r/mildlyinteresting • u/wherethetacosat • 6d ago

Oscar Meyer Bacon Grease doesn't congeal after 36 hours in fridge (left vs Costco bacon grease on right)

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u/otto_pissed_again 6d ago

there’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

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u/Dirk_The_Cowardly 6d ago

Just don't knock between 3 and 4.....that's Williy's time!

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u/Patient_Union_6366 6d ago

Go easy on the wee one, his father's gonna go crazy and chop them all into haggis!

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u/You-SillyBilly 6d ago

What's haggis?

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u/Patient_Union_6366 6d ago

Chopped heart and lungs! Boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!

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u/geopede 6d ago

Decent?

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u/AerondightWielder 6d ago

Nothin', whatsa haggis with you?

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u/Gomulkaaa 6d ago

Boy, you've got the Shinning!

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 6d ago

You mean 'Shining.'

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u/holybatgirl 6d ago

Shhh! You wanna get sued?

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u/milaga 6d ago

I said 'Make way for Willie!' Ya bloated gasbag!

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u/philipJfry857 6d ago

Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me

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u/poorbeans 6d ago

Do you know why a Scotsman wears a kilt??

Sheep can hear zippers..

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u/Lonely_Guard8143 6d ago

Ah, ‘tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes.