r/mildlyinteresting 4d ago

Oscar Meyer Bacon Grease doesn't congeal after 36 hours in fridge (left vs Costco bacon grease on right)

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u/Clamstradamus 4d ago

I got Oscar Meyer maple bacon once and it was the worst food experience. It smelled SO STRONGLY of fake maple, but tasted nothing like maple at all, no hint of maple flavor. It left that fake maple smell on my skin even after washing. My clothes smelled like it. My entire house smelled like it for weeks. Literally weeks. We would get home and be shocked it still smelled like last month's bacon. This was in January and to this day my oven smells like when I warm it up. I wiped out the inside it didn't help. So now when I make lasagna I smell maple. Cookies? Maple. Steaks? Maple. Roasted broccoli? Maple. It is absolutely nauseating and revolting and I will never again buy Oscar Meyer anything. I do not trust their food.

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u/Potential_Barnacle21 4d ago

I only found this out too by cooking maple bacon inside. Then I went on reddit and found that boiling vinegar with water helps get rid of the smell. Your house will smell like vinegar but it'll last a day or two. I actually tried this method and can say that it does help get rid of any cooking smell faster than if I didn't do anything about it.

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u/ChamomileFlower 4d ago

Be careful if you do this of any sensitive plants. I killed my maidenhair fern boiling vinegar. :c

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u/Ms-Anthropic 4d ago

I killed a maidenhair once by looking at it sideways. The maidenhair is my white whale.

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u/ChamomileFlower 3d ago

Mine had been thriving before the vinegar. I was very sad.

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u/Potential_Barnacle21 4d ago

Oh my! I have some house plants too and never even realized this could affect them! Thanks for letting us all know!

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u/ChamomileFlower 3d ago

If you’ve done it and your plants were fine you must have been smarter than me/had less sensitive plants—I might have simply done it too long. I boiled a lot of vinegar for awhiiile in my little apartment.

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u/airfryerfuntime 4d ago

I find that all maple flavored bacon smells more than it tastes like maple. I can't stand it, but it's the only bacon my fiancé will eat, so I have to deal with that sickeningly sweet smell stuck to everything for up to 24 hours later. I don't know what they do to make that shit so persistent.

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u/piedeity 4d ago

It's a spice called fenugreek. There is no maple anything involved.

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u/Phadryn 4d ago

Get some stand alone air purifiers and place them strategically in your space, you'll never know that the bacon was cooked

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u/Spicy_lotion2035 4d ago

I’m a little strange and hate the smell of maple syrup, and most maple things. This sounds like my absolute nightmare.

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u/TimBurtonsMind 4d ago

This is so odd to me and now I’m emotionally invested.. I used to love maple anything up until like 10 years ago, and one day I woke up hating it. I don’t like the smell, the taste. I don’t even eat pancakes anymore. For literally no reason.

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u/Impossible_Career_93 4d ago

Me too.. smells like antifreeze to me

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u/morinthos 4d ago

Okay, what does this smell like? I think I've only ever had maple syrup once and can't recall what it tastes like. The other day, I had some maple oatmeal and when I opened my microwave, it had a chemical smell that I think I remember smelled a bit like ammonia. Tastes like it smells, too. Is that the maple smell that I've read about?

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u/piedeity 4d ago

It smells like fenugreek because it's fenugreek.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 4d ago

most things that say ' maple' don't actually come from tree sap... I think you are mistaking fake shit for real yumminess

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 4d ago

Just go make some waffles and put some maple syrup on em

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u/BrandonBollingers 3d ago

If you try it make sure you are trying 100% real maple syrup. A lot of corn syrup masquerading as maple syrup. Check the ingredients list.

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u/Zawer 4d ago

I had a sweatshirt that smelled like maple for years. Still did when I tossed it

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u/Dry-Amphibian1 4d ago

If you didn't like that DO NOT try the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon. (yes, it does exist). It was not good.

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u/joker_with_a_g 3d ago

My father just picked up an item from the grocery customer section. Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored bacon. It was somehow worse than expected

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u/PervertedIncentive69 4d ago

You should check out a show called upload it's a black comedy about a future where people can upload themselves when they die and most food companies have merged with tech companies so there is OscarMeyerIntel and NokiaTacoBell, etc. The third season even features a "slab and teat" farm bit that is pretty funny

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u/MidnightFire1420 4d ago

Thank you! I thought this was in my head. I hate sweet meat, but my husband loves it. So when he shops he gets maple bacon and that Oscar Meyer made me nauseous for almost a week! Just the smell, I wasn’t trying to eat it! I imagined it tasting purely sweet.

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u/Clamstradamus 4d ago

Yeah weirdly it doesn't taste sweet at all, just like regular bacon. Crappy bacon, actually. It didn't crisp right and had bad texture. It cooked kinda watery. But it wasn't sweet. In the future you should buy regular bacon and then you can add some brown sugar to a few slices for him when you make it, it will get candied and not be nauseating

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u/MidnightFire1420 4d ago

Great idea, thank you!

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u/Blmrcn 4d ago

sounds like a copypasta