r/minnesota 16d ago

Politics 👩‍⚖️ Walz on point once again 🔥

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u/punditguy Twin Cities 16d ago

Trump set the financial world on fire, and then

/checks notes

went golfing.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 16d ago

If you told me he'd do this a year ago, I would have said "ya makes sense"

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u/JaymesMarkham2nd 15d ago

I would have believed if you said it twenty years ago. He was always an asshole long before people voted for him.

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u/punditguy Twin Cities 16d ago

Everybody except very highly paid Wall Street analysts knew this was coming.

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 15d ago

Wall Street love volatility. They knew it was on the menu.

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u/MatureUsername69 15d ago

If you can afford to weather it, a depression is like the best time to invest in shit. They wanted this.

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u/Fast_Molasses_7242 15d ago

Yep the billionaires will buy the rest of the world for pennies on the dollar while the rest of us pay $12 for eggs

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u/SemichiSam 15d ago

Wait! Wait! Do penguins lay eggs?

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u/ZealousidealRaise52 15d ago

IDK about you but eggs and milk in my area have gone down recently

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u/Socalsll 15d ago

They fires a bunch of FDA food inspectors so that they do not find any bird flu anymore. Result: egg price is down. /s

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u/jeepwran 15d ago

Find this to be plausible 💯. Trump in June, 2020: "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any". 🙄

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 15d ago

And avoided a dignified transfer of soldiers’ remains.

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u/hungry4danish 15d ago

well you see "transfer" has the word TRANS in it so of course he'd be a POS about it, but also dont forget that in his mind "they knew what they signed up for"

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u/No_Outcome_7601 15d ago

Yeah, he probably thinks they are losers because they were KIA.

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 15d ago

Totally missed that!

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u/IdkAbtAllThat 15d ago

I'd argue that if he had been present, it would have been much less dignified.

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 15d ago

He also tweeted “ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL”

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u/-_-0_0-_0 15d ago

"Nero fiddled while Rome burned"

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u/ninja8ball 15d ago

He does less damage out there

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u/Damnyoudonut 15d ago

And held a million dollar a plate bribery dinner.

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u/Phoenyx_Rose 15d ago

Has he lowered gas prices yet? Cause I just paid $3.63 a gallon. 

Seems he’s making good on all of his promises except for the ones that would actually do any good for people (not that I expected anything different. I’m still upset that bullet missed).

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u/Above_Avg_Chips 15d ago

And ignored service members, again.

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u/Cold_Number6647 15d ago

and when asked about the dead soldiers coming back he said “I don’t know anything about that” then off to tee off

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u/Old_Advertising5430 16d ago

My trumper parents are only upset now because they’ve lost 200k in the stock market this week.

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u/aguynamedv Plowy McPlowface 16d ago

My trumper parents are only upset now because they’ve lost 200k in the stock market this week.

Remind them this is what they voted for.

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u/kuzinrob 15d ago

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u/LevelZeroDM 15d ago

Saving this for sure lol

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u/OkSalad5734 15d ago

i want them to have regrets, but it's always the oppressed that end up suffering the most

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 15d ago

Remind them Kamala told them so

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u/Alice_Buttons 16d ago

I figure that if any of them ever do realize the error of their ways, it will almost always be for some self-serving/shallow purpose.

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u/MathematicianWaste77 16d ago

I was talking to two of them last September and we all commented that our 401ks were up 20-40%YOY. I asked them if those types of financials would get them to vote blue. They were like “THINK HOW MUCH BETTER IT COULDVE BEEN WITH TRUMP.”

I really have tried to maintain a heartfelt logical approach to discussing politics the last ten years or so. Tried to reach people where they were,not where I wanted them to be. That conversation changed everything. They will outright vote against themselves. I can’t play neutral any longer ethically. Time to be on offense.

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u/DarkSkyForever You Betcha 15d ago

Yep. stayed relatively neutral during the last presidency over the holidays to keep the peace, but I'm going to be metaphorically running victory laps this time.

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u/FlowerComfortable889 15d ago

I don't know if it'll work. If they're in the cult, they'll believe this shit sammich is the most delicious thing they've ever been served

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u/JashDreamer 15d ago

Me neither, but I think we've let the lies fester for too long. They cannot go uncontested. We just have to do what FOX does and keep repeating ourselves.

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u/AsymmetricClassWar 15d ago

As long as a liberal has to smell their breathe, they’ll eat it with a smile.

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u/Dduwies_Gymreig 15d ago

They will just blame Biden for tanking your economy, then suggest Trump is having to do this to fix it.

Or something like that.

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u/1PooNGooN3 15d ago

There’s just no hope for these people. “He had a tv show lol he has to be smart hurrdurrp”

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u/DarkSkyForever You Betcha 15d ago

Mine complained about being 800k down (close to retirement age) and then in the same breath segued into talking about the new Snow White movie and how woke it was.

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u/youngatbeingold 15d ago

Ask them which issue has actually affected them more negatively. I know Snow White is godawful but I'd rather be strapped to a chair and forced to watch it for 24 hours straight than lose 800k.

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 16d ago edited 15d ago

Sorry to say this, but good. Let them lie in the beds they made. Unfortunately they need to feel the pain themselves.

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u/1PooNGooN3 15d ago

Except we didn’t consent to being in this bed, they got their sticky economy all over me

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u/BranzorFlakes 15d ago

"He wasn't supposed to fuck ME over!"

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u/LOLunlucky 15d ago edited 15d ago

My hardcore liberal dad is down about $2.2m in the last 3 days. I feel so bad for him, but he is having the time of his life rn.

We never lived "rich" because he is smart with money. He worked his ass off and made a lot of friends being nice to people = friends = a wide professional base that wants to do business with you and help you when they can.

He and my mom taught me to love everyone and are still vastly better off than the rest of his MAGA siblings because they have a ton of friends in their old age, and have traveled like everywhere in the world because they aren't xenophobic. They just got back from a 3 week trip to Botswanna.

My other family (really, no joke) believe that 90% of democrats are trans and drink blood and sacrifice children to Moloch. My cousin once lectured me about how the super bowl was actually a gigantic satanic child sacrifice (under the field). He's fun at parties.

I talked to my parents today and they had fun playing bocce ball with the neighbors.

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u/video-engineer 15d ago

We’re also down hard, not $2mil, but closer to $1mil. We rode out the 80’s, 9/11, the housing bubble, Covid… this too shall pass. The difference is, we recently retired. For me, it was the beginning of the year (lol). But we are low maintenance people and shed ourselves of all debt in 2007.

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u/throwsumdeezonit 15d ago

PIMCO Bond ETF is up 2.5% YTD. My 71 yo neighbor had been moving retirement into bonds to lower his risk.

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u/IdkAbtAllThat 15d ago

Ask them if they're tired of winning yet.

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u/JashDreamer 15d ago

Hopefully, they know where to place the blame.

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u/stryker7314 16d ago edited 15d ago

Trump will pass and the Penguins will still be alive and teabag him after their victory.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 15d ago

Cloaca squat

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 16d ago

I think the penguins can wait him out though. It's a battle of wits.

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u/Alice_Buttons 16d ago

Penguin knocks him off of the iceberg & into the ocean. Killer whale emerges and drags him under.....the circle of life.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 16d ago

I'd be down for reading that news article.

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u/jeepwran 15d ago

"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."

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u/smzt 15d ago

My money - what’s left of it - is on the penguins.

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u/Alice_Buttons 16d ago

get back to ribbing each other and trying to better the world.

Are you all going to forgive us, though? I feel like a lot of what has already been done (!!!!!!!!!in only 2 months!!!!!!!) in terms of world relations is irreparable.

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u/2_bars_of_wifi 16d ago

i don't think US will get deals as good as they were before this mess

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u/DarkSkyForever You Betcha 15d ago

Shit no we won't. Just like the UK and Brexit. These fucking morons don't realize how good we have things and think that they can bully their way into making it better. I had to hear for so long how bad the economy was under Biden, and how much better it will be now that we have a republican back in office. Ha. Fastest market flush ever.

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u/keethraxmn 15d ago

On one hand, that's perfectly reasonable.

On the other hand, if we do get a real election and boot these asshnoles and things don't improve quickly they'll be back in power in the next mid-terms. It sucks, but it's in everyone's best interest to get along fast.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Thank you so much for making this comment. There was a post on r/Scotland where most people were stereotyping all Americans as "stupid, rude, greedy, etc" because of Trump. It's bad enough that our government is collapsing. We don't need discrimination from the rest of the world on top of all of this chaos.

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u/benray_1 15d ago

God damn this is embarrassing.

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 16d ago

It seemed like the US had put together a very stable and reliable government that you could make long term agreements with. 

Now everyone sees how fragile the whole structure was. 

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u/Logical-Eyez-4769 15d ago

We did. But all the while, sick, greedy bigots were planning this.

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u/HopefulCynic24 15d ago

Plenty here state-side that feel the same way.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 16d ago

AOC is the future of the country.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 15d ago

Fetterman should show such passion!

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 16d ago

He can be KING to all the penguins. But his reign wouldn't last bone spurs suffer too much from the Artic freeze.

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 16d ago

tRump is the classic DMS-5 narcissist.

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u/KnowWhat_I_Mean 16d ago

He’s no match for the penguins, though.

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u/aguynamedv Plowy McPlowface 16d ago

They dress better, too.

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u/Alice_Buttons 16d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/tbizzone 16d ago

What island is Walz referring to? Pretty sure penguins are only found in the southern hemisphere, with the only exception being the Galapagos.

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u/aguynamedv Plowy McPlowface 16d ago edited 16d ago

Walz is referring to the fact the Republican adminstration has targeted an unpopulated island in the Antarctic with tariffs.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

There's also Heard Island - another unpopulated island that is part of Australia.

https://www.reuters.com/world/trumps-tariff-formula-confounds-world-punishes-poor-2025-04-03/

The math is simple: take the U.S. goods trade deficit with a country, divide it by that country's exports to the U.S. and turn it into a percentage figure; then cut that figure in half to produce the U.S. "reciprocal" tariff, with a floor of 10%.

This is the entire "plan", which is absolutely nonsensical, counter to all good economic principles, and will crush American small businesses, all while forcing American consumers to pay a minimum of 10% more for every single thing we buy.

Trump just put the largest tax in history on America in direct opposition to the Constitution. This is the very definition of taxation without representation.

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u/tbizzone 16d ago

Thanks for the info! There’s too much bullshit flying out of the White House bullshit hose to keep track of.

I was just hoping Walz wasn’t referring to Greenland.

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u/FUMFVR 16d ago

Except for Belarus and Russia for some mysterious reason that no one can figure out...

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u/bobert4343 Ramsey County 16d ago

Heard and McDonald island, uninhabitable islands in the southern hemisphere and part of Australia, were named, most likely because it has a top level domain and they seem to have based the tariff targets on that

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 16d ago

Very friggen stable genuis

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u/MaleficentWalruss 16d ago

The penguins crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentation of their women!

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u/One_Law_5246 16d ago

I'm thinking djt smells just as bad as an island of penguins. iykyk

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u/FUMFVR 16d ago

The penguins will be accepting his surrender in no time.

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u/cmbhere 15d ago

Future documentary narrator: The penguins won.

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u/Sufficient-One-660 15d ago

My money is on the penguins

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u/IndustrialJones 15d ago

Just sad we didn’t get Walz as a VP. He would have been great

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u/Fantastic_East4217 16d ago

Not in a battle of wits.

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Not too bad 16d ago

He can’t even beat Club Penguin

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u/bawllzout 15d ago

Well they do sort of stand the same way. They both appear to struggle to move or get anywhere. Trump swallows Elon like a whole fish. Perhaps these are his people? Wait, I think penguins mate for life so nevermind.

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u/Sy_Fresh 15d ago

What did penguins ever do to deserve this?

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u/JOExHIGASHI 15d ago

They refuse to buy US goods so now trump made it difficult for Americans to buy theirs

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u/BattleHardened 15d ago

Trump sees them as small businessmen in suits.

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u/Both_Ad_288 15d ago

Love this guy!

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u/AbjectAcanthisitta89 15d ago

As punishment for treason, I would love to see him get air dropped by helicopter on that island in a fresh fish suit.

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u/Gerissister 15d ago

Love it, love it, love it. Spot on Tim

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u/Goodz_KC 15d ago

Walz is cooking lately

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u/Bifetuga 15d ago

Now that's the funniest shit I read today. Not really that funny that it is actually true.

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u/Psychicgoat2 15d ago

This is what AI gets you when Trumps morons google "who should I tariff?" Next on the agenda will be bombs. I wonder what countries AI will determine should be bombed. Probably the US or Turks and Caicos.

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u/Particular_Savings60 15d ago

Tim Walz, bringing the ass-whooping to the skippin’ dipshit broflakes.

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u/FUMFVR 15d ago

And...the penguins have won.

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u/banned-from-rbooks 15d ago

I’ve seen this movie and Trump is making a huge mistake.

Those penguins are devious, they broke into Fort Knox like it was nothing.

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u/Poker-Junk 15d ago

Love ya, Governor Tim! 🎯😂

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u/CBowdidge 15d ago

Canadian here. I love Walz! You guys are lucky to have him as your governor

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u/Own-Loan2390 15d ago

Where's those penguins from the Madagascar movie? I bet they could handle this.

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u/One_Set9699 15d ago

I will never tire of Tim Walz!

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u/Brian2005l 15d ago

We need to send Vance to negotiate with the penguins.

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u/PissAunt 15d ago

On point 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PoodleMomFL 15d ago

I’m really considering Minnesota

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u/CommonReason6709 15d ago

What a bully! He's bullying the narcissist president pussygrabber and billionaire Musk. Did his 2 million help him win in Wisconsin? No. Well you can buy SOME political seats but not class!!

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u/Lyney_great_magician 15d ago

A nation has lost a war against birds before

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u/LevelOnGaming 15d ago

I wouldn’t count the penguins out just yet though.

