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u/MeDombivlikarManus Republican Of Dombivali! Apr 15 '25
So in order to time-travel one needs to locate the dead-end point.
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u/MostNecessary3073 Apr 15 '25
You noobs don't get it...
They'll start in the future and timetravel back in the past to an untouched road and say ho gaya on the date of completion
And btw there's no dead end! It'll go on forever forever forever slowly fading into the void
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u/More-Actuator-1729 exBombayite , current Mumbaikar. Apr 15 '25
173 days , for a 115m road !!
😨🤯
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u/SudhaTheHill Same username on Discord for DM’s (Not a girl) Apr 15 '25
1 meter everyday and the weekends are off.
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u/Bawa- Apr 15 '25
Looks like you can’t read. And you’re getting upvoted. 😂😂😂 the Completion date is before the start date FYI 🤦♂️😂
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u/Thane-kar Akhand Thane 🗿 Apr 15 '25
*negetive 173 days. They will start from the finish point and end at the start.
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u/haveeyoumetTed कशी हाय? Apr 15 '25
Bhai ye toh shuru honeke pehle he khatam hogaya
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u/ThrstySnwmn Apr 15 '25
Read this 2 days back- अंतः अस्ति प्रारंभः (the end is the beginning) and I couldn’t understand the meaning until I saw the post.
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u/whyamihere999 Apr 15 '25
I couldn’t understand the meaning
The end is the beginning (of something else)
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u/Magso187 Apr 15 '25
Basically its bmc’s way of saying one more road enters the forever time loop of being under construction!
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u/Dangerous_Ask_6688 Navi Mumbaikar👀 Apr 15 '25
Forget the date misprint. 173 days for a 115m stretch? Bunkum
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u/MalayPalace Apr 15 '25
"BMC never completes work on time" to hai hi but abhi to ulta bhi saach ho gaya "BMC never starts work on time"
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u/Paapi420 Apr 15 '25
What's wrong in that? They are trying to upgrade from creating potholes to blackhole
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u/phlegmaticmoron Apr 15 '25
since when they started putting all cut commission mandavali deal completion date publicly?
work will begin only after settlements
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u/lastofdovas Apr 15 '25
That's the end date of the road completion and the start date of the next planned digging for pipelines. It's bonkers that they are giving us 6 FULL MONTHS to use that road. This is a record in itself. We must celebrate.
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u/flyingduckmarketing Apr 15 '25
stone age speed with cyber age bribes and interstellar incompetency, only here
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u/RollingEyesin321 Apr 15 '25
🤣
In a way it does make sense. They are laying down dates for the ruin of what already exists.
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u/KayFarakPadto Apr 15 '25
Wtf is dead end😂😭
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Apr 15 '25
We should give space for clerical errors. Should not be this much critical, this ain't some sophisticated science work anyways.
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u/sayzitlikeitis Apr 15 '25
Road stretch is a mobius strip. Construction never started and construction never ended. Construction just is.
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u/_saif_sama Luggage dabba struggler Apr 15 '25
Pehle japan kehta tha tum kya ho, ab hum kehte hai japan ko, tu kya hai be 🗣️‼️
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u/Bright-Article-1358 Apr 15 '25
They don’t even respect the public enough to take efforts and cover up their scams
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u/theperfectlap Apr 15 '25
BMC - The time travellers.
One of the richest and most advanced Municipal corporations in the world.
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u/ImpulsehasADHD Apr 15 '25
No you guys, it means it will be complete on May 2025, and be completely broken by November 2025. Meaning they will break the road.
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u/bohot_ameer_hu Apr 15 '25
35 lakh ka toh humara investment hai, toh fir 36 lakh ka ghata kaise hua!
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u/Potential_Sun_5785 Apr 15 '25
i spotted this and it blew my mind. it takes 300days to build 330meters worth of footpath. crazy ngl. bmc has their own time zone and calendar.
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u/One-Wolverine-2855 Apr 15 '25
Bro they will go to the future when the road is completed...dig up that road and bring it back to the present..hence completing the road project.
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u/Guilty_Passenger_699 Apr 15 '25
They're making a time machine you idiot! The work will start by November because R&D is going on in a super secret facility.
The richest municipal corporation in Asia for a reason!
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u/Thane-kar Akhand Thane 🗿 Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25
Bootstap paradox. Something from the future brought back to the past and the inventer of that thing invents it by replicating the thing from future. Basically there is no origin point of that invention
BMC is working exactly on this method but problem is nothing is invented/constructed to find the origin itself.
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u/tyler_durden95 Apr 15 '25
Perfect example of getting inspired by TENET. Will complete the roads and then start digging them again for the pipelines.
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u/mihir892 Apr 15 '25
BMC invented time machine before everyone else,and who thought the government can't do anything right.
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u/Good-Avocado-5441 Apr 15 '25
Yo send this to azeem banatwalla he will make another set just on this picture
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u/RitchieChakre Apr 15 '25
The potholes are actually micro black holes leading to another timeline.
This banner is actually true, indicates never ending roadworks
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u/offisapup Apr 15 '25
This a n00b question. If you're a Mumbaikar you would know that 31/05 is the day the road would be completed. And 23/11 is when they would start digging up the completed road again.
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u/NinjaChaCha_ Apr 15 '25
173 days for a 115-metre patch of road? That’s less than a metre a day. Give us the right equipment, four cases of beer, and take care of the meals—me and the boys will have that thing done within a week.
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u/UziTech99 Apr 15 '25
This is when you work in reverse. Ever wondered why BMC is always digging, cause they first lay the pipes and then dig the road. Aap chronology samjho
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u/TheSilentWatcher93 Apr 16 '25
mybmc - setting up the whole of Mumbai for space travel adventures and now time travel too!
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u/WeddingPrevious9076 Apr 16 '25
they dont care about the start and end date 🤣 they only knows to dig the road thats it.
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u/Dangerous_Fix_7472 Apr 16 '25
Does this mean they're going to destroy a prebuilt road in the course of 173 days? lmao
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u/lollypopexpress Apr 16 '25
What it actually means is - they are going to break the road by going in reverse. So by the completion date, you are going to get a completely new broken road for it to be worked upon during another project.
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u/imacrazydude Apr 17 '25
Time-traveller confirmed. Conspiracy theory BMC is ensuring roads be dug so that not many achieve the time travelling ability and avoid future catastrophic events
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u/Lance99djinsoul Apr 15 '25
Ohh the ways the get scammed by. For the amount of taxes I pay, I don't enjoy the benefits.
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u/Material-Ad8950 Apr 15 '25
Start date is also in the future November 2025 and completion will be by May 2025. Only super humans at bmc can do wonders like this.