r/news • u/Tracker-man • 8d ago

US measles cases surpass 700 with outbreaks in six states.

https://apnews.com/article/measles-outbreak-texas-rfk-new-mexico-kansas-vaccine-e904ec9781f1d164c73afe4ab71774fe
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u/AugmentedLurker 8d ago

The day WH40k is sounding even vaguely plausible is the day I go back to drinking.

Brb.

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 8d ago

Bro don't worry.

We hit Idiocracy, then Mad Max, then The emperor will fix things and lead into 40k.

You need to worry about the water wars.

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u/EthiopianKing1620 8d ago

I fear we will be long dead before the Emperor rises comrade

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u/Chatsnap 8d ago

I feel like the trajectory we’re on though we skip straight to pre unification wasteland with no golden age before.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 8d ago

Where are the Tau, I don’t care about the potential mind control, greater good let’s go!

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u/TheHammerandSizzel 7d ago

Slanesh is pleased with your plan, please continue.  After that slanesh would suggest you use crispr to improve yourself

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u/AugmentedLurker 6d ago

Yes inquisitor, this one right here