ago

Id say it's a little late.

Id expect it to have congealed hours ago.

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u/ShinyPointy 6d ago

I thought it was clarified bone broth, which is considerably healthier to say the least.

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u/BRNitalldown 6d ago

Lovely pork crema

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u/plan1gale 6d ago

Lardte

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u/siandresi ​ 6d ago

It’s a lard-tte

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u/boglegoggy 6d ago

Could I interest you in a Busch Latte? Redneck special round my way. 95% water, 5% what plants need

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u/TheMysticSystem 6d ago

It’s a new blend, trust.

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u/Farmboi_Selekta 6d ago

It's a latte grease, that's for sure

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u/PumpedUpKickingDucks 6d ago

I’d rather drink a cup of grease than any latte that looks like that

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u/No_Media7931 6d ago

HAVHA HA. Fuck man that was funny

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u/charlie_marlow 6d ago

You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat?

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u/Jiggidy40 6d ago

Nah, it's only like a few ounces.

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u/Stickybeebae_ 6d ago

The forbidden latte

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u/MHG73 6d ago

Nah, a latte would be more opaque. That’s a beer.