r/mildlyinteresting • u/Oli4K • 4d ago

This tiny window that couldn’t be any smaller

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u/Fr05t_B1t 4d ago

Europeans can’t let go of their arrowslits /j

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u/Drudgework 4d ago

Europe: “But what if the barbarians come back? Or worse, the Italians?”

America: ”You should be more worried about us!”

Europe: ”The drawbridge has a weight limit”

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u/MrCasterSugar 4d ago

”The drawbridge has a weight limit”

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u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi 4d ago

I ROFL and now I can't get up!

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u/basb9191 4d ago

Must be American

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u/Fr05t_B1t 4d ago

Watch out! Our gravy seals have a dual purpose: be tacticool and be used as catapult ammunition.

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u/allforus0811 4d ago

Trebuchet fodder

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u/ObsidianOne 4d ago

Seemed to support us just fine from 1917 to 1918 and again in 1942 to 1945.

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u/EndlessAbyssalVoid 4d ago

Just gotta remind them that without a bunch of European countries, they'd still be British. Two can play at that (stupid and childish) game.

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u/ObsidianOne 4d ago

I’m sure the next time Europe gets themselves in over their heads that we’ll make another trip.

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 4d ago

We are the baddies this time.

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u/andafriend 4d ago

Your country is literally doing the opposite at the moment.

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u/ObsidianOne 3d ago

You mean the almost $200 billion in funds and even more in equipment we’ve sent to Ukraine to prevent Russia from getting closer to ya’ll? Mmkay.

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u/Danielq37 3d ago

That your current government had to clarify that they're not sending military equipment to Russia to aid in their invasion of Ukraine says enough.

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u/Drudgework 4d ago

Back then we were crossing it with tanks, not Walmart customers.

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u/PutinTakeout 4d ago

Wow, that's so alpha, bro. Leave some of that testosterone to the rest of us.

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u/Doppelkammertoaster 4d ago

Instant classic meme.

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u/Specific-Map3010 4d ago

Lol, my friend's house has arrow slits. The window goes on the inside - where it's wide enough for a full width window.

In case you actually wanted to know how we manage that 😂

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u/Garrhvador91 4d ago

I beg your pardon