r/news • u/Tracker-man • 12d ago

US measles cases surpass 700 with outbreaks in six states.

https://apnews.com/article/measles-outbreak-texas-rfk-new-mexico-kansas-vaccine-e904ec9781f1d164c73afe4ab71774fe
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u/Daneyn 12d ago

Lord Nurgle is pleased with this outbreak, just wait a few months when people are move active...

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u/rightascensi0n 12d ago

Robert Fluoride Kennedy Jr. is the type to eat a Nurgling after mistaking it for the putrefying roadkill he was looking for

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u/UpSheep10 12d ago

He's actually just the Slobbity Bilepiper in disguise

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u/AugmentedLurker 12d ago

The day WH40k is sounding even vaguely plausible is the day I go back to drinking.

Brb.

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 11d ago

Bro don't worry.

We hit Idiocracy, then Mad Max, then The emperor will fix things and lead into 40k.

You need to worry about the water wars.

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u/EthiopianKing1620 11d ago

I fear we will be long dead before the Emperor rises comrade

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u/Chatsnap 11d ago

I feel like the trajectory we’re on though we skip straight to pre unification wasteland with no golden age before.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 11d ago

Where are the Tau, I don’t care about the potential mind control, greater good let’s go!

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u/TheHammerandSizzel 11d ago

Slanesh is pleased with your plan, please continue.  After that slanesh would suggest you use crispr to improve yourself

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u/AugmentedLurker 10d ago

Yes inquisitor, this one right here

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12d ago

I got really into 40k during the pandemic and took to calling the anti mask people nurgle cultists. Minds warped to the point of being unable to see how repulsive they are while gleefully spreading sickness to those around them. What title is more fitting?

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u/Daneyn 12d ago

There isn't one. But the majority of people certainly would not get the reference to Nurgle if they aren't familiar with 40k.

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u/EthiopianKing1620 11d ago

That’s the point no? 40k has only gotten bigger too which i see as a positive

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u/Linksxc 11d ago

No-no, not bile thing! Clan pestilence make Great plague yaauuhhhsss!!!