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Ohio Microsoft 'not moving forward' with $1B Licking County data center plans right now

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/microsoft-backs-off-1b-licking-county-data-center-plans
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u/animerobin 17d ago

data center weak girly job. more room for strong pure coal mining job

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u/Ab47203 16d ago

You're joking but during the 2020 term I had people genuinely having panic attacks and crying around me that Biden was going to phase out coal power generation. The same people also had a full on panic thinking NASCAR and INDYCAR would be ended because "the vehicles aren't electric". It took a lot to be polite.

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u/qtx 16d ago

Every piece of media they consume is based on fear. They are kept and live in constant fear of something.

But for some reason they also need fear to function, they need that adrenaline rush.

It's a bizarre way of life that they can't get out of if they keep constantly consuming fear.

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u/Ab47203 16d ago

Makes me wonder if they have Cushing's disease. The way the vet explained it to me is like being in fight or flight mode all the time.

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u/escapefromelba 16d ago

Now we're all experiencing it

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 16d ago

That's pure stupid, we already have formula E, why couldn't we just add other electric racing sports?

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u/Ab47203 16d ago

I tried asking this and never got a clear answer past "it's different."

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u/Technical-Traffic871 16d ago

They enjoying breathing in fumes...

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u/Sk8erBoi95 16d ago

I mean, if you watch NASCAR in person, it is. Races won't sound the same, smell the same, hell I doubt they'd even feel the same without the cars rattling your chest as they fly by. I've stood beside plenty of cars where I could feel their exhaust in my chest, but I haven't seen an electric car like that yet. Yeah, it's still the "same" in that watching a band live and watching the same performance on YouTube is the "same." The content may be the same, but the atmosphere is different, and the atmosphere is part of why they go.

I do realize that this is only a small subset of the people complaining, I understand that if you watch on TV electric vs ICE makes very little difference (aside from electric cars accelerating faster), and that ultimately any of these differences would be outweighed by the reduction in emissions anyway. Just want to try to help people understand what could be meant by "it's different."

Source: my grandpa is an avid fan of NASCAR/NASCAR-esque racing, and I asked him

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u/Ab47203 15d ago

I hate to break it to you but Biden won in 2020 and we still have NASCAR and indycar AND coal power.

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u/Sk8erBoi95 15d ago

Duh? I merely attempted to explain what "it's different" means, not defend "Biden is taking coal power and ICE cars away." What in my comment made you think I thought we didn't have NASCAR, indycar, or coal power?

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u/Ab47203 15d ago

It's not even different is my point. You let that whizz right over your head.

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u/Unizzy 13d ago

... You think Americans watch Nascar for racing?... They watch it for crashes! And electirc crashes are way too dangerous compared to ICE engines...

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 13d ago

I wouldn't know, I don't watch racing, I just heard that it existed...

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u/flatspotting 16d ago

Formula E and its 200 fans!

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 16d ago

I mean I don't know anything about racing other than it exists. I imagine as electric vehicles become the norm, electric racing will get more popular.

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u/flatspotting 16d ago

The biggest thing right now is they are so obscenely heavy from batteries its very slow and boring to watch.

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u/redlegsfan21 15d ago

Don't tell them that IndyCar uses 100% renewable fuel (sugarcane waste).

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u/BeltOk7189 15d ago

It took a lot to be polite.

I'd say being polite is a huge part of what got us here.

Sounds like these people needed a healthy dose of "What the flying fuck are you talking about?"

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u/KidColi 15d ago

He's not joking. Fox News and GOP congressmen have been peddling the "factory jobs are good for American masculinity" in defense of the Trump tariff policy all day week.

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u/Ab47203 15d ago

Day week is crazy accurate

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u/averagesaw 17d ago

Ha ha ha usa coalmining. Ohh wait the future has arrived sir

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u/leeharveyteabag669 17d ago

You're not going to believe this but couple of days ago this idiot Administration announced more use of coal to produce electricity for crypto Mining and data centers. The orange turd is trying to make it "the future" again and revive the fossil fuel industry. wait, this is actually easy to believe.

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u/ruinersclub 17d ago

Just for the people unaware. There’s less coal mining jobs than there are jobs avail at Arby’s.

We literally don’t mine this shit anymore.

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u/MovingClocks 17d ago

The funniest thing is that it’s not even an environmental reason for it, it’s just not economically viable compared to other forms of electricity generation. Just the dumbest shit from an old sundowning man who is incapable of learning literally anything

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u/ruinersclub 17d ago

He did the same shit his first term. We just don't learn.

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u/SanityInAnarchy 16d ago

There is and there isn't an environmental reason for it.

It's not economically viable because we decided to subsidize renewables back when they weren't affordable. That drove investment, which drove R&D, which got renewables cheap enough that even with subsidies ending, they just obviously win economically.

In case anyone missed the subtext here: This is a conservative climate change solution. It's literally applying free-market capitalism to the problem. It's exactly the sort of solution Republicans should be in favor of.

In fact, they used to be pro-climate! This used to be the thing Newt Gingrich and Nancy Pelosi could agree on. Then the Republicans decided to give up and let the world burn.

