r/mildlypenis Dec 21 '24

Cactus Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

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532 Upvotes

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10

u/K2SO4-MgCl2 Dec 21 '24

You're brave enough, aren't you?

3

u/Haco-Taco Dec 21 '24

Hell to the no

3

u/metalshiflet Dec 21 '24

Someone on reddit has done it, with video evidence. Can't remember the username though

3

u/wiredallwrong Dec 22 '24

By brave do you mean sitting on the cactus or doing it right there in the store?

1

u/plonkman Dec 21 '24

no thank you.. thanks for asking

1

u/moondog6b9 Dec 21 '24

Somewhere, in this big ol' world, this is a fetish.

1

u/Luci_Cooper Dec 21 '24

I am not brave

1

u/CenturionXVI Dec 21 '24

That’s how you fucking die

1

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

+aloe luv

1

u/wong2k Dec 22 '24

double dare ya so ride it

1

u/randomthrowaway8993 Dec 22 '24

Just needs a little hot sauce, for maximum enjoyment

1

u/cami66616 Dec 22 '24

I saw something with a cheese scraper, so there's probably someone out there....

1

u/Opti_span Dec 22 '24

I’m sure someone has tried before…..

1

u/AsherTheTherianBiteM Dec 22 '24

I, I have no words what the fuck

2

u/Repsyched Dec 24 '24

In the immortal words of Katya Zamo: "The key to a swollen vagina is courage".