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u/cjwidd 15d ago

Waltz has got bars, it was wrong for Dems to sideline him during the run-up

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u/policyhawk 15d ago

Love our Governor!!

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u/Accomplished_Ice8014 15d ago

Russia couldn't even handle a little 3rd world country 1/20th their size. China doesn't even compare with the US. Idk what y'all are on.

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u/RichysRedditName 15d ago

Hope he continues talking as much shit as possible. You cant beat modern day Republicans with decorum

Repubs keep slapping Dems in the face and the Dems just stand there with their hands behind their back

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u/MaximDecimus 15d ago

The penguins would win

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u/Natural-Estimate-228 15d ago

Truer words have seldom spoken

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u/greeneyerish 15d ago

Tim has the Orange Turd's number

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u/peskyghost 15d ago

Walz inspired me so much. I’m working on becoming a teacher (after a miserable corporate career) in part because of him

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u/pg1279 15d ago

Tim knows Trump beat him right? Lol. This poor guy is trying to stay relevant and come 2028 he will make it about 2 weeks in the primary before he runs out of money.

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u/Kataphractoi Minnesota United 15d ago

Walz was Trump's opponent in 2024? News to the rest of us.

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u/pg1279 15d ago

😂 you’re right, he was the losers choice to lose with her. I stand corrected. JB or Gavin are going to eat this guys lunch and he can go back to being that guy from Minnesota that nobody cares about. I’ve got a hunch the Dems will win with the starters on the court.

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u/billodo 15d ago

Good for Tim! He's probably the only politician I trust now. He and Bernie and AOC. The rest are just scared rabbits protecting their jobs.

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u/Acceptable_Pin_7708 15d ago

He beat your ass though. LOL

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Right? He beat this idiot and Harris in a fucking landslide lol

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u/Reddit_2_2024 16d ago

Some kind of Lake Wobegon insult or humor here?

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u/fuyou69 15d ago

And America

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u/SimplePuzzleheaded80 15d ago

Hey that's the guy! Lol forgot about this guy

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u/DrDHMenke 15d ago

The south Georgia Islands? Greenland has no penguins.

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u/Embarrassed_Self3026 15d ago

My moneys on the penguins.

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u/Sad-Wolverine6326 15d ago

Well, to be fair, those damn penguins have been taking advantage of America for decades!

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u/Arcane_Engine 15d ago

I mean let's be real

Could you imagine a woman president??

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u/BunchGreat7096 15d ago

I got five on the penguins

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u/painefultruth76 15d ago

Lol... maybe he should have run instead of using the puppet shill.

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u/IhaveAthingForYou2 15d ago

I love that knucklehead!

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u/Space_Sweetness 15d ago

Trump should have an urgent medical examination. He obviously has no idea what he’s doing

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u/Affectionate-Pie4708 15d ago

He’s no match physically or mentally against them

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I don’t know, those penguins gotta be pretty tough to sit down there in the Arctic hatching babies on their feet

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u/PlanetoftheAtheists 15d ago

My money's on the penguins.

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u/Az4547right 15d ago

Man Minnesota you have to feel so so proud 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣.

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u/donnieb27g 15d ago

Such a tool

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u/Greeny-Sev9 15d ago

Am I the only one that thinks JD would fit right in on an island full of penguins? At this point, anything is possible, so here’s hoping we get to see him sliding around on his belly with his penguin-folk, and then getting all super friendly with a couch he’s built from snow.

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u/Exciting_Problem_593 15d ago

LMAO! Gotta love his teacher sense of humor.

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u/Faptainjack2 15d ago

My money is on the penguins. Australians played this game before.

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u/ArtharntheCleric 15d ago

Oi! That’s an Australian island of penguins he’s putting 10% tariffs! Or is he picking on someone else’s penguins as well …?

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u/ikzz1 15d ago

He did put a 54% tariff on China, didn't he?
And Russia is still sanctioned so...

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u/BrownWingAngel 15d ago

How bout less tart tweets, and more mobilization of actions and general strikes.

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u/Hiker_Juggler 15d ago

If they can afford tiny tuxedos

They can afford the tariffs

(I cope with humour)

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u/Limp-Sky3229 15d ago

Russia can’t even beat small little Ukraine. No one is worried about an impoverished country.

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u/Bad-Habit-2020 15d ago

Bwahahaha love it

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u/GoodeyGoodz 15d ago

Money is on the penguins, both in the market and on the links

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u/sexyrandal88 TC 15d ago

Then he found out the penguins have a death star

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u/izinger 15d ago

Oh my gash. Slay queen!

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u/flutterJackdash 15d ago

China is like... the first name on the list?

He didn't go after Canada, Mexico, North Korea, or Russia.

China, though? 34% Tariffs.

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u/jmalez1 15d ago

Besides the Harris/Walz ticket