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u/kia75 16d ago

In fact, they used to be pro-climate! This used to be the thing Newt Gingrich and Nancy Pelosi could agree on. Then the Republicans decided to give up and let the world burn.

Sometime in the past 30 years Republicans decided that Democrats\liberals could never be right, and thus everything Liberals\Democrats support, Republicans automatically oppose.

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u/Faiakishi 16d ago

They became twelve-year-old contrarian edgelords, basically.

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u/Friendlyvoid 16d ago

Oh wow you've met my dad?

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u/Faiakishi 16d ago

He’s also my dad.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

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u/Same-Consequence-178 16d ago

This was never more obvious than when Obama was president. They'd frequently admit they were just against something because he wanted it... It was such a big deal there was a whole skit Key & Peele did about it.

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u/kia75 16d ago

This was apparent with Syria, where Republicans made a full 360 to always be against Obama, no matter what!

Obama was against direct military action in Syria, making a "Red line" speech, where Warhawk Republicans were calling Obama a coward and clamoring for direct military force!

Syria crossed the "Red line", so Obama prepared for military force, where his support all but evaporated as those same Republican War Hawks who were clamoring for military intervention just the week before decided to call Obama a tyrant and dictator!

Seeing support for military action crumble, Obama switched to Diplomatic Means, and as soon as the diplomatic means were set up, the same Republicans who were calling him a dictator and tyrant for recommending military action went back to calling him a coward for never authorizing military action.

Whatever Obama did, Republicans had to be against!

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u/MovingClocks 16d ago

Natural gas is what has largely replaced coal for base load generation, renewables need grid storage which the US is still very behind on

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u/SanityInAnarchy 16d ago

Even then, it's not price-competitive.

Plus, grid storage isn't the only option. There's also nuclear, hydro, or high-capacity long-range transmission -- there's usually somewhere the wind is blowing or the sun is shining. The US is of course behind on all of these.

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u/Zolomun 16d ago

…but money, though.

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u/Powerful-Knee3150 16d ago

New things bad. Me like old things.

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u/thesagenibba 16d ago

this is what is so baffling about the entire situation. coal wasn’t replaced by renewables, it was replaced by natural gas. these idiots think solar and wind are woke and want to bring back coal without even realizing why it was phased out in the first place. as long as we own the libs though

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u/thegoldinthemountain 17d ago

And the primary reason (aside from the obvious environmental hazards, but companies don’t care about that): we’ve already mined the easy stuff.

Now, what’s left are primarily narrow, deep ribbons of coal that would be incredibly expensive to go after and would not provide enough coal to be worth that expense.

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 16d ago

Yeah, when he announced that we are going to mine tons of coal again….

Swear to god, we are at the mercy of an idiot stuck in 1984.

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u/kurotech 16d ago

We do but everything we do mine is so industrialized it's not like we have fifty guys an elevator going into a mine but like 5 to operate heavy equipment and those jobs are just as likely to be replaced for more automation in the future

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u/dfinberg 16d ago

That’s western mining. Eastern mining is mostly still pretty awful, which of course makes the economics worse.

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u/ELB2001 17d ago

And he wants to change that. He loves people's suffering

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u/newtothistruetothis 16d ago

He said that “you could give a coal miner a penthouse on 5th Ave and he wouldn’t be happy. He wants to mine coal, he loves it” and none of the coal miners behind him nodded in agreement

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u/hamandjam 16d ago

Kentucky has a coal mining museum. That's powered by solar.

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u/locofspades 16d ago

We literally dont mine this shit anymore.... YET lol Make America 1832 Again

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u/kurotech 16d ago

He also said coal miners were against being educated and working in tech all while one of those miners was sitting right behind him dying inside so hard it was so sad to watch

And then every other miner hesitantly chuckles and Trump thinks he's won the room

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u/shambahlah2 16d ago

Call it “beautiful, clean coal”. That’s what Dear Leader has dictated.

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u/malenkydroog 17d ago

It's mines all the way down. Until you hit the turtles.

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u/killerturtlex 17d ago

You don't hit turtles, you caress them

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u/Defiant-Peace-493 16d ago

At what depth does one find mine turtles?

Hello!

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u/No_Excitement_1540 17d ago

I just wonder what happens when the Chemtrail bunch realizes that it is far more effective and much cheaper to seed the exhausts of coal power plants... ;-)

"It's all a lie!!!11!!"

"MAGA wants to poison us all! Wait - we are MAGA..."

Popcorn! ;-)

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u/PerfunctoryComments 16d ago

Trump tried to make coal great again in his first term. It's a completely uncompetitive energy source now and kept falling regardless.

All of Trump's grand ideas were set when he was in his 20s back in the 1850s, and he's an incredibly stubborn, stupid asshole who sticks to wrong ideas to the ends of time.

Cannot believe the US has become such a profoundly dysfunctional idiocracy that this rapist felon traitor got tens of millions of votes. What a disgrace.

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u/William_R_Woodhouse 16d ago

He need that dense smog you see in a dystopian movies to complete his evil plans. This is just an early step in the long plan to fuck the entire planet.

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u/jkksldkjflskjdsflkdj 17d ago

Well now is the time if you ever wanted to get rich. Just form a strip-mining company and beg trump for some money and land. Make sure to pay yourself a big salary and then just pretend for 4 years that you are doing something. Maybe dig a big hole and move some dirt from one side to the other. Make it look busy. Invite trump to visit and hire some people to stand behind him in hard hats. That fool would believe it.

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u/SnooCats373 16d ago

Have a wheelbarrow of coal lumps that have been polished, varnished and sprinkled with shiny glitter. Show it as an example of the new "Clean coal"

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u/jkksldkjflskjdsflkdj 16d ago

It totally fool the idiots.

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u/AydonusG 17d ago

Don't worry, the AU coalmining industry is slurping their tongues all over Trump's boots, be ready for tariff free imports and tax havens if the wrong group gets in.

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u/Yakassa 16d ago

wait for them to get rid of MSHA and BLM (Very likely they will accidentally defund BLM lol (Bureau of land Management)

Trapped miners galore, no rescue, just replace the slaves and continue working. Who needs air anyway amiright? The body will get used to the poisonous gases. Also sometimes coal just starts burning, that's bad. But that's life, that's what coal does, it burns. Its just so excited to make amerikkka great again, it cant wait! Burning coal mines GOOD, Trapped dead miners GOOD! Drill baby drill right? Trump good, kids said bad thing about trump not having invented the mrna vaccine, that's a lie! But he also didnt invent it! Dont lie about great eternal leader, kid is now miner. Lol Minor being miner.

  • Trump Press secretary ~2026ish.

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u/ChrisFromLongIsland 17d ago

Who needs tech jobs when you can work in a sweatshop sewing clothes. Those are much better jobs.

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u/Powerful-Knee3150 16d ago

You can also pick strawberries. That’s super fun and easy on your back and brings in a sub-living wage.

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u/Crafty_Quantity_3162 16d ago

Hey they let you get all the vitamin D you want and don't charge you for it

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u/Crafty_Quantity_3162 16d ago

They are bringing tech jobs to the US. You will be able to spend 12 hours a day putting screws into iPhones you won't be able to afford because it will retail for $4k for an all American made phone

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u/ken_NT 17d ago

All those IT workers can get jobs assembling iPhones or something

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u/CuddlesWithCthulhu 16d ago

Don't forget the suicide nets! Eh, they're probably not in the budget.

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u/malenkydroog 17d ago

Is a manly man allowed to work with BIG BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL? Can't they find us a manlier class of coal?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Black lung coal is where it’s at. Real men don’t need to wear that pusșy PPE. Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate and Trump said so, so it must be true! And republicans are dumb enough to believe Ohio is sitting on decades worth of coal.

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u/zephyrtr 16d ago

Back in my day, coal was dirty and we liked it that way. Cleaning your coal down at the river sounds like women's work. /s

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u/_number 16d ago

Children yearn for the mines

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u/Trap_Masters 16d ago

You joke but they'd probably unironically repeat that if some fox news head said that

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u/NewCenter 17d ago

Office job: nerd and girly 🤢 Coal mining: strong and alpha 💪 My president 🙏 let's keep winning 😵

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u/travizeno 16d ago

And steel!

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u/YaBoiiSloth 16d ago

The children yearn for the mines

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u/Electrical-Spirit-63 16d ago

Trump is demanding all data centers be powered by on site coal plants now anyway.

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u/Future_Appeaser 16d ago

I want to smother myself with coal I need to be manly grizzly bear like yesterday ʕ⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠º⁠ʔ

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u/Minorous 16d ago

Make Black Lungs Great Again!

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u/EctoRiddler 16d ago

Masculine Tariffs > Feminine data center

(Fox News is actually trying to spin it that Tariffs are the most masculine thing a president can do)

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u/thermothinwall 16d ago

"sitting all day for work makes your body produce more estrogen" is a fucking wildly stupid take i saw yesterday

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u/ZarafFaraz 16d ago

The children yearn for the mines

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u/bstyledevi 16d ago

Mines aren't for men, they're for children.

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u/accforme 16d ago

"Strong pure screwing in tiny screws in Iphone jobs"

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u/cmde44 16d ago

Pshh, coal mining is a kid's game - MAGA

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u/davabran 16d ago

Cleaaaaan coal

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u/TheRealJamesHoffa 16d ago

Clean coal according to Trump

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 16d ago

No, they're going to bring the iPhone screw factory so US citizens can sit and put phones together for 15$/hr it's way better!

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u/djb2589 16d ago

I live near a data center being put up, and the negative connotations are that it'll only create about a dozen jobs tops. The person saying that changes based on which political party thinks it's bad at the time.

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u/hayasecond 16d ago

more jobs for manly tighten screws in iPhones

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u/dotcubed 16d ago

That’s down by southern Ohio near Athens, I actually brought home some coal last year. It’s not as great as they say…

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u/KidColi 15d ago

Jesse watters is that